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(Daily Mail)   Seven people were rushed to hospital last year after being bitten by crocodiles in the dangerous wilds of...the UK?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-24 06:49:50 PM  
Crikey!

I mean, oh buggah!
 
2019-03-24 06:54:30 PM  
Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.
 
2019-03-24 06:58:30 PM  
Crocxit!
 
2019-03-24 06:59:23 PM  

nytmare: Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.


They are the decendants of the serpents St. Patrick drove out of Ireland. Never said how far he drove them.
 
2019-03-24 07:03:21 PM  

OkieDookie: nytmare: Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.

They are the decendants of the serpents St. Patrick drove out of Ireland. Never said how far he drove them.


St George and The Crocodile. It's England's Great History.
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2019-03-24 07:03:44 PM  
With brexit I'm sure they've all been eaten already as a substitute fish and chips recipe.

Too bad you'll never eat cod again.
 
2019-03-24 07:16:00 PM  
How do we know they weren't alligators?
 
2019-03-24 07:21:10 PM  
No way, British alligators wouldn't have good enough teeth to bite anyone with.
 
2019-03-24 07:39:53 PM  

GungFu: OkieDookie: nytmare: Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.

They are the decendants of the serpents St. Patrick drove out of Ireland. Never said how far he drove them.

St George and The Crocodile. It's England's Great History.
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True fact: the patron saint of Moscow is also Saint George (Yuri).

Read that into Brexit what you will.
 
2019-03-24 07:45:31 PM  
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2019-03-24 08:01:06 PM  

Weatherkiss: How do we know they weren't alligators?


because after biting the Brits the crocodiles said "see you in a while" instead of "see you later"?
 
2019-03-24 08:13:45 PM  
Does The UK have a Crocodiles Eating  People's Faces Party?
 
2019-03-24 08:15:32 PM  

FrancoFile: GungFu: OkieDookie: nytmare: Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.

They are the decendants of the serpents St. Patrick drove out of Ireland. Never said how far he drove them.

St George and The Crocodile. It's England's Great History.
[erinlawless.files.wordpress.com image 506x512]

True fact: the patron saint of Moscow is also Saint George (Yuri).

Read that into Brexit what you will.


That explains the Krokidil.

/do not google
// I warned you
///
 
2019-03-24 08:16:04 PM  

FrancoFile: GungFu: OkieDookie: nytmare: Must all be domestically raised. There aren't any wild crocs or gators in the UK, unless you count the rare escaped pet.

They are the decendants of the serpents St. Patrick drove out of Ireland. Never said how far he drove them.

St George and The Crocodile. It's England's Great History.
[erinlawless.files.wordpress.com image 506x512]

True fact: the patron saint of Moscow is also Saint George (Yuri).

Read that into Brexit what you will.


True fact: St George, man and myth, has never even set foot in England. He's one of them dirty furriners being of Greek origin.
 
2019-03-24 08:27:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: No way, British alligators wouldn't have good enough teeth to bite anyone with.


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2019-03-24 09:31:46 PM  
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La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
 
2019-03-25 05:08:42 AM  
You can hardly in move in some parts of Wales for crocodiles. Were it not for the occasional culling we'd all be knee deep in them.96+++++++++8i9
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2019-03-25 07:57:29 AM  
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2019-03-25 07:59:35 AM  
Someone call Amos!
 
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