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(Cageside Seats)   Resisting the urge to pahk the cah in the hahbuh, Raw ships up to Boston. The only real advertised match is Kurt's 'It's Over, It's Damn Over' tour, and the rest of the show is plotline setups for WrestleMania. Tonight at 8pm EDT, USA   (cagesideseats.com) divider line
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2019-03-25 01:24:52 PM  
This racist headline makes my blood boil

Not all New Englanders pronounce everything with an AH
 
2019-03-25 01:41:06 PM  

cman: This racist headline makes my blood boil

Not all New Englanders pronounce everything with an AH


It was either that or do everything in Gronk-person in 'honor' of his retiring.  And there was no Gronking way I was doing that.  Besides, Boston had to deal with Larry Bird for 13 years, what's another jackass Hoosier with a Fark headline?
 
2019-03-25 02:06:15 PM  

DrunkenGator: cman: This racist headline makes my blood boil

Not all New Englanders pronounce everything with an AH

It was either that or do everything in Gronk-person in 'honor' of his retiring.  And there was no Gronking way I was doing that.  Besides, Boston had to deal with Larry Bird for 13 years, what's another jackass Hoosier with a Fark headline?


I was being facetious
 
2019-03-25 02:19:35 PM  

cman: DrunkenGator: cman: This racist headline makes my blood boil

Not all New Englanders pronounce everything with an AH

It was either that or do everything in Gronk-person in 'honor' of his retiring.  And there was no Gronking way I was doing that.  Besides, Boston had to deal with Larry Bird for 13 years, what's another jackass Hoosier with a Fark headline?

I was being facetious


I kind of figured, but you never know on the internet.  For example, I am neither Drunken or a Gator.  I'm actually a straight-edge 24-inch ball python.  Which makes it rather hard to type, but whatchu gonna do, brother?
 
2019-03-25 02:21:40 PM  
I thought it was "pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd..."
 
2019-03-25 02:37:08 PM  

xanadian: I thought it was "pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd..."


It is, but with the way WWE programming's been going sometimes...

Maybe we should have driven to Logan, hopped a plane, then followed the wrestling logic to the Ultimate conclusion?
 
2019-03-25 03:57:30 PM  
OK, so here is your Monday "Not WWE" posts flood. First is the new BTE with the 2nd AEW event announcement of the last few days in it (ALL IN 2 was the first):
"C2E2" - Being The Elite Ep. 144
Youtube t_i8Q1_Isk8


/two shows, two weeks apart, both close to home...Yeah me!
 
2019-03-25 04:03:21 PM  
Tama Tonga asks NJPW stars if they know WhatCulture. Come for Makabe cursing & Suzuki's reaction. Also, Sexy Sanada all dressed up:

(Video deleted....NO!!!!!)

OK, how about Minoru Suzuki just being Minoru Suzuki?
Minoru Suzuki's Most Savage & Funny Moments
Youtube fGR0O1sd_QQ
 
2019-03-25 04:07:11 PM  
And some TTG tries wrestling:
Teen Titans Go! | How To Be A Pro Wrestler | DC Kids
Youtube O6y6j9MhSfg


BONUS: Liger to WM Battle Royale????? (From the WWE Instagrams of the week)
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-25 05:13:59 PM  
Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.
 
2019-03-25 06:13:30 PM  

isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.


Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!
 
2019-03-25 06:31:30 PM  

serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!


Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs
 
2019-03-25 07:33:19 PM  
In honor of the women closing WM, can we get Mae Young and Trish as the "And now"
 
2019-03-25 07:35:33 PM  
1. Hurray the women are Main Eventing

2. WHAT THE FARK THEY CHOPPED OFF MUSTAFA ALI'S FIRST NAME BECAUSE HEY, I GUESS WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE A WHOLE-ASS CULTURAL NAME CAN'T MAKE MONEY ON AN ACTUAL NAME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PERFECTLY FARKING FINE BEFORE - GOD DAMNIT. I THOUGHT ANDRADE'S NAME CHANGE PISSED ME OFF BUT BOY VINCE McMAHON GOT MY LAST NERVE WITH THIS
 
2019-03-25 07:36:59 PM  

isamudyson: serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!

Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs


I BETTER SEE FRIGGIN BORETON REFERRED TO AS JUST RANDY AND I WANNA SEE JUST 'AJ' FOR STYLES IF THIS SHIAT IS REMOTELY EVEN
 
2019-03-25 07:38:57 PM  
In honor of Niki Bella's retirement, this is the great WWE thing she's ever been partially responsible for: Link
 
2019-03-25 07:40:26 PM  

Tenor Reaper: isamudyson: serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!

Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs

I BETTER SEE FRIGGIN BORETON REFERRED TO AS JUST RANDY AND I WANNA SEE JUST 'AJ' FOR STYLES IF THIS SHIAT IS REMOTELY EVEN


We might just have to start calling you either Ten or Aper to fit the Vince mindset of shorting names.

