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(Abc.net.au)   The best "one that got away" fishing stories involve monster crocodiles and live video. Bonus: Australia   (abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Scary, Fishing, Crocodile, Saltwater Crocodile, Darwin anglers Dac, Fisherman, Reptile, Top End billabong, Fish  
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2019-03-25 10:01:42 AM  
That article was so Australian that I almost transcended to the sound of didgeridoos.
 
2019-03-25 04:47:34 PM  

UberDave: That article was so Australian that I almost transcended to the sound of didgeridoos.


It was so Australian, it could have flipped and turned into Canadian.
 
2019-03-25 04:49:17 PM  
Crikey!
 
2019-03-25 04:49:24 PM  
That was great.

And sorry subby, the scary tag doesn't apply to these f*cker's experience.  He was telling the guy to run so they could save the fish.  Shoulda run faster.
 
2019-03-25 04:51:25 PM  
The ending part where he comes back closer to the croc is peak Aussie. No way I would do that.
 
2019-03-25 04:58:55 PM  
And they blame Americans for ruining the English language.
 
2019-03-25 05:02:39 PM  
What happens if you drop Picard in the Bayou?

Australia.
 
2019-03-25 05:13:51 PM  
 Australia, where even fallen trees try to kill you.
Parents describe horror of finding son crushed after fallen tree springs upright

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2019-03-25 05:21:52 PM  
Pretty wild to see the croc gullet the fish that quickly.

And then it passes out.

It must have a Fark handle.

/wild, get it?
 
2019-03-25 05:28:02 PM  
When Australians tell lies about the one that got away it involves plesiosaurs with light sabers.
 
2019-03-25 05:32:54 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Australia, where even fallen trees try to kill you.
Parents describe horror of finding son crushed after fallen tree springs upright

/ From the sidebar.


That is farked up
 
2019-03-25 05:34:46 PM  
The only Australian monster that got away...
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/ far, far away from me
 
2019-03-25 05:41:23 PM  
 
2019-03-25 06:35:05 PM  

uncleacid: And they blame Americans for ruining the English language.


That's not English, mate.  That's Austral-yern!
:-{D
 
2019-03-25 06:41:42 PM  
Whaddaya mean, "Bonus: Australia"? It should be: "And, of course, Australia"
 
2019-03-25 06:46:45 PM  
Australians. The honey badgers of the human race.
 
2019-03-25 07:05:11 PM  
One that got away:

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2019-03-25 08:33:12 PM  

uncleacid: And they blame Americans for ruining the English language.


In their defense, referring to something large as "an absolute donkey" is hilarious and I think it should be added to our vocab.
 
2019-03-25 09:47:54 PM  
I had a tarpon drag me, my dad, and our guide up and down the coast of Key West for about 90 minutes.  That was fun enough, no crocodiles needed.
 
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