Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KMOV St. Louis)   Enterprise Rent-A-Car employee spikes coworkers' drinks with LSD to fix their "negative energy" by taking a trip without having to leave the office   (kmov.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Police, Urgent care, Hospital, Sheriff, Lt. Clinton Wooldridge, Arnold police, drug crimes, Enterprise Rent-A-Car location  
•       •       •

4415 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2019 at 7:45 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



70 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2019-03-24 06:01:52 PM  
Hey, if they initialed the lunch order form without reading it, they have no one to blame but themselves
 
2019-03-24 06:05:39 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


/seriously though, dosing someone without their consent is not cool
 
2019-03-24 06:16:08 PM  
Did that pick them up?
 
2019-03-24 07:46:31 PM  
But did he get the insurance?
 
2019-03-24 07:48:19 PM  
I hope they returned with full tanks of gas or there's a fee.
 
2019-03-24 07:49:40 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 07:54:42 PM  
Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.
 
2019-03-24 07:55:59 PM  
The victims should be allowed to beat the ever living crap out of the idiot doper.
 
2019-03-24 07:56:04 PM  
Sure it's okay when the cia does it
 
2019-03-24 07:58:40 PM  
i.ytimg.comView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 07:58:57 PM  
Brain tumour birthday present
Youtube VESAnP5gj0Q
 
2019-03-24 08:00:10 PM  

shabu: Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.


Would you rather it be dubbed a Self Awareness bomb? After all, it's not like these unwitting folks were invited to walk through it.
 
2019-03-24 08:00:28 PM  
Does anyone even make LSD anymore?  I thought it was all spice and k2 and half-assed variations on PIHKAL and TIHKAL to keep ahead of DEA classifications.

Haven't touched the stuff for over 30 year so, so I only know what I read on the interwebs.
 
2019-03-24 08:00:48 PM  
He's mighty generous.
 
2019-03-24 08:01:26 PM  
Why waste drugs that he paid for, assuming he did pay for it?
 
2019-03-24 08:05:27 PM  
Besides, I know plenty of people who took LSD and ate mushrooms who are still raging assholes. YMMV
 
2019-03-24 08:06:16 PM  
Drugs.
They'll pick you up.

At least some of them will.
 
2019-03-24 08:08:41 PM  
66.media.tumblr.comView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 08:14:43 PM  
Should be fun watching this kid go to prison.
 
2019-03-24 08:18:22 PM  

karlandtanya: Does anyone even make LSD anymore?  I thought it was all spice and k2 and half-assed variations on PIHKAL and TIHKAL to keep ahead of DEA classifications.

Haven't touched the stuff for over 30 year so, so I only know what I read on the interwebs.


Yes acid is still around.  Although shrooms are the way to go.
 
2019-03-24 08:22:47 PM  
And that didn't make the top 1000 skeevy things that happened at Enterprise that day.

/worst.farking.company
 
2019-03-24 08:26:35 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 625x267]

/seriously though, dosing someone without their consent is not cool


I wouldn't mind too much, but I'm rather experienced.  I'd know what's happening and embrace it.  It is also situational I guess.  If it started kicking while I was navigating some mountain cliff road, not so much.  At work and a dose I didn't know I took?  Hell yeah, that's make my day.
 
2019-03-24 08:27:34 PM  
It's all fun and games until someone strips naked and runs off the roof and lands on the windshied of a passing car, all naked and mangled, and the car loses control and goes off a bridge and lands on a bus full of kids who now have to remember the day a bunch of their friends died when a car with a bloody, naked dead person came through the roof of their bus and squashed them and the screaming the screaming why won't it stop Becky? Becky? Don't die Becky. God, why.
 
2019-03-24 08:42:24 PM  
Picj out any purple dragon in the aisle.
 
2019-03-24 08:42:56 PM  
ffs, LSD is not something you give someone as a surprise, that shiat can really fark you up if you're not in a good place going in.
 
