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(Some Guy)   Flat Earthers really believe there are continents outside of our Antarctica that the elites, the rich and the powerful governments want kept secret. REALLY   (huckmag.com) divider line
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2019-03-24 02:40:12 PM  
If the elites really had hidden continents to go to, do you really think they'd be hanging out in places where flat earthers live?
 
2019-03-24 02:56:47 PM  
Stupid people believe stupid sh*t.

/News at 11
 
2019-03-24 04:15:55 PM  

naughtyrev: If the elites really had hidden continents to go to, do you really think they'd be hanging out in places where flat earthers live?


Paid doubles. Or in Zuckerbergs case, robot. The real Zuck, Bill Gates, George Soros, Colonel Sanders and Walt Disney's frozen head are all beyond the ice wall.
 
2019-03-24 04:40:43 PM  
Umm... That's just New Zealand, and it's only missing from maps because people just plain forget about New Zealand.
 
2019-03-24 05:07:37 PM  
That's all just a smokescreen designed to keep us from finding out that there are double-secret continents just past the Arctic Ocean where the real super-elites live.
 
2019-03-24 05:23:10 PM  
The earth is not flat. If it was, cats would have knocked everything off it by now.
 
2019-03-24 05:25:04 PM  
In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark embeds himself in the world of Flat Earthers: 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark gets to know the people who believe the earth is flat. 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'

In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark embeds himself in the world of Flat Earthers: 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'
 
2019-03-24 05:27:05 PM  
The power ball numbers only go up to 69 because an Elite's 13 son runs the whole thing from a country called Boobiescotia.
 
2019-03-24 05:29:22 PM  
13 year old. Dammitsomuch.
 
2019-03-24 05:31:32 PM  
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2019-03-24 05:32:17 PM  
Furries make more sense than flat earthers.
 
2019-03-24 05:34:07 PM  
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2019-03-24 05:35:22 PM  
"Belief"


That may be one of the most dangerous words ever. It disposes of fact, logic, and common sense in one fell swoop, to promote dangerous, flawed ideas. Your gut has no instinct, no secret knowledge - it only provides a filter through which your own biases rationalize ideas that may, ultimately, prove harmful to yourself and those around you.
 
2019-03-24 05:36:40 PM  
Larry Niven called called from the Mars map, somewhere just outside the Antarctica wall of ice. He wants his "ringworld" idea back.

STOP STEALING SCIENCE FICTION PHANTASIES AND SUBSTITUING THEM FOR REAL SCIENCE AND TRADITIONAL RELIGIONS AND FAIRY TALES. I WILL SUE YOUR CRYPTO-CYBER FASCIST ASSES OFF.
 
2019-03-24 05:37:26 PM  
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2019-03-24 05:38:22 PM  

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Of course they faked it on Mars. Canada has become way too expensive for Hollywood film companies. They priced themselves out of the market for location shoots back in the X-file days of Mouldy and Skeletor.
 
2019-03-24 05:39:49 PM  
 
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2019-03-24 05:42:33 PM  
I tried to watch that flat earther special on Netflix.  As a physicist, I made it about 20 minutes before I turned it off.  When the leaders of a movement are literally losers that live with their mothers, it was infuriating.  Their evidence wasn't even circumstantial.
 
2019-03-24 05:42:47 PM  

LesserEvil: "Belief"

That may be one of the most dangerous words ever. It disposes of fact, logic, and common sense in one fell swoop, to promote dangerous, flawed ideas. Your gut has no instinct, no secret knowledge - it only provides a filter through which your own biases rationalize ideas that may, ultimately, prove harmful to yourself and those around you.


I do not share your beliefs, but I heartily endorse your right to die for them. Just don't take anybody or anything with you when you go.

All airline flights for flatearthers should be henceforth based on flat Earth theories rather than the round world theories which underlie geography since the Ancient Greeks, and GPS satellites since the Internet became stupid and anti-scientific and the scientists fled into invisible cities and the dark web, hiding being the pornograhy in XXX, XXX1, XXX3, etc.

With any luck, they will fly all the flatearthers and fake news mongers into the Sun, which is only 35-40 miles wide and orbits the Earth in a complicated spirograph shaped orbit.
 
2019-03-24 05:43:54 PM  
I watched that documentary with my brother. A few things:

1. You can relax; this film doesn't offer anyone a sympathetic platform with which to spread insane nonsense. It humanizes the flat Earthers, but nobody's going to watch this and later think, "Maybe the Earth is flat!"
2. I feel sorry for the mother. She's obviously not on board, and probably doesn't like that her son is a full-bore conspiracy theorist, but she just doesn't have the heart to tell him he's full of shiat.
3. Some of those guys are actually pretty intelligent. If they weren't so blinded by their own egos, they could have had distinguished scientific careers. Alas, they spend months (and money) planning very clever experiments to "prove" the Earth is flat, and then they ignore the results. Such a waste of gray matter.
 
2019-03-24 05:44:02 PM  
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2019-03-24 05:44:26 PM  

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Who made that post? Was that you? Can you name the real stable genius who made that meme? You get the usual two votey limit, but I want to elect the person who made it President of the Benighted State of Amurika.
 
2019-03-24 05:44:43 PM  

davidphogan: Furries make more sense than flat earthers.


What about plushies?
 
2019-03-24 05:44:44 PM  
Flat earthers are delusional but harmless.  Millions of people still believe Trump colluded with the Russians.  They are just as delusional but not so harmless.
 
2019-03-24 05:44:46 PM  
The rise in stupid goes hand in hand with the rise of the internet. The internet is stupid's cook, doorman, and chauffeur.
 
