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(Chronicle Herald)   "Angry at being booted from Bryan Adams concert, St. John's woman stabs boyfriend in face" Cuts Like a knife, yeah   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Assault, Battery, Police car, 34-year-old woman, peace officer, provincial court Tuesday, police cars, charges of assault  
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2019-03-24 08:19:42 PM  
That wasn't very polite of her
 
2019-03-24 08:21:13 PM  
And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.
 
2019-03-24 08:23:22 PM  
Without a picture, how are we supposed to rate her on the hot/crazy scale?
 
2019-03-24 08:24:16 PM  
Brian Adams is still alive?
 
2019-03-24 08:25:21 PM  

Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.


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2019-03-24 08:26:28 PM  

Soulless Carbon Rod: Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.

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Is that his stabbin' pencil?
 
2019-03-24 08:35:21 PM  
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You'll never see that happening at one of this guy's concerts
 
2019-03-24 08:35:53 PM  
If they're acting like this in public, can you imagine what goes on in the home?  The poor kids.
 
2019-03-24 08:41:50 PM  
And it feels so right.
 
2019-03-24 08:42:13 PM  

Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.


Yah, Newfies ammirite?!?
 
2019-03-24 08:42:22 PM  
I'd get stabby if someone tried to make me stay at one of his concerts.
 
2019-03-24 08:47:08 PM  

Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.


I dunno, she got the sharp side out part right.
 
2019-03-24 08:47:43 PM  
She removed his wort?
 
2019-03-24 08:48:02 PM  
That escalated quickly
 
2019-03-24 08:48:41 PM  
I think we're all a bit angry at Bryan Adams' continued insistence on playing music but stabbing a bystander over it seems a bit misdirected.
 
2019-03-24 08:49:14 PM  

Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.


My version of the stereotype is "Not too bright, funny accent, but kind and good-natured".

This does not fit.
 
2019-03-24 08:52:32 PM  
You could put "The Aristocrats" at about a half-dozen places in that story.
 
2019-03-24 08:52:35 PM  

cherryl taggart: If they're acting like this in public, can you imagine what goes on in the home?  The poor kids.


This.

We require education and testing for fitness before we allow people to drive cars on public roads, but to reproduce, to create a new human being who will interact with society, require naught more than a couple of functioning squishy bits.
 
2019-03-24 08:57:23 PM  
FTA: The three children were removed from the home sometime after the incident by the province's Department of Children, Seniors and taken to a Social Distortion show.
 
2019-03-24 09:02:46 PM  

cherryl taggart: If they're acting like this in public, can you imagine what goes on in the home?  The poor kids.


No need to imagine, it was described clearly in the article.
Gotta love a woman who does something that warrants a person to take a video of her on his phone and threaten to call security, then the boyfriend does something stupid as well, but it's HIS fault they were kicked out.

/at least she waited until the kids were put into bed before she started yelling, scratching and stabbing the boyfriend and he started throwing her to the ground
//because there's no way the kids could hear that
///hope the kids turn out fine
 
2019-03-24 09:15:45 PM  
They could have blamed it on Commander Stabby!

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2019-03-24 09:24:40 PM  

Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.


Yeah? Well how about ya go fark yourself, ya farking codknocker?
How's that for a stereotype?
Biatch!

https://youtu.be/x3oM0EGpB3s

/911
//party on the dance floor
///livin' on the rock and loving on the rock
///too much?
 
2019-03-24 09:34:30 PM  
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2019-03-24 09:38:25 PM  
But tell me has he ever really
Really really ever loved a woman?

I think dhe answered that question.
 
2019-03-24 09:38:40 PM  
she
 
2019-03-24 09:46:09 PM  
"I told him he ruined my night, that he should have kept his hands to himself and none of it would have happened" she said before grabbing a paring knife and stabbing him in the face.  And like magic her night improved from there.
 
2019-03-24 09:48:17 PM  

fusillade762: I'd get stabby if someone tried to make me stay at one of his concerts.


If if you miss the sad tribute to his father that was the 'good' part of the show?
 
2019-03-24 09:49:58 PM  

gunsmack: FTA: The three children were removed from the home sometime after the incident by the province's Department of Children, Seniors and taken to a Social Distortion show.


fark ya!
Social Distortion-Mommy's Little Monster(live)(1983)(circa)
Youtube nXjCBXDzAok
 
2019-03-24 10:02:43 PM  
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2019-03-24 10:08:55 PM  

Nick Nostril: Brian Adams is still alive?


Who's he then?
 
2019-03-24 10:09:01 PM  
the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.
 
2019-03-24 10:10:27 PM  

KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.


That's not a real thing is it?
 
2019-03-24 10:10:48 PM  

cherryl taggart: If they're acting like this in public, can you imagine what goes on in the home?  The poor kids.


The kids are alright.
 
2019-03-24 10:12:17 PM  

almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?


It's not not a real thing.
 
2019-03-24 10:16:53 PM  

NearCanuck: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

It's not not a real thing.