2019-03-24 08:48:29 PM  

shabu: Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.


Yeah, and swimming underwater is relaxing. Doesn't mean it's cool to jump on the shoulders of an unexpecting swimmer and hold them underwater.
 
2019-03-24 09:00:55 PM  

DubtodaIll: ffs, LSD is not something you give someone as a surprise, that shiat can really fark you up if you're not in a good place going in.


FFS,  Es verdad. Absolutely not cool and this kid needs some reinforcement and education to make it perfectly clear what he did was STUPID AND DANGEROUS AND MORE STUPID. And I agree with whoever said he needs his ass kicked.
 
2019-03-24 09:25:08 PM  
That's pretty tame for Jeffco.
 
2019-03-24 09:33:17 PM  

vudukungfu: It's all fun and games until someone strips naked and runs off the roof and lands on the windshied of a passing car, all naked and mangled, and the car loses control and goes off a bridge and lands on a bus full of kids who now have to remember the day a bunch of their friends died when a car with a bloody, naked dead person came through the roof of their bus and squashed them and the screaming the screaming why won't it stop Becky? Becky? Don't die Becky. God, why.


But, like you say, it's fun until then.
 
2019-03-24 09:33:48 PM  

scalpod: Besides, I know plenty of people who took LSD and ate mushrooms who are still raging assholes. YMMV


Yeah, but at least they're aware that they're raging assholes.. maybe knowing that it's from insecurity's what makes them even moreso.
 
2019-03-24 09:38:29 PM  

vudukungfu: It's all fun and games until someone strips naked and runs off the roof and lands on the windshied of a passing car, all naked and mangled, and the car loses control and goes off a bridge and lands on a bus full of kids who now have to remember the day a bunch of their friends died when a car with a bloody, naked dead person came through the roof of their bus and squashed them and the screaming the screaming why won't it stop Becky? Becky? Don't die Becky. God, why.


Reminds me of this...
A rube goldberg of fun

BloodHound Gang- I Hope You Die Lyrics
Youtube wmKHHdqwVes
 
2019-03-24 09:59:11 PM  
The urban legend I heard was of a smaller guy who had been jumped by some frat boys and beaten pretty badly. He happened to see them at a house party a few weeks later and managed to dose them. Heavily.
 
2019-03-24 10:04:53 PM  

beezeltown: And that didn't make the top 1000 skeevy things that happened at Enterprise that day.

/worst.farking.company


My Enterprise CSB: I was in their office renting a car and there's someone there talking to one of the attendants. Turns out the customer left his gun in the car they returned. Problem ward that the car had been rented out again. They call up the people who rented it out asking them to return to the office. But they were 150 miles away traveling toward their destination. Stop they were like "yeah, somebody left an item in the car and we need you to go to a police station." "Well, I can't tell you what the item is, exactly. Just go to a police station and we'll have someone meet you."

No idea what the final resolution was, as by that time I'd gotten my car. But that whole incident was pretty remarkable.
 
2019-03-24 10:06:22 PM  

beezeltown: And that didn't make the top 1000 skeevy things that happened at Enterprise that day.

/worst.farking.company


Funny you mention it. Last time I was there was to pick out a loaner car while mine was in the shop.

Dude was SO. FUGGIN. HIGH.

I think he thought he was blending in. He wasn't.
 
2019-03-24 10:13:45 PM  

BetterMetalSnake: beezeltown: And that didn't make the top 1000 skeevy things that happened at Enterprise that day.

/worst.farking.company

Funny you mention it. Last time I was there was to pick out a loaner car while mine was in the shop.

Dude was SO. FUGGIN. HIGH.

I think he thought he was blending in. He wasn't.


Blending in with, like, the wallpaper, or the furniture, or yogurt.  You don't know, he was the high one, maybe he couldn't see YOU because you were so blended because he was lit!
 
