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(Chronicle Herald)   Good: police officer reports that there isn't any prowler at the motel. Bad: he was actually the prowler   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line
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2019-03-24 11:56:32 PM  
Too bad this wasn't in a town called Plymouth or we can call him the Plymouth Prowler.
 
2019-03-25 01:02:43 AM  
Back in the day, the police here in Denver ran a massive burglary ring where the cops investigated their own crimes. Good times.
 
2019-03-25 01:40:02 AM  
"No, sir.  There's no 'Sarah Conner' here."

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2019-03-25 01:41:32 AM  
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2019-03-25 01:45:21 AM  
He couldn't try "I was searching for drugs." defense?  Works in the US.  Even when they grope people.
 
2019-03-25 01:49:29 AM  
Prowling? Investigating?

/Just doing his job.
 
2019-03-25 01:53:35 AM  
I've seen slow news days before on Fark, but *nothing* comes close to this...
 
2019-03-25 02:05:22 AM  

LarrySouth: I've seen slow news days before on Fark, but *nothing* comes close to this...


A f*cking pig actually got convicted of something and you call it a 'slow news day'?
 
2019-03-25 02:05:53 AM  
You can tell that story definitely didn't happen in the US. The investigation was started by his supervisor, conducted by members of his own department, and resulted in a conviction on multiple serious counts.
 
2019-03-25 02:09:29 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Back in the day, the police here in Denver ran a massive burglary ring where the cops investigated their own crimes. Good times.


London used to have a position called Thieftaker General.  To inspire him, they paided him a modest bounty per thief caught. But one guy got the bright idea to work with a gang of thieves and only take their enemies and disloyal members. He became one of the most powerful people in London before being caught.
 
2019-03-25 02:10:51 AM  
paided?  Autocratic is really off the chair today's
 
2019-03-25 02:16:14 AM  
That's one way to kill your career.
 
2019-03-25 02:23:46 AM  
Since WHEN does the Halifax Chronicle get three greens in one day? May as well have a moose carrying Molson play hockey in Drew's basement.

/ Sorry eh.
 
2019-03-25 02:56:22 AM  

CrazyCurt: Since WHEN does the Halifax Chronicle get three greens in one day? May as well have a moose carrying Molson play hockey in Drew's basement.

/ Sorry eh.


Yeah, like I posted above. I'm waiting for a razzle-dazzle story about a trawler colliding with a seal...
 
2019-03-25 03:37:12 AM  

LarrySouth: I've seen slow news days before on Fark, but *nothing* comes close to this...


Not slow just the politics is taking up all the mods time.

I keed, I keed
 
2019-03-25 04:18:14 AM  

DarkVader: A f*cking pig actually got convicted of something and you call it a 'slow news day'?


Nova Scotia = Not USA, so not as much of a miracle.
 
2019-03-25 04:34:38 AM  
Prowler? Were they watching an old episode of the Flintstones?
 
2019-03-25 06:24:35 AM  
"He also disabled security lights by unscrewing the light bulbs and once ran into the nearby woods after peering inside a room."

lol
 
2019-03-25 06:37:23 AM  

LarrySouth: I've seen slow news days before on Fark, but *nothing* comes close to this...


Seriously? A cop is prowling around a hotel, no doubt with nefarious thoughts on his mind, and you think that unworthy of a green? Hell, it's worthy of a green only to see how many cop ball suckers will show up in the thread to defend his actions.,,,!
 
2019-03-25 06:38:36 AM  

tramp stamp: That's one way to kill your career.


Christ on a crutch, he'll probably get a paid suspension and a commendation when he gets back from his vacation.
 
2019-03-25 06:44:25 AM  
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and the cop was a ghost!  And an alien!
 
2019-03-25 07:49:29 AM  
Maybe theres not one at the hotel because there's not many of those turds still on the road.

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2019-03-25 07:57:14 AM  
Honey! Prowler needs a jump.
 
2019-03-25 08:41:59 AM  
Well, I guess he would know.
 
2019-03-25 10:30:44 AM  
Reminds me of my old fire department, which started setting people's homes on fire when business got slow.
 
2019-03-25 01:38:59 PM  
Gots ta love it!
 
2019-03-25 01:42:13 PM  
He's very thorough, he checked on the undercover officer 8 times to make sure she wasn't involved in underage trafficking
 
2019-03-25 02:04:55 PM  

CrazyCurt: Since WHEN does the Halifax Chronicle get three greens in one day? May as well have a moose carrying Molson play hockey in Drew's basement.

/ Sorry eh.


Meh, my M.O. is if and when I click on an article, I check that site's most read and see if a) they are worth submitting b) if I can come up with something witty as a headline.

/usually with (b) having more weight on regular news
//so when you find these obscure sites with several green lights, that's usually what happens
///Subby. Guy in article is a freak and just threw his life (and $124k Canadian salary) away
 
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