Well it is is farking nasty sounding.  And that comes from someone who thought cottage cheese and ranch dressing would work.  And it doesn't.  But I was very high at the time.  I still immediately knew is was a bad idea though.  You know what else doesn't work, creamcheese and miso soup.
 
2019-03-24 10:17:00 PM  

almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?


Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.
 
2019-03-24 10:18:06 PM  

almejita: NearCanuck: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

It's not not a real thing.

Well it is is farking nasty sounding.  And that comes from someone who thought cottage cheese and ranch dressing would work.  And it doesn't.  But I was very high at the time.  I still immediately knew is was a bad idea though.  You know what else doesn't work, creamcheese and miso soup.


Try putting cream cheese in the mac'n'cheese.

You're welcome.
 
2019-03-24 10:19:21 PM  

ChillibowFark: Mrtraveler01: And that is why "Newfies" have the stereotype that they have.

Yeah? Well how about ya go fark yourself, ya farking codknocker?
How's that for a stereotype?
Biatch!

https://youtu.be/x3oM0EGpB3s

/911
//party on the dance floor
///livin' on the rock and loving on the rock
///too much?


That video just made my night. Lol
 
2019-03-24 10:22:19 PM  

aagrajag: almejita: NearCanuck: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

It's not not a real thing.

Well it is is farking nasty sounding.  And that comes from someone who thought cottage cheese and ranch dressing would work.  And it doesn't.  But I was very high at the time.  I still immediately knew is was a bad idea though.  You know what else doesn't work, creamcheese and miso soup.

Try putting cream cheese in the mac'n'cheese.

You're welcome.


Can of Campbell's condensed cream of mushroom soup.

Adding Frozen peas makes it healthy!
 
2019-03-24 10:24:11 PM  
"It was the summer of 69 stiches!"
 
2019-03-24 10:25:31 PM  

aagrajag: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.


OK I don't know about you Canucks and Kraft Dinner bullcrap.  It's CALLED Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. And it mixes best with AMERICAN style bacon chunks.
 
2019-03-24 10:25:35 PM  

almejita: NearCanuck: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

It's not not a real thing.

Well it is is farking nasty sounding.  And that comes from someone who thought cottage cheese and ranch dressing would work.  And it doesn't.  But I was very high at the time.  I still immediately knew is was a bad idea though.  You know what else doesn't work, creamcheese and miso soup.


I also don't recommend avocado and peanut butter.  The two fatty foods seem to cancel each other out to create bland paste with weird texture.
 
2019-03-24 10:27:02 PM  

almejita: aagrajag: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.

It's CALLED Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.


I'm pretty sure that's not a thing .
 
2019-03-24 10:27:44 PM  

NearCanuck: almejita: NearCanuck: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

It's not not a real thing.

Well it is is farking nasty sounding.  And that comes from someone who thought cottage cheese and ranch dressing would work.  And it doesn't.  But I was very high at the time.  I still immediately knew is was a bad idea though.  You know what else doesn't work, creamcheese and miso soup.

I also don't recommend avocado and peanut butter.  The two fatty foods seem to cancel each other out to create bland paste with weird texture.


That was kind of the prob with ranch and cottage cheese.  The miso and creamcheese was a total accident and one that I can still taste, like a couple of months later.
 
2019-03-24 10:30:03 PM  

NearCanuck: almejita: aagrajag: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.

It's CALLED Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

I'm pretty sure that's not a thing .


GODAMMIT you come down here and say that and I'll tell the President on you and he will put you in jail and take your children and give them away to his friends!  Well, maybe not friends, but PEOPLE HE KNOWS!
 
2019-03-24 10:31:09 PM  

almejita: aagrajag: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.

OK I don't know about you Canucks and Kraft Dinner bullcrap.  It's CALLED Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. And it mixes best with AMERICAN style bacon chunks.


I did try bacon once, but it was too fatty, and made the texture all wrong to me.
 
2019-03-24 10:36:33 PM  

rnatalie: [img.fark.net image 259x194]


And it's STILL not enough!!!!
 
2019-03-24 10:37:22 PM  

aagrajag: almejita: aagrajag: almejita: KodosZardoz: the man went outside to have a cigarette, she took a pot of macaroni salad

I'm surprised it wasn't mac and cheese with ketchup.

That's not a real thing is it?

Kraft Dinner with ketchup is delicious, so I'd advise that your whore mouth be placed into its shut position.

Sheeit, a single box of KD is like 五百円/$5.00 here.

//For additional trashy goodness, throw in the cheapest, chopped-up hot dogs you can find.

OK I don't know about you Canucks and Kraft Dinner bullcrap.  It's CALLED Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. And it mixes best with AMERICAN style bacon chunks.

I did try bacon once, but it was too fatty, and made the texture all wrong to me.


You didn't make it with Americas Hat bacon did you, that stuff is only good for Americas Hat bacon and pineapple pizza.
 
2019-03-24 10:39:00 PM  

LewDux: [cdn.instructables.com image 795x569]


That one we call Muadeeb.
 
2019-03-24 11:09:57 PM  

NearCanuck: Nick Nostril: Brian Adams is still alive?

Who's he then?


A member of Sweeny Todd.
 
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