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2019-03-24 08:32:58 PM  
Anal floss?
 
2019-03-24 08:36:49 PM  
So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.
 
2019-03-24 09:41:22 PM  

beezeltown: So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.


Where do you hang out?
 
2019-03-24 09:42:52 PM  
I fail to see what's so freaking erotic about some stupid guitar string!
 
2019-03-24 09:43:46 PM  
No one calls them T-bars anymore?
 
2019-03-24 09:45:03 PM  
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2019-03-24 09:45:15 PM  

captainstudd: beezeltown: So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.

Where do you hang out?


Convents.
 
2019-03-24 09:45:21 PM  
Know your panties:

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/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.
 
2019-03-24 09:48:02 PM  
I felt a great disturbance on the Net, as if millions of neckbeards suddenly cried out "m'lady!" and were suddenly tipping their fedoras.
 
2019-03-24 09:48:06 PM  

Fabric_Man: I fail to see what's so freaking erotic about some stupid guitar string!


Just something about A minor, man
 
2019-03-24 09:49:12 PM  

The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.


Do women think men give two shifts what kind of undies they use?
 
2019-03-24 09:49:24 PM  
Everything about women's clothes is weird to me.

Especially that they have pockets that can't fit anything.
 
2019-03-24 09:50:58 PM  
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Thanks New Zealand.
 
2019-03-24 09:52:08 PM  

beezeltown: So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.


TIL: other styles of underwear have been unavailable since the 80s
 
2019-03-24 09:55:10 PM  
I can swear that this thread is a excuse for Fark to do maintenance tomorrow, because green lighting this will get some hit for 24 hrs.
 
2019-03-24 09:56:21 PM  

Turbo Cojones: The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.

Do women think men give two shifts what kind of undies they use?


Nope.

Side note:

Women often tell me what they should wear, so it's a "two way street".
 
2019-03-24 09:56:47 PM  

Turbo Cojones: The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.

Do women think men give two shifts what kind of undies they use?


Some of us do.
 
2019-03-24 09:57:33 PM  

Turbo Cojones: The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.

Do women think men give two shifts what kind of undies they use?


Hey!  If boyshorts are more comfortable than thongs, does my preference for the former make me a feminist?🤔
 
2019-03-24 09:57:52 PM  

The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.


you forgot granny...and that's a good thing.
 
2019-03-24 09:59:56 PM  
Like  beauty, underwear is only skin deep. What really matters is what's inside.
 
2019-03-24 10:00:53 PM  

captainstudd: beezeltown: So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.

Where do you hang out?


Beezeltown, duh.
 
2019-03-24 10:01:01 PM  

vudukungfu: Anal floss?


No thanks, I'll just use the regular kind.
 
2019-03-24 10:01:06 PM  
Who cares what underwear they wear? It all looks just a good on the floor next to my bed.

I'll see myself out
 
2019-03-24 10:01:14 PM  
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Hawt!

/ Not my personal erotica site
 
2019-03-24 10:01:38 PM  

FarkaDark: Like  beauty, underwear is only skin deep. What really matters is what's inside.


It's all pink on the inside.
 
2019-03-24 10:01:38 PM  

beezeltown: So, TFA author sees an ad for women's underwear that is not g-string style, then summarily declares the g-string to be dead. Neat.

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.


So, #fakenews.
Donald Trump was 100% right, but not for the reasons he thinks.
 
2019-03-24 10:04:00 PM  

Super_pope: Everything about women's clothes is weird to me.

Especially that they have pockets that can't fit anything.


Have they started adding pockets now?
 
2019-03-24 10:04:15 PM  

NearCanuck: vudukungfu: Anal floss?

No thanks, I'll just use the regular kind.


You know the difference between anal floss and regular floss?

The taste.
 
2019-03-24 10:06:50 PM  
Never even bought a pair, it seemed to me that it would feel like you had a constant wedgie.
I remember the 'whale-tail' look.

NSFL?: Shark Week was early that month- I was dropping the kids off at Mr. and the second Mrs. T's for the weekend. I had nothing. The only thing the second Mrs. T had were thong-style pads, which were (maybe) about an inch wide at the prime absorbency point. Those things were no help at all.
 
2019-03-24 10:08:01 PM  

NearCanuck: Super_pope: Everything about women's clothes is weird to me.

Especially that they have pockets that can't fit anything.

