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(Deadspin)   Professional Divers Association and Man United are eyeing Mike Smith of the Calgary Flames after seeing his performance in Vancouver last night   (deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Problem of Hell, Calgary Flames goalie Mike Smith, courtesy of Alex Edler, Profanity, Calgary Flames, Hell, Alexander Edler, Tampa Bay Lightning  
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2019-03-25 12:15:19 PM  
Every single time his mask goes flying like that (which is pretty much anytime a butterfly lands on him), the officials should invoke 'concussion protocol' & make him go sit in the quiet room for a few minutes...
 
2019-03-25 12:17:27 PM  
That guy seems very sensitive.

Is it college football that makes you leave the field if your helmet comes off for any reason? They should do that.
 
2019-03-25 12:40:18 PM  
I can't believe I'm going to stick up for Man United, but they're not as bad as Juve or Real Madrid. Or even Barca, if we're being honest.
 
2019-03-25 01:48:07 PM  

Trocadero: I can't believe I'm going to stick up for Man United, but they're not as bad as Juve or Real Madrid. Or even Barca, if we're being honest.


So, still the worst in the Premier League?

I keed, I keed. Most people probably wouldn't recognize any teams from La Liga or Serie A, which is prob why subby went with the low hanging fruit of Manchester United.
 
2019-03-25 01:49:15 PM  
Hockey and football have been full of diving for a decade+
 
2019-03-25 02:04:57 PM  

booztravlr: Trocadero: I can't believe I'm going to stick up for Man United, but they're not as bad as Juve or Real Madrid. Or even Barca, if we're being honest.

So, still the worst in the Premier League?

I keed, I keed. Most people probably wouldn't recognize any teams from La Liga or Serie A, which is prob why subby went with the low hanging fruit of Manchester United.


You're telling me nobody would recognize farking Barca and Real Madrid? There are almost as many of those jerseys as the entire Premier League combined around here.
 
2019-03-25 02:14:53 PM  
This is my favorite Ref's response to a dive
"F#ck you, you're getting a f#cking penalty"

James Neal Diving Penalty vs Nashville - Ref Not Happy with Neal
Youtube Tdw4HAUlOBA
 
2019-03-25 02:18:18 PM  
Best penalty announcement ever!
Hockey Ref Wes McCauley: "5 MINUTES EACH FOR FIGHTING!" - Feb 12, 2017 (HD)
Youtube h4vu247Ye9I
 
2019-03-25 02:20:20 PM  

Trocadero: booztravlr: Trocadero: I can't believe I'm going to stick up for Man United, but they're not as bad as Juve or Real Madrid. Or even Barca, if we're being honest.

So, still the worst in the Premier League?

I keed, I keed. Most people probably wouldn't recognize any teams from La Liga or Serie A, which is prob why subby went with the low hanging fruit of Manchester United.

You're telling me nobody would recognize farking Barca and Real Madrid? There are almost as many of those jerseys as the entire Premier League combined around here.


Since this is a hockey article I don't think many NHL fans would recognize those team names.
 
2019-03-25 04:11:36 PM  

nyseattitude: This is my favorite Ref's response to a dive
"F#ck you, you're getting a f#cking penalty"

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I've been cracking up over this since I posted it (yes I'm a dork sometimes) and have been trying to apply it to everything I can.

Associate forgot email attachment - "Sorry about that"
Me: "F#ck you, you're getting a f#cking penalty"

Friend: "Are you going out to watch the game tonight"
Me: "F#ck you, you're getting a f#cking penalty"

I'm gonna do this all night
 
2019-03-25 04:31:58 PM  
Subby clearly not a fan of the #1 seed in the West, eh?
 
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