2019-03-24 10:15:11 PM  

karlandtanya: Does anyone even make LSD anymore?  I thought it was all spice and k2 and half-assed variations on PIHKAL and TIHKAL to keep ahead of DEA classifications.

Haven't touched the stuff for over 30 year so, so I only know what I read on the interwebs.


Dark. Web.
 
2019-03-24 10:32:01 PM  
High time for the Enterprise crew!
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 10:33:26 PM  

karlandtanya: Does anyone even make LSD anymore?  I thought it was all spice and k2 and half-assed variations on PIHKAL and TIHKAL to keep ahead of DEA classifications.

Haven't touched the stuff for over 30 year so, so I only know what I read on the interwebs.


THIS. Unless you're hitting up a particularly generous kid at MIT, I haven't seen acid, real acid around for decades.
 
2019-03-24 10:34:35 PM  

shabu: Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.


This. My travels have taught me a lot.
 
2019-03-24 10:35:03 PM  

karlandtanya: Does anyone even make LSD anymore?  I thought it was all spice and k2 and half-assed variations on PIHKAL and TIHKAL to keep ahead of DEA classifications.

Haven't touched the stuff for over 30 year so, so I only know what I read on the interwebs.


Yes. But that's all I'm saying.
 
2019-03-24 10:35:12 PM  

shabu: Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.


Uhh, 2 things here.

1. People using for self-awareness do so in a controlled environment, willingly. You don't just spike someone's drink with it without permission.

2. LSD embeds itself in your spinal column, and can cause flashbacks decades later. If you want to do the whole "enlightenment via hallucinogen" thing, wouldn't you be better off with shrooms, given they don't have that rather severe side effect?
 
2019-03-24 10:41:36 PM  

trerro: wouldn't you be better off with shrooms, given they don't have that rather severe side effect?


Ralph's on the big white phone for you.
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 10:46:02 PM  
"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."

― Bill Hicks
 
2019-03-24 10:56:44 PM  
It was probably some synthetic designer drug meant to mimic the effects of real LSD. One major issue with synthetics is that they bind very strongly with the nerve receptors they target, leaving emergency room doctors with few options to calm someone experiencing negative side effects. Its one thing to voluntarily make yourself a lab rat. Dosing someone else without their consent is never going to turn out well.
 
2019-03-24 11:00:02 PM  
Not really surprising. They went into the rental office with a promise of coffee, but when they checked in at the counter they were given what Enterprise claimed was a comparable.
 
2019-03-24 11:01:15 PM  

Mock26: The victims should be allowed to beat the ever living crap out of the idiot doper.


With a 1" lead pipe.
 
2019-03-24 11:33:11 PM  

Cutty Black Sow: The urban legend I heard was of a smaller guy who had been jumped by some frat boys and beaten pretty badly. He happened to see them at a house party a few weeks later and managed to dose them. Heavily.


Origin story of The Scarecrow?
 
2019-03-24 11:34:52 PM  

MBooda: High time for the Enterprise crew!
[img.fark.net image 331x152]


I think he did a little too much LDS.
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-24 11:37:43 PM  
Sounds like a terrible game I was involved with in high school. Who has the dosed drink today?

Chemistry lab was never the same after I was it that one fateful day.
 
2019-03-24 11:38:04 PM  

trerro: shabu: Way to sustain LSD as a boogyman drug rather than a useful chemical door to self awareness.

Uhh, 2 things here.

1. People using for self-awareness do so in a controlled environment, willingly. You don't just spike someone's drink with it without permission.

2. LSD embeds itself in your spinal column, and can cause flashbacks decades later. If you want to do the whole "enlightenment via hallucinogen" thing, wouldn't you be better off with shrooms, given they don't have that rather severe side effect?


Any halfway decent link to point number two?
I've never heard of anything like that and find the thought alluring.

/not to experience, to read about
 
Displayed 50 of 70 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter




In Other Media
Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report