Have they started adding pockets now?


My wife's pants have pockets.  You can maybe fit some keys in them?

In comparison I was at GDC last week and when unreal started just trying to get rid of all their shirts I was able to get 4 shirts into the pockets of my jeans (I left my bag in my room).
 
2019-03-24 10:08:53 PM  

Special Guest: NearCanuck: vudukungfu: Anal floss?

No thanks, I'll just use the regular kind.

You know the difference between anal floss and regular floss?

The taste.


One is made on Uranus and the other in Montana?
 
2019-03-24 10:08:59 PM  
Well I don't have any personal experience, but for three weeks a month my wife will only wear g strings. Purely a comfort thing, her words not mine.  I don't mind at all of course.
 
2019-03-24 10:12:10 PM  
That's a shame.  Real women wear g-strings.
 
2019-03-24 10:15:17 PM  
as long as they are stuffed in my mouth, i really don't care about the cut.
 
2019-03-24 10:16:42 PM  

Pinner: No one calls them T-bars anymore?


Had they ever? First time I've heard that.
 
2019-03-24 10:17:13 PM  

Livinglush: Well I don't have any personal experience, but for three weeks a month my wife will only wear g strings. Purely a comfort thing, her words not mine.  I don't mind at all of course.


What does she wear the oth...oh, nevermind.
 
2019-03-24 10:17:48 PM  

boozehat: as long as they are stuffed in my mouth, i really don't care about the cut.


You're supposed to wear them on your head, weirdo!
 
2019-03-24 10:18:33 PM  

LaurelT: Never even bought a pair, it seemed to me that it would feel like you had a constant wedgie.
I remember the 'whale-tail' look.

NSFL?: Shark Week was early that month- I was dropping the kids off at Mr. and the second Mrs. T's for the weekend. I had nothing. The only thing the second Mrs. T had were thong-style pads, which were (maybe) about an inch wide at the prime absorbency point. Those things were no help at all.


Nothing much to add, except that I still find the co-opting of Shark Week to be hilarious.
 
2019-03-24 10:20:20 PM  
*boingngngng*
/just me struming
//my guitar
 
2019-03-24 10:21:01 PM  

Super_pope: NearCanuck: Super_pope: Everything about women's clothes is weird to me.

Especially that they have pockets that can't fit anything.

Have they started adding pockets now?

My wife's pants have pockets.  You can maybe fit some keys in them?

In comparison I was at GDC last week and when unreal started just trying to get rid of all their shirts I was able to get 4 shirts into the pockets of my jeans (I left my bag in my room).


Unreal Tournament rocked for like, a first gen fps.  I suck at fps because I am old and slow and I forget where the rez spots and power ups are on the maps.
 
2019-03-24 10:21:34 PM  
She sounds fat...
 
2019-03-24 10:22:42 PM  
Panties are like book covers. The cover is just to catch your eye. It's what's inside that counts.
 
2019-03-24 10:24:23 PM  

FarkaDark: Like  beauty, underwear is only skin deep. What really matters is what's inside.


Best part of what is inside my wife is.......me.
 
2019-03-24 10:25:18 PM  

The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.


I knew I had you in green for a reason.

Team boyshorts!

It's funny how by not obviously drawing attention to the hips like those stupid, ultra-high-waisted cuts, they somehow manage to do exactly that.
 
2019-03-24 10:27:34 PM  
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2019-03-24 10:29:00 PM  
Doesn't matter what style you wear. Just remember, it's yellow in the front and brown in the back.
 
2019-03-24 10:30:51 PM  

captainstudd: beezeltown:

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.

Where do you hang out?


Walmart:

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2019-03-24 10:31:26 PM  
well that was a disappointing NSFW tag
 
2019-03-24 10:32:38 PM  

The_Sponge: Know your panties:

[img.fark.net image 425x415]

/Been partial to boyshorts.
//Don't show as much.
///But they make awesome booties look even better.


Ack...hipsters?!?
Better be careful with what you show...there's a hipster out there who'll claim you're using his image!
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2019-03-24 10:34:41 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: captainstudd: beezeltown:

Tell that to the half dozen or so women I see every day in public who go fully out of their way to make their g-string visible above their pantlines.

Where do you hang out?

Walmart:

[img.fark.net image 520x546]


I gotta know if that is a man or woman before I can tell if it's hot.
 
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