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(WGNTV Chicago)   New 'beer spa' lets customers relax in a tub full of warm beer. Bring your own straw   (wgntv.com) divider line
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2019-03-25 09:52:46 AM  
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2019-03-25 09:53:08 AM  
Or I can just remember my years in my fraternity.
 
2019-03-25 10:29:07 AM  
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2019-03-25 10:30:58 AM  
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/oblig
 
2019-03-25 12:50:35 PM  
If I want a warm beer full of skin flakes and hair, I'll order a Budweiser.
 
2019-03-25 01:04:54 PM  
Warm beer... carbonation in places it doesn't belong... considers the ingredient list of the average beer...

That is a long list of utter and emphatic Nope.
 
2019-03-25 01:05:27 PM  
There's also a warm and colorful salt cave, which promises healing capabilities for asthma and allergies

lol, sounds akin to the bullshiat "sound baths" that one of my way out there friends claims to have healing powers.
 
2019-03-25 01:05:35 PM  
How will you know when someones else farts?  That's kind of important.
 
2019-03-25 01:06:31 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:06:53 PM  
Just imagine the yeast infections.
 
2019-03-25 01:07:30 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:08:29 PM  
The Grand Tour did this last week.

Wine in one bath. Crude oil in another.
 
2019-03-25 01:08:35 PM  
I once stayed at a charming New England Bed and Breakfast, with a big heated redwood hot tub.  As my foot touched the bottom, it encountered an inch thick growth of some sort of living mold/algae/who really knows what the hell it was.  Never again.
 
2019-03-25 01:09:01 PM  
If it's American beer, how will you know if someone pisses in the tub?
 
2019-03-25 01:11:39 PM  
Yes - cuz I want my beer farts go visit their mom one last time before floating to heaven.
 
2019-03-25 01:12:06 PM  

Ker_Thwap: I once stayed at a charming New England Bed and Breakfast, with a big heated redwood hot tub.  As my foot touched the bottom, it encountered an inch thick growth of some sort of living mold/algae/who really knows what the hell it was.  Never again.


If I ever had a Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to name it Holiday Inn Cambodia.  Probably get sued by Holiday Inn and Cambodia.  Punk rockers give a fnck.

Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia
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2019-03-25 01:12:13 PM  
There's been a hops spa in Sisters, Oregon for years.  Mostly, it's a spa, with spa amenities and relaxation.  Hops and the other things they put into the tub have some natural oils and such that make your skin feel good.  As far as health benefits, no more or less than any other spa as far as I'm concerned.  It's mostly for relaxation and pampering.
 
2019-03-25 01:13:33 PM  
I've did something like this.  It was a hot springs where a couple of the pools are filled with a sort of fruit wine.  Lot of (probably) BS claims on health - but it smelled real nice if nothing else.
 
2019-03-25 01:14:04 PM  
I like beer very much all but from a physio/chemical/biological basis makes no damn sense.
Take an oatmeal bath with magnesium sulfate or something
 
2019-03-25 01:18:35 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I've did something like this.  It was a hot springs where a couple of the pools are filled with a sort of fruit wine.  Lot of (probably) BS claims on health - but it smelled real nice if nothing else.


Once I realized it was more water efficient to take small baths than shower I started using essential oils in the hot water mix. It's the stuff just a few drops. Tangerine, Ylang, Cedarwood whatever
 
2019-03-25 01:22:10 PM  

berylman: SirEattonHogg: I've did something like this.  It was a hot springs where a couple of the pools are filled with a sort of fruit wine.  Lot of (probably) BS claims on health - but it smelled real nice if nothing else.

Once I realized it was more water efficient to take small baths than shower I started using essential oils in the hot water mix. It's the stuff just a few drops. Tangerine, Ylang, Cedarwood whatever


I told you , I don't like to be called that!
WTF is a ylang?
 
2019-03-25 01:22:22 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:24:27 PM  

berylman: SirEattonHogg: I've did something like this.  It was a hot springs where a couple of the pools are filled with a sort of fruit wine.  Lot of (probably) BS claims on health - but it smelled real nice if nothing else.

Once I realized it was more water efficient to take small baths than shower I started using essential oils in the hot water mix. It's the stuff just a few drops. Tangerine, Ylang, Cedarwood whatever


And your dead skin cells and the filth you're trying to wash off your body.  Don't forget your basting in that too.
 
2019-03-25 01:24:56 PM  
Okay, I'll admit that once, I did lay in a bath that filled with beer, which may have been run through my body's filtration systems, along with some spillage and along with some which attempted "pass-through" my system and failed and came back up.  Let's just say it was a bath I'll never forget.
 
2019-03-25 01:25:16 PM  
I've been to three places in the Czech Republic that do that.

My favorite spa allows you to drink as much as you want when you are in the tub....the taps are next to you.

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2019-03-25 01:26:47 PM  
please don't say that they recycle
please don't say that they recycle...
 
2019-03-25 01:27:12 PM  

hammettman: Okay, I'll admit that once, I did lay in a bath that filled with beer, which may have been run through my body's filtration systems, along with some spillage and along with some which attempted "pass-through" my system and failed and came back up.  Let's just say it was a bath I'll never forget.


But I wonder how many times you have done that, but FORGOTTEN?
Being as you were drunk and all.
 
2019-03-25 01:27:23 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:31:05 PM  
That's alcohol abuse!
 
2019-03-25 01:33:12 PM  

jfivealive: And your dead skin cells and the filth you're trying to wash off your body.  Don't forget your basting in that too.


