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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   Indonesian authorities have arrested a Russian tourist who was attempting to smuggle a drugged orangutan out of the resort island of Bali. Someone had quite the vacation   (fox8.com) divider line
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2019-03-25 08:34:11 AM  
Правый поворот, Клайд.
 
2019-03-25 11:03:09 AM  
I predict a senile Clint Eastwood shooting a remake of Every Which Way But Loose mashed together with Firefox in the near future.
 
2019-03-25 01:17:22 PM  

Cagey B: I predict a senile Clint Eastwood shooting a remake of Every Which Way But Loose mashed together with Firefox in the near future.


"You must think in orangutan!"
 
2019-03-25 01:19:51 PM  
Was the orangutan busy making Java great again?
 
2019-03-25 01:19:53 PM  
Russian dude was probably all "Don't care, had sex"
DNTRMFA because mf autoplay music that I couldn't find a button for.
Me turn down my speakers? How about you turn down YOUR speakers stupid page.
 
2019-03-25 01:20:31 PM  

vudukungfu: Правый поворот, Клайд.


I regret that I have but one funny and one smart per post.
 
2019-03-25 01:23:08 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:23:57 PM  
I didn't know Trump needed to be extricated by Spetznaz, nor that he was in Indonesia, nor that he needed to be drugged.

I would have thought he would have went willingly back to Moscow Center.

/dnrtfa
//Russia tourists are really bad, especially when drinking
///its why Aeroflot doesn't serve alcohol in economy on leisure destination flights
 
2019-03-25 01:24:10 PM  
You want to get an orangutan out of the country?  Do it any which way you can.
 
2019-03-25 01:24:21 PM  
Isn't this how HIV started to spread?

/This is a joke.
 
2019-03-25 01:27:08 PM  
dude was just trying to go home with his new bride...
 
2019-03-25 01:27:11 PM  

Stratohead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 850x478]


/shakes fist
 
2019-03-25 01:27:12 PM  
Is there anywhere on earth that isn't being f**ked with by the Russians right now?
They seem to be rather embiggened as of late.
 
2019-03-25 01:29:25 PM  
Drugged Orangutan is the name of my Bloodhound Gang cover band.
 
2019-03-25 01:31:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Правый поворот, Клайд.


Very funny motherfarker, you know I can't read German.
 
2019-03-25 01:32:02 PM  

vudukungfu: Правый поворот, Клайд.


You win this thread
 
2019-03-25 01:32:38 PM  

zamboni: Drugged Orangutan is the name of my Bloodhound Gang cover band.


Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Youtube pV2pCG52vaE
 
2019-03-25 01:33:54 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:36:18 PM  
Doing his patriotic duty and trying to rescue trump.
 
2019-03-25 01:45:28 PM  
Free Pony!
 
2019-03-25 01:46:24 PM  
Proof! Collusion!
 
2019-03-25 01:48:34 PM  
the plot of The Hangover IV..?
 
2019-03-25 01:52:02 PM  
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2019-03-25 01:57:48 PM  

Thenixon: Doing his patriotic duty and trying to rescue trump.


LOL, we once had a president who hung around a monkey, now we have a president who is a monkey

The Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg Live
Youtube O8m2LpYGV0E
 
2019-03-25 02:01:05 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Isn't this how HIV started to spread?

/This is a joke.


It is?

*if you have to say it's a joke, it's not.*
 
2019-03-25 02:02:16 PM  

oldfarthenry: Is there anywhere on earth that isn't being f**ked with by the Russians right now?
They seem to be rather embiggened as of late.


* shakes magic 8-ball *
 
2019-03-25 02:45:06 PM  
I'll be telephoning you the Russia-Trump joke from Bora Bora. It's too obvious for Fark.

Turn off airplane mode if you have a mobile.

Stay close to the land line if you are a elderly Trump voter.

Put your phone on "vibrate" and stick the phone up your rectum if you are a Trump incel, and have a friend call you persistently. If you don't have a friend, give your telephone number out online, especially in a Gamerbo, Appleboii or Social Media website.
 
2019-03-25 03:14:30 PM  
Does not approve:

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2019-03-25 04:17:36 PM  
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2019-03-25 05:48:38 PM  
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2019-03-25 06:00:49 PM  
He simply didn't realize that wasn't the partner he vacationed with on Bali. An easy mistake for a Russian.
 
2019-03-25 08:19:48 PM  
What is it with Russians and orange simians anyway?
 
2019-03-25 08:50:23 PM  

brantgoose: I'll be telephoning you the Russia-Trump joke from Bora Bora. It's too obvious for Fark.

Turn off airplane mode if you have a mobile.

Stay close to the land line if you are a elderly Trump voter.

Put your phone on "vibrate" and stick the phone up your rectum if you are a Trump incel, and have a friend call you persistently. If you don't have a friend, give your telephone number out online, especially in a Gamerbo, Appleboii or Social Media website.


I suggest anger management training.
 
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