Luckily, I would just become "TheMan"
 
2019-03-25 07:41:15 PM  
I have my issues with Nikki but nobody should talk about commitment to wrestling when she came back from a broken farkin' neck to wrestle again.
 
2019-03-25 07:42:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: isamudyson: serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!

Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs

I BETTER SEE FRIGGIN BORETON REFERRED TO AS JUST RANDY AND I WANNA SEE JUST 'AJ' FOR STYLES IF THIS SHIAT IS REMOTELY EVEN

We might just have to start calling you either Ten or Aper to fit the Vince mindset of shorting names.

Luckily, I would just become "TheMan"


ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH

It bums me out as someone whose real name has to be shortened to a nickname so white people (not all of them but half the time it's them who doesn't friggin' listen) can remember or pronounce it (despite me pronouncing it) this pisses me way off than it might have otherwise.
 
2019-03-25 07:43:48 PM  
Good News: Bellas are retired

Good but Sceptical News: Ladies are main eventing WM, but unsure if that means they are going on last, or if they are just labeling the match "main event"

Bittersweet news : Kurt angle only has a few matches left.
 
2019-03-25 07:48:25 PM  
I swear to God if Stephanie makes all the women come out and stand in the ring while she announces her historic decision to have the women go on last at Mania and they all jump around and hug.

I will lose it and

continue watching and complaining about on Fark and to all my friends well just the three that watch wrestling.  That will show them

But seriously this whole feud has been a hot mess since they made Becky apologize so if they do that kind of announcement and she is in the ring for it you can kiss her stone cold street cred officially bye
 
2019-03-25 07:51:55 PM  

snoopy2zero: I swear to God if Stephanie makes all the women come out and stand in the ring while she announces her historic decision to have the women go on last at Mania and they all jump around and hug.

I will lose it and

continue watching and complaining about on Fark and to all my friends well just the three that watch wrestling.  That will show them

But seriously this whole feud has been a hot mess since they made Becky apologize so if they do that kind of announcement and she is in the ring for it you can kiss her stone cold street cred officially bye


yall need to stop saying stuff like this out loud
 
2019-03-25 07:52:19 PM  

TheManofPA: In honor of Niki Bella's retirement, this is the great WWE thing she's ever been partially responsible for: Link


For the benefit of those with flash photography that need a palate cleanser, allow me to change your mode.
 
2019-03-25 07:52:58 PM  

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: isamudyson: serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!

Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs

I BETTER SEE FRIGGIN BORETON REFERRED TO AS JUST RANDY AND I WANNA SEE JUST 'AJ' FOR STYLES IF THIS SHIAT IS REMOTELY EVEN

We might just have to start calling you either Ten or Aper to fit the Vince mindset of shorting names.

Luckily, I would just become "TheMan"

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH

It bums me out as someone whose real name has to be shortened to a nickname so white people (not all of them but half the time it's them who doesn't friggin' listen) can remember or pronounce it (despite me pronouncing it) this pisses me way off than it might have otherwise.


I much prefer the two name setup. It feels more personal and like you can connect more with the wrestlers. 1 name makes it feel like they are making him a cog for the midcard. As sad as it is for the reply I for the life of me couldn't remember Rusev's other name. I really had to think hard to remember Cesaro's
 
2019-03-25 07:53:57 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: isamudyson: serpent_sky: isamudyson: Get ready for a raging Tenor! Her best flippy good boy just lost one of his names. He's just "Ali" now.

Why did they do that?

And where the hell is my Sami? I am getting tired of waiting!!

Vince hates two names? Having one name makes it easier (and cheaper) for printing merch? It's a day that ends in "Y"? Take your pick. As for Sami.... surprise run in at WM, perhaps?

Wait, which Sami? Without a last name I don't know if you mean Zayn or Callihan?

/runs

I BETTER SEE FRIGGIN BORETON REFERRED TO AS JUST RANDY AND I WANNA SEE JUST 'AJ' FOR STYLES IF THIS SHIAT IS REMOTELY EVEN

We might just have to start calling you either Ten or Aper to fit the Vince mindset of shorting names.

Luckily, I would just become "TheMan"

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH

It bums me out as someone whose real name has to be shortened to a nickname so white people (not all of them but half the time it's them who doesn't friggin' listen) can remember or pronounce it (despite me pronouncing it) this pisses me way off than it might have otherwise.

I much prefer the two name setup. It feels more personal and like you can connect more with the wrestlers. 1 name makes it feel like they are making him a cog for the midcard. As sad as it is for the reply I for the life of me couldn't remember Rusev's other name. I really had to think hard to remember Cesaro's


it was Alexander Rusev.

why do *I* remember that? XD;
 
2019-03-25 07:54:48 PM  
Ahoy all, how goes?
 
2019-03-25 07:58:53 PM  
Checking in...(knocks on the clubhouse door).....Hey, there's a ice cream truck coming down the street. You want me to flag him down ?
 
