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2019-03-24 07:10:48 PM  
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Soo many exceptional lines...
 
2019-03-24 07:41:23 PM  
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Yes, these are words I use on a semi-regular basis
 
2019-03-24 07:53:13 PM  
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"Oh, for Farks Sake"

I first heard it in TV uttered by Cheryl West, Matriarch of the West family on the show "Outrageous Fortune"
 
2019-03-24 07:58:45 PM  
Frak
 
2019-03-24 08:01:52 PM  
"Son of a pig farker!"
 
2019-03-24 08:05:12 PM  
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2019-03-24 08:05:46 PM  
Belgium.
 
2019-03-24 08:06:46 PM  
Arthur Hobson Bath Perhaps You'd Like Me To Come In There And Wash Your Dick For You TheLawman49
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*flourish* acting!

Three drippingingly great responses.

NSFW LANGUAGE, obviously,
 
2019-03-24 08:09:10 PM  
Veep.
 
2019-03-24 08:10:41 PM  
I prefer Malcolm Tucker.
VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

The Thick Of It The Definitive Malcolm Tucker
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2019-03-24 08:14:14 PM  
Oh if we're looking for strings of swearing. Allow me to submit every scene from Ian McShane in Deadwood
 
2019-03-24 08:15:50 PM  
BETTER OFF TED - FUNNY, REALLY VULGAR OUTTAKES
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/stolen shamelessly from TFA's comments, you corpse-farking shiat-gobbler
 
2019-03-24 08:17:50 PM  
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2019-03-24 08:19:58 PM  
Midnight Run has an impressive number of F*ck bombs
 
2019-03-24 08:20:08 PM  
Cockholster.
 
2019-03-24 08:25:08 PM  
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2019-03-24 08:32:04 PM  
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
 
2019-03-24 08:39:13 PM  
Holy Farking Shirtballs!
 
2019-03-24 08:40:30 PM  
What in the chocolate covered f*ck is this sh*t?
 
2019-03-24 08:44:05 PM  
Cum bubble. I think it was on Friends.
 
2019-03-24 08:45:25 PM  

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Weirdly enough when Futurama was on Cartoon Network back in the day they'd edit that particular phrase out.
 
2019-03-24 08:59:57 PM  
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge. Only, he didn't say fudge.
 
2019-03-24 09:01:09 PM  
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2019-03-24 09:01:25 PM  
 
2019-03-24 09:08:07 PM  
 Veep has the most poetic profanity, much from  Elaine from Seinfeld and the girl from that MacCauly Culkin movie.

....and of course anything from Sam Jackson that isn't limited by a PG-13.
 
2019-03-24 09:13:00 PM  
How Illegal is this Dren??
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2019-03-24 09:20:46 PM  
Semprini
 
2019-03-24 09:29:32 PM  
"Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind" -- Warden Norton
 
2019-03-24 09:34:32 PM  
NSFW language

I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum
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2019-03-24 09:43:06 PM  
NSFW language

Rick & Morty: State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen (Uncensored Edit)
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2019-03-24 09:56:01 PM  
New Zoo Review Outtake (Adult Content)
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2019-03-24 10:17:14 PM  
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2019-03-24 10:27:36 PM  

fusillade762: Thwartme: [img.fark.net image 640x480]

Weirdly enough when Futurama was on Cartoon Network back in the day they'd edit that particular phrase out.


Saw this pass by on captions the other day:

"...working as a xxxxtail waitress."
 
2019-03-24 10:35:28 PM  
Really? Thirty Three posts and nobody put this up yet?  Ponderous, man.

Casey Kasem's Profane Radio Meltdown • The Definitive Edition!
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2019-03-24 10:57:28 PM  
Jesus Christ on a unicycle it's melon farmers.
 
2019-03-24 11:14:02 PM  
Far farkin' out!

/Too 1970s?
 
2019-03-24 11:16:27 PM  
Pony feathers!
 
2019-03-24 11:19:45 PM  
One song makes me giggle when I hear it.  212 FT. Lazy Jay by Azealia Banks

Yes she's crazy and proves it.  First time I heard it I was like "did she just really say that?"  Yep.
 
2019-03-24 11:23:48 PM  
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!?

I love in Fantastic Mr. Fox how they just say "cuss" instead of swearing.

For actual swearing, "jesus piss christ" from Pain Series Poems by King Missile. NSFW:

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2019-03-24 11:26:41 PM  
What fresh hell is this

/oldie but I prefer understatement
//"fark me gently with a chainsaw" works too, tho
 
2019-03-24 11:26:52 PM  
Whenever I start with "sonofa", it always seems to end with "motherless goat" ala The Three Amigos.  I also seem to use "fark me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers (I think?), pretty regularly.

Somewhere along the way I picked up "farkstick monkeypants" as part of my swearing lexicon, as well. I doubt I made it up since I'm not that creative, but fark if I know where it came from.
 
2019-03-24 11:36:09 PM  
I use this WAY more than i probably should...

Mother Pus Bucket
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2019-03-25 12:07:12 AM  

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2019-03-25 12:10:50 AM  

kyuzokai: Whenever I start with "sonofa", it always seems to end with "motherless goat" ala The Three Amigos.  I also seem to use "fark me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers (I think?), pretty regularly.


Yep, it was Heathers.

Haha ur old*

//*as me probably
 
2019-03-25 12:18:10 AM  
"Scum-sucking, motherfarking whore!"

Hilarious Curb Your Enthusiasm season ending
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...and a few more, all NSFW naturally.
 
2019-03-25 12:41:07 AM  
From Cheech and Chong's next movie Cheech's cousin Red kept saying  'holy sheep shiat'
That phrase has stuck with me since i saw it and has served me well.
 
2019-03-25 12:54:56 AM  
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2019-03-25 12:55:26 AM  
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2019-03-25 01:17:54 AM  
Some of the great Jim Ross's one-liners made an impact on impressionable pre-teen me in the late '90s:

"He's about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!"
 
2019-03-25 01:29:09 AM  
"Sweet Mary Mother of F*ck"
 
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