Yeah yeah, I do a cold rinse! (ok, this is getting too personal)
 
2019-03-25 01:35:01 PM  
As a recovering alcoholic, this creates conflicts.

I'm grateful this spa isn't in Scotland.
 
2019-03-25 01:38:27 PM  
I tend bar part time. If I leave a place smelling like stale beer, at least I'd like to get paid for the privilege. :p
 
2019-03-25 01:40:49 PM  
I am not drinking my own pisswater.
 
2019-03-25 01:42:35 PM  
Misread as 'beef spa'. Beef spa, salt cave. Sounds delicious.
 
2019-03-25 01:47:55 PM  
That's disgusting. Who drinks beer with a straw?
 
2019-03-25 01:48:38 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:48:58 PM  

LaurelT: Misread as 'beef spa'. Beef spa, salt cave. Sounds delicious.


Side note: There are mildly heated-ventilated drying rooms of sorts for making old-school beef jerky. No I'm not making suggestions...,just throwing that idea out there
 
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2019-03-25 01:51:18 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:52:16 PM  
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2019-03-25 02:02:21 PM  

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Goddamnit, where's the gif version?????
/that is the platonic ideal of "have her bathed and bring her to me."
 
2019-03-25 02:03:21 PM  

The_Sponge: I've been to three places in the Czech Republic that do that.

My favorite spa allows you to drink as much as you want when you are in the tub....the taps are next to you.

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LOL.  Do you just stick your head under those?
 
2019-03-25 02:04:35 PM  

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YES!

I've been to that one as well....at the Chodovar Brewery in Chodova Plana, Czech Republic.  In addition to the brewery, there is a hotel, spa, and multiple restaurants.  It was AWESOME, and I highly recommend going there.  There was a definite language barrier since it's a small town, but we managed to get by.  During the brewery tour, the guide speaks Czech and German, and we had to follow along with a sheet printed in English.

Nobody at the spa spoke English, which was fine...but being naked in that situation was a tad awkward at first, and then I reminded myself that I'm in Europe, and they've seen as many naked people as a doctor has.

Also, it was featured on the show "Three Sheets":

Three Sheets S2E3 Czech Republic
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2019-03-25 02:06:41 PM  

KiltedBastich: If it's American beer, how will you know if someone pisses in the tub?


You mean aside from that it would suddenly taste better?
 
2019-03-25 02:06:52 PM  

Diogenes: The_Sponge: I've been to three places in the Czech Republic that do that.

My favorite spa allows you to drink as much as you want when you are in the tub....the taps are next to you.

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https://www.beerspa.com/?lang=en

LOL.  Do you just stick your head under those?



Hahahahaha.  I wish, but the positioning would have been awkward.

Bonus:  When you arrive for your appointment, there are beer taps in the lobby, so you can pre-funk before your bath.

Side note:

They sell a bunch of beer related bath products.  The shampoo and conditioner are awesome, and I make sure to bring some back with me.
 
2019-03-25 02:11:08 PM  

Cereal Fetish: KiltedBastich: If it's American beer, how will you know if someone pisses in the tub?

You mean aside from that it would suddenly taste better?



Old joke is old.

Besides, with the craft brew scene we have, there are European breweries trying to copy us.  I went to a beer festival in Prague, and quite a few of them had hoppy West Coast style IPAs.  And there is a brewery in Prague that sells a "Colorado Pale Ale"....that's the actual name of it.

Oh!  And when I was in Slovakia last year, this bar had a locally made
"Yakima IPA" on tap:

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2019-03-25 02:11:11 PM  
You realize your butt hole is submerged in that beer, right? So you want to drink butt beer? Be my guest.
 
2019-03-25 02:12:14 PM  

The_Sponge: Civilized Barbarian: [i.pinimg.com image 500x752]


YES!

I've been to that one as well....at the Chodovar Brewery in Chodova Plana, Czech Republic.  In addition to the brewery, there is a hotel, spa, and multiple restaurants.  It was AWESOME, and I highly recommend going there.  There was a definite language barrier since it's a small town, but we managed to get by.  During the brewery tour, the guide speaks Czech and German, and we had to follow along with a sheet printed in English.

Nobody at the spa spoke English, which was fine...but being naked in that situation was a tad awkward at first, and then I reminded myself that I'm in Europe, and they've seen as many naked people as a doctor has.

Also, it was featured on the show "Three Sheets":

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2019-03-25 02:19:46 PM  
Trocadero:

Holy shiat, it's real. That's like learning Willy Wonka's factory is a real place.
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Heh.

1) Chodovar Brewery Spa.
2) Spa Beerland in Prague.
3) I have no idea what that one is.

I was in Prague this past October....visited Spa Beerland on my first full day.  On my last full day, I had a pre-paid reservation at Beer Spa Bernard:

https://www.pivnilaznebernard.cz/en

It was great, EXCEPT for the fact that I slipped in the bathroom that morning and tweaked my left knee.  I limped down to the spa, and sitting in warm beer water didn't help matters...I should have been icing it down.
 
2019-03-25 02:22:18 PM  

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A liquor store gets an order for 300 bottles of imported beer. Puzzled, the owner decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake.
When he calls the number back a woman answers. He asks her to verify the order and she confirms that she wants 300 bottles of imported beer. "Beer baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.
"Oh, OK," replies the store owner. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"
"No," says the woman. "Up to my tits will be fine."
 
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