2019-03-24 05:46:12 PM  
Flat Earthers really believe

Stopped reading there.
If you believe that Flat Earthers "really believe" anything, you are the entire problem.
 
2019-03-24 05:52:27 PM  

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2019-03-24 05:54:31 PM  
I believe I'm living on a giant rhombus, so this really doesn't surprise me.
 
2019-03-24 05:56:06 PM  
Well, they've been keeping the stargate program a secret, even though they could solve poverty, overpopulation and pollution by homesteading another planet.

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2019-03-24 05:56:55 PM  
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Since all conspiracy theories are like Lay's chips (you can't believe in just one!), and most conspiracy theorists seem to layer their theories like russian nesting dolls that almost all wind up having the exact same central kernel, I bet this is no different.

Let me guess: The secret continent is (of course) owned by the House of (((Rothschild)))?


/sarc
 
2019-03-24 05:58:59 PM  

Kriggerel: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Since all conspiracy theories are like Lay's chips (you can't believe in just one!), and most conspiracy theorists seem to layer their theories like russian nesting dolls that almost all wind up having the exact same central kernel, I bet this is no different.

Let me guess: The secret continent is (of course) owned by the House of (((Rothschild)))?


/sarc


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2019-03-24 05:59:45 PM  
They should make a reality TV show where they send a group of Flat Earthers to find the edge of the world. The production crew should hire actors dressed as CIA agents to pretend they are trailing them for added hilarity.
 
2019-03-24 06:00:00 PM  

KodosZardoz: In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark embeds himself in the world of Flat Earthers: 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark gets to know the people who believe the earth is flat. 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'

In new documentary Behind The Curve, filmmaker Daniel J Clark embeds himself in the world of Flat Earthers: 'There are continents outside of our Antarctica that are full of the elites and the rich and the powerful, and the government wants to keep that a secret.'


Can you repeat that?
 
2019-03-24 06:00:37 PM  
I refuse to believe that no superelite ever fell on hard times and started telling tales.

No way after M.C. Hammer's last album tanked he wouldn't have shown up with a disposable camera full of shots of Elvis doing two shows a night with the Harmoniopotamuses
 
2019-03-24 06:04:11 PM  

almejita: davidphogan: Furries make more sense than flat earthers.

What about plushies?


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2019-03-24 06:12:48 PM  
Sounds like a great role playing game hook.

Or a B movie starring The Rock and Jack Black.
 
2019-03-24 06:14:01 PM  

August11: The rise in stupid goes hand in hand with the rise of the internet. The internet is stupid's cook, doorman, and chauffeur.


The stupid were already there, now we are made aware of them however, thanks to the internet. Previously we could just assume that no one was really that dumb.
 
2019-03-24 06:16:44 PM  

stuhayes2010: I tried to watch that flat earther special on Netflix.  As a physicist, I made it about 20 minutes before I turned it off.  When the leaders of a movement are literally losers that live with their mothers, it was infuriating.  Their evidence wasn't even circumstantial.


watch the ending when they prove the earth is round lol
 
2019-03-24 06:18:50 PM  
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2019-03-24 06:26:05 PM  
If they DON'T believe it, who do they think they're fooling?
 
2019-03-24 06:30:22 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: naughtyrev: If the elites really had hidden continents to go to, do you really think they'd be hanging out in places where flat earthers live?

Paid doubles. Or in Zuckerbergs case, robot. The real Zuck, Bill Gates, George Soros, Colonel Sanders and Walt Disney's frozen head are all beyond the ice wall.


Colonel Sanders is a White Walker! I knew it!
 
2019-03-24 06:31:28 PM  
Always remembering that it was the Christian Conservative Flat Earthers who put Galileo under house arrest for the blasphemy that the earth goes around the sun. And that four moons could be seen circling around Jupiter.
 
2019-03-24 06:32:06 PM  
I used to believe that nobody could be this stupid. Then Trumpolini got elected.
 
2019-03-24 06:35:08 PM  
Well, there is only that southern continent the Shadows are using, and the other that the Centarui are using mass drivers to bomb back to the stone age.
 
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2019-03-24 06:36:55 PM  

Nidiot: August11: The rise in stupid goes hand in hand with the rise of the internet. The internet is stupid's cook, doorman, and chauffeur.

The stupid were already there, now we are made aware of them however, thanks to the internet. Previously we could just assume that no one was really that dumb.


The 'stupid' are also fans of being loud, incessant and obstinate.  They're all these things while those that know better are also trying to keep up jobs and take care of daily life.  So the stupid get their way via being the loudest voice in the room that doesn't quit, doesn't listen to anyone and doesn't care about the effect they have on those around them.  See also: most anti-vaxxers and a good portion of Fixed News and Synced-Liars viewers as well as most Breath-Barf readers.
 
2019-03-24 06:38:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If they DON'T believe it, who do they think they're fooling?


You can find anyone who says anything.
Whether they "believe" it, is almost impossible to prove.
Attention is a hell of a drug, though.
And most people say stuff to manipulate other people, for various reasons.
 
2019-03-24 06:40:37 PM  
Two crazy beliefs for the price of one.
 
2019-03-24 06:48:17 PM  

Begoggle: Gyrfalcon: If they DON'T believe it, who do they think they're fooling?

You can find anyone who says anything.
Whether they "believe" it, is almost impossible to prove.
Attention is a hell of a drug, though.
And most people say stuff to manipulate other people, for various reasons.


That's the thing, though .

If they're manipulating others, then those being manipulated must believe, right? There has to be a core of believers, otherwise the con collapses of its own weight.
 
2019-03-24 06:50:56 PM  
I made it 15 - 20 mins through that documentary. Got real tired of hearing the guy congratulate himself very quickly.
 
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