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(Washington Post)   Robert Garrigus becomes first PGA player suspended for failed drug test for marijuana. Apparently some people just can't get out of the tall grass unless they're on the short grass   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2019-03-24 08:47:04 PM  
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In his Twitter message , Garrigus apologized to his family, fans and sponsors and said he hopes he can make it up to them.
"After a long period of sobriety, I had a relapse and subsequently failed a drug test for marijuana," Garrigus said.


Pretty sure i just climbed out of a deloran and high five'd marty mcfly.
 
2019-03-24 09:02:46 PM  
Wait.

They test?

For that?

That's half the point of going golfing!
 
2019-03-24 09:58:21 PM  
"relapse with marijuana"

Does weed work that way?
 
2019-03-24 10:07:57 PM  

edmo: "relapse with marijuana"

Does weed work that way?


Only when your wife finds out.
 
2019-03-24 10:07:58 PM  
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2019-03-24 10:41:46 PM  
Addictive? Yeah... ok.
 
2019-03-25 12:24:44 AM  

PainInTheASP: Wait.

They test?

For that?

That's half the point of going golfing!


Well, I feel like I'm more focused when I partake. But somehow I think it would be a liability for someone who like actually knows what he's doing.
 
2019-03-25 02:21:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Addictive? Yeah... ok.


It IS addictive, educate yourself moran!

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2019-03-25 03:58:21 AM  

PainInTheASP: Wait.

They test?

For that?

That's half the point of going golfing!


with the other half being the beer.
 
2019-03-25 09:12:07 AM  
Of all the sports golf could possibly be the only one where performance is enhanced by cannabis use. Dude, like, you can REALLY be the ball, you know?

/ Fooouuuurrrrr-twenty.
 
2019-03-25 12:34:24 PM  
Oh. my. god. NOOOOOOOOOO! Not professional golf, which is [hushed Jim Nantz voice] going to have the Masters (tm) at Augusta National in a couple of weeks! [/Nantz voice] NOOOOOOOOO!

Buwhahahahahaha. Robert Garrigus, currently ranked 203rd in the FedEx Cup rankings, 458th in the World Golf Rankings, way to really go after the big shots who puff, PGA!

I'm a Jordan Spieth fan, a few years ago I thought he had a chance to win a lot of majors. Now, it seems he's forgotten how to play golf competitively. Maybe if he puffed, he'd get better? Nope, that's a suspension waiting to happen.

Legalize marijuana at the federal level, stop this racist-based nonsense of categorizing it on the same level as heroin.

/Live in California
//Puff at concerts
 
2019-03-25 12:57:03 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Addictive? Yeah... ok.


Fun Fact: Anything that makes you feel differently can be clinically addictive. Booze, narcotics, sex, gambling, exercise, power, religion, and even physical pain can all be craved by the brain. Marijuana isn't any different. Sorry.
 
2019-03-25 01:14:51 PM  

iamskibibitz: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Addictive? Yeah... ok.

Fun Fact: Anything that makes you feel differently can be clinically addictive. Booze, narcotics, sex, gambling, exercise, power, religion, and even physical pain can all be craved by the brain. Marijuana isn't any different. Sorry.


I'm aware of that, thanks. It's simply not a term or condition I typically associate with marijuana.

/But then I've never had to come up with an excuse for it, either.
 
2019-03-25 03:41:12 PM  
iamskibibitz: Fun Fact: Anything that makes you feel differently can be clinically addictive. Booze, narcotics, sex, gambling, exercise, power, religion, and even physical pain Posting on FARK can all be craved by the brain. Marijuana isn't any different. Sorry.
 
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