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(Daily Mail)   Gwyneth Paltrow in leather lingerie. Why yes, there are pictures   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-22 09:47:43 AM  
Gwyneth Paltrow in leather lingerie. Why yes, there are pictures


funny looking leather she has on there
 
2019-03-22 10:06:36 AM  
Meh
 
2019-03-22 10:07:31 AM  
Still does not make up for the Goo scam.
 
2019-03-22 10:08:15 AM  
Those pictures are from Shallow Hal if memory serves.  Those same outfits (or close enough) can be had on eBay for $20.  Plus the added benefit of not supporting her.
 
2019-03-22 10:09:54 AM  

SPARC Pile: Still does not make up for the Goo scam.


I'd still goo her scam, IYKWIM
 
2019-03-22 10:11:27 AM  
Good looking woman, I enjoy her acting.

Shame about everything else.
 
2019-03-22 10:14:37 AM  
Well, earlier today a problem did come along. And Devo taught me what to do about problems.

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2019-03-22 10:15:37 AM  
I like the strapping she wore in "Shakespeare in Love" a lot better than that.
 
2019-03-22 10:22:25 AM  
I'm unable to separate a persons character from their looks so when I look at her, all I see is a vacuous coont who profits from the sale of ignorance.
 
2019-03-22 10:32:04 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Gwyneth Paltrow in leather lingerie. Why yes, there are pictures


funny looking leather she has on there


And that's a terrible picture.
 
2019-03-22 10:32:28 AM  
Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....
 
2019-03-22 10:33:02 AM  
She'd look good with a sweater and pants on.
 
2019-03-22 10:35:56 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Gwyneth Paltrow in leather lingerie. Why yes, there are pictures
funny looking leather she has on there


That's just her skin.  Look at the bra and panties.
 
2019-03-22 10:38:13 AM  
Even 20 years ago, she wasn't hot enough for this to work.
 
2019-03-22 10:46:50 AM  
Article failed to deliver on subby's promises, but I gotcha fam.
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2019-03-22 10:54:37 AM  
Time to disappear into the employee bathroom for 17 seconds.
 
2019-03-22 10:59:26 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Time to disappear into the employee bathroom for 17 seconds.


If I think about baseball I can make it to 19.  You might want to give that a try.
 
2019-03-22 11:01:39 AM  
Her stupidity ranks her up there as one of the most unattractive attractive women in the public eye.
 
2019-03-22 11:03:12 AM  
For the price she wants you could get a custom made set of leather restraints, a pair of floggers and the leather underwear, all of which would look 1000 times better then that stuff.  Hell there are at least 3 good BDSM shops in the