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(Reuters)   Britney Spears "wishes she had never said anything about being a virgin now"   ( dailynews.yahoo.com) divider line
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2002-01-23 08:44:49 AM  
I'm surprised she can articulate such, personally.
2002-01-23 08:53:41 AM  
``I think he's cute,'' said Spears in her Louisiana drawl. ''I'm hoping he'll bang me as long and hard as the thousands of other guys I've slept with. Oops!''

Skank slut biatch whore.
2002-01-23 08:55:48 AM  
I'm with Goatman264.......I'm amazed that she can form a cohesive thought......She is as dumb as a pile of bricks.......oh..and dirty...very dirty...
2002-01-23 08:56:17 AM  
``At some point in the future, it would be nice to have some kind of recognition for acting.''
Um, don't you have to be good at something to get recognition? Yeah, I'd like to be known for a hot body and sparkling personality, but I don't have either, so I won't hold my breath.
2002-01-23 08:56:24 AM  
Let's settle this once and for all. I'll fark Britney on Pay Per View and we can all get this sorted affair beind us.
2002-01-23 08:58:35 AM  
She should do some close up flap shots so that we can all see this so-called "unbroken hymen".
2002-01-23 08:59:03 AM  
Damn, she could quit working right now, start a family. She is probably worth tens of millions of dollars right now. In fact I bet she doesn't even know how much she's worth!
2002-01-23 09:01:14 AM  
``I think he's cute,'' said Spears in her Louisiana drawl. ''I'm hoping he'll help me remember my name.''
2002-01-23 09:01:51 AM  
say it say it
2002-01-23 09:04:22 AM  
I hope this doesn't stand in the way of her music.
2002-01-23 09:07:24 AM  
``I would love to do more films,'' said Spears, who also has a cameo role in the next Austin Powers movie. Asked if she aspired to winning an Oscar, she said: ``At some point in the future, it would be nice to have some kind of recognition for acting.''

Yes, I'm sure the Adult Video News Awards will give you a lifetime achievement in taking in massive amounts of penis in your future career.
2002-01-23 09:13:12 AM  
Why is it that most men will one minute be hung up on macho posturing ("Boobies! Boobies!") and the next minute belie a deep hatred/resentment toward women by calling them sluts and whores? Someone who dresses provocatively is neither a slut nor a whore. And since you damn sure don't have any knowledge of her sexual experience maybe you should just keep your feelings to yourself. It just screams "I went to the prom with my cousin!" for all the world to see.
2002-01-23 09:16:30 AM  
Scoots: Calm down, love, calm down.

They're all disease-spreading cock-hungry filth, but it's just that some we like, and some we don't like. It's simple.
2002-01-23 09:17:56 AM  
Fair enough, Goatman. As long as you say it that way.
2002-01-23 09:22:24 AM  
Hey Scoots, wanna sell that Gaiking from your Bio?
2002-01-23 09:23:52 AM  
Mrstickerman, sadly it's not mine. Not that I'd sell it anyway...I do have the smaller (3"?) Gaiking tho, as well as about a dozen other assorted Shoguns.
2002-01-23 09:25:07 AM  
Would she give up her career for a family?

``I would like to think I could do both. But if I had to chose, I would have a family,'' Spears said.

Please god please let her have a family!
2002-01-23 09:31:46 AM  
Why doesn't she and Slick Willy do a porno together and just get it over with?
2002-01-23 09:38:56 AM  

I'm not saying she is a slut or a whore....just that she is a raving idiot...

Just hand her a "Where's Waldo" book.....her head would explode...
2002-01-23 09:39:30 AM  
Random Person, your opinion matters so much to me that I will take your advice and "crawl back under my rock." Now you can make jokes about Britney and Catholic priests sucking cock to your heart's content. I guess I can infer that not only were you ingored by girls you were also one of Reverend Tim's "special friends." Well, you've certainly gone on to prove that not only can you put your adversity behind you, you can also go on to have a great career insulting celebrities on internet message boards. Your parents must be proud.
2002-01-23 09:43:00 AM  
"Rescind into?" Think you got the wrong verb there, homie.
2002-01-23 09:46:13 AM  
[image from us.news2.yimg.com too old to be available]

Britney's first lover
2002-01-23 09:47:12 AM  
``It's not so much jealousy but the first time it happened, I ended up in the bathroom and I've decided not to watch that kind of thing now. "

in the bathroom??? doing what exactly?
2002-01-23 09:47:20 AM  
Fuggit, I just think there's about a million people out there better deserving of my hate and ridicule than an utterly inconsequential pop singer.
2002-01-23 09:48:58 AM  
Scoots: i'm with you on the whole "wearing skimpy clothes doesn't make you a slut or a whore" thing