2019-03-25 08:00:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: 1. Hurray the women are Main Eventing

2. WHAT THE FARK THEY CHOPPED OFF MUSTAFA ALI'S FIRST NAME BECAUSE HEY, I GUESS WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE A WHOLE-ASS CULTURAL NAME CAN'T MAKE MONEY ON AN ACTUAL NAME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PERFECTLY FARKING FINE BEFORE - GOD DAMNIT. I THOUGHT ANDRADE'S NAME CHANGE PISSED ME OFF BUT BOY VINCE McMAHON GOT MY LAST NERVE WITH THIS


1 - I saw that, hurray (best not fark this up Vince)
2 - I hadn't seen that, but that's just silly

TheManofPA: In honor of the women closing WM, can we get Mae Young and Trish as the "And now"


I'll see what can be done
 
2019-03-25 08:01:04 PM  
THEN

NOW

ALL HAIL BECKSMANIA

 
2019-03-25 08:02:02 PM  
can't wait for Ronda's angry walk down that gigantic ramp
 
2019-03-25 08:02:33 PM  

Tenor Reaper: can't wait for Ronda's angry walk down that gigantic ramp


I heard she's gonna ride an alpaca to the ring.
 
2019-03-25 08:03:08 PM  

domino324: Tenor Reaper: can't wait for Ronda's angry walk down that gigantic ramp

I heard she's gonna ride an alpaca to the ring.


That's not a nice way to refer to her Husband
 
2019-03-25 08:03:10 PM  

domino324: Tenor Reaper: can't wait for Ronda's angry walk down that gigantic ramp

I heard she's gonna ride an alpaca to the ring.


That's not a nice thing to call Charlotte...
 
2019-03-25 08:03:51 PM  
I'm no expert but Rondas makeup doesn't look horrible.  Shes a natural heel, she just needs to slow the fark down with her promos
 
2019-03-25 08:04:09 PM  
Why is she always angry ??
 
2019-03-25 08:04:11 PM  
How to bury The Riot squad in one night.
 
2019-03-25 08:04:20 PM  
I was hearing 'you aren't ready' at first which I thought was harsh, then made it out as 'we want becky'
 
2019-03-25 08:04:25 PM  
I see the "Ronda" chant got squashed like Creative was trying to give it a push.

/Hi Marks!
 
2019-03-25 08:04:34 PM  

ZM Punk: I'm no expert but Rondas makeup doesn't look horrible.  Shes a natural heel, she just needs to slow the fark down with her promos


her TV makeup is usually fine it's her PPV looks that look whack
 
2019-03-25 08:05:02 PM  
Ronda "I don't know how clocks work" Rousey
 
2019-03-25 08:05:29 PM  

Tenor Reaper: I have my issues with Nikki but nobody should talk about commitment to wrestling when she came back from a broken farkin' neck to wrestle again.


Could Kurt talk about it?
 
2019-03-25 08:05:53 PM  

snoopy2zero: How to bury The Riot squad in one night.


mama said its cause she got all dem teeth and no toothbrush
 
2019-03-25 08:06:05 PM  

snoopy2zero: How to bury The Riot squad in one night.


Easy, take away one of their "t"s.
 
2019-03-25 08:06:08 PM  
Well, this is a bittersweet show - on the one hand, women's match is likely closing the show at Mania. On the other hand, Papa Enslaver's medical bills have burned through what he thought was enough for early retirement, so yours truly has taken a 2nd job to help out financially - which means I don't know if or when I'll be in threads again after tomorrow night.

Oh, and fark the Name Monster - two names have always been good enough until the last decade or so. Dumb.
 
2019-03-25 08:06:25 PM  
Will be declared the winner? Winner of what? Beat the Clock Challenges are always about gaining something, like going last in a gauntlet match or something. This is for bragging rights I guess?
 
2019-03-25 08:06:35 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Ronda "I don't know how clocks work" Rousey


Maybe after she's done with WWE, she can jump over to JCW.

/ Is that still a thing?
 
2019-03-25 08:06:48 PM  
BECKS!
 
2019-03-25 08:06:56 PM  

ZM Punk: snoopy2zero: How to bury The Riot squad in one night.

mama said its cause she got all dem teeth and no toothbrush


Well Mama is right

Technically you cant really bury something that has never won anything
 
2019-03-25 08:07:04 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Well, this is a bittersweet show - on the one hand, women's match is likely closing the show at Mania. On the other hand, Papa Enslaver's medical bills have burned through what he thought was enough for early retirement, so yours truly has taken a 2nd job to help out financially - which means I don't know if or when I'll be in threads again after tomorrow night.

Oh, and fark the Name Monster - two names have always been good enough until the last decade or so. Dumb.


Ouch! sorry to hear that. Hope they got Papa all fixed after that.
 
2019-03-25 08:07:31 PM  
Wrestled the best of the best? Nia? Alexa? Nikki Bella?
 
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