tis true.
2002-01-23 09:55:29 AM  
Scoots: Amen to all of that :)
2002-01-23 09:57:05 AM  
yawn There are so many women just like her, it's much harder to find a woman with an attractive personality, partially due to the worship of vacuous ladies like Ms. Spears.
2002-01-23 09:57:41 AM  
When Ms. Spears passes on to the other world many years from now, will anyone remember her? She really has left no mark on our society.
Soon she well be spit out by the Amercian entertainment machine. She will continue to be used by over paid entertainment people until that day she is no longer profitable.
In the meantime will Britney Spears be a meaningful entertainer, not likely. The other way she may become meaningful is if she thins outside the box. Do you really picture her doing that?
Ahhhh, the joys of being a pop star.
2002-01-23 09:58:05 AM  
Thanks, Jaimeekae. The funny thing is, if she was all uptight and Puritanical the same people calling her a slut would be howling for her to show her tits and quit being such a stick-up biatch. Most people don't know what they want, even when they get it.
2002-01-23 09:59:04 AM  
But if my useless pop culture trivia is correct, that David Beckham dude is married to one of the Spice Girls (Sporty, I think..)
2002-01-23 10:13:34 AM  
Well, at least if she does get married, she won't have to worry about losing her virginity till she cheats on him. That boy is as gay as a rainbow day parade.
2002-01-23 10:18:27 AM  
VH1 was showing some "while she was growing up" show last night, talking about her. interviewing all her friends and teachers..."O,i just know she would make it as a pop singer"... LOL
2002-01-23 10:20:31 AM  
Headline: Britney Says Too Busy to Marry, Beckham Cute

I know those words, but they make no sense in that order. Was this headline brought to you by the same genius who gave us Not Safe Work For?

2002-01-23 10:21:05 AM  
Scoots is right to a point - one minute, 9/10 of you people are screaming for b00bies, and the minute someone shows some, you denounce them as whore and slut. Jebus, you'd think you were all a bunch of Catholics or something.

Secondly (yeah,Jaimeekae beat me to it) -- "``It's not so much jealousy but the first time it happened, I ended up in the bathroom and I've decided not to watch that kind of thing now."

wtf?!?! Best. Popstar Quote. Ever. ROFLMAO
2002-01-23 10:36:16 AM  
My beef with Britney (no talent. Maybe she'll turn out like Madonna and actually end up being a music legend, but at least Madonna was honest about being a tramp. I can suffer hypocritical pop tarts, but at least learn to SING for god's sake. I would rather listen to spacewhore Christina.

Or, for a really good looking chick who can actually sing, check out Shannon Brown. She has been touring the National Anthem circuit lately (college bowls, NFL playoffs, etc.).
2002-01-23 10:37:41 AM  
Should read "My beef with Britney is that she has no talent. Stupid puntuation.
2002-01-23 10:38:35 AM  

That is all.
2002-01-23 10:41:23 AM  
i love her....
2002-01-23 10:46:40 AM  
Scoots.... Ignore the immature morons. I'm pretty much with you and your comments. If these clowns spent less time wondering what "boobies" looked like in real life and more time polishing their pathetic grammar and spelling skills, we would all be living in a better world.
2002-01-23 10:50:48 AM  
The Biznatch can't lip sync, why does she even try actiing. Could someone please rape her? I am so tired of hearing about her intact hymen.
2002-01-23 10:54:04 AM  
Wildgolfer2..I liked how everyone knew she would be a star when she was 8 because she could sing and dance..
2002-01-23 11:01:49 AM  
9/10 of you people are screaming for b00bies, and the minute someone shows some, you denounce them as whore and slut.

another good observation.

still, as farkers, we are allowed to have double standards innit. although i should point out that i'm a farkette and am not all that bothered about screaming for b00bies.
2002-01-23 11:04:31 AM  
Hisey, he's married to "Posh" - Victoria. Remember the pic of her here on Fark last week I think it was? With the shoes that looked like someone implanted stilletos into the heels of her feet?

2002-01-23 11:07:25 AM  
lets see if we can start multiple flames.
Outshined you dumb. Christina isn't a spacewhore, shes a circus pimp. I mean, how can you confuse the two?

2002-01-23 11:37:34 AM  
Go Scoots!
I think Booby spears sucks, but if she wants to show it off, make a fool of herself, in general be an all around idiot, LET HER!

It's entertainment, innit?

...and Capt_Sheridan? I agree with you as well. How could he not be gay with all those other fine boys in the "band"?
2002-01-23 11:44:09 AM  
"Pop princess"? That pisses the fark out of me.
2002-01-23 11:50:45 AM  
...with her debut ``Baby One More Time'' and second album ``Oops! I Did It Again,'' of which both are exactly the same song. When asked why she didn't at least change the beats she was quoted as saying ''You mean my drum machine can produce a different beat? And I thought remembering my name was tough.''
2002-01-23 11:56:05 AM  
Impaler: SPACEWHORE, you dumb farker. ;)
2002-01-23 12:00:56 PM  
Pick: Actually, I believe her net worth is around $200-$300 million. I heard that somewhere. I mean, she has her own private jet. And not one of those dinky lear jets either; a real one.
2002-01-23 12:23:27 PM  
To regret that whole 'I'm a virgin' thing is pretty foolish. That's what really escalated her popularity after 'Baby' became a novelty. All the guys seemed to like her even more, with the whole madonnna/whore image. She's just saying all of this now because she was busted talking about her sex life.
With Justin Timberlake.
The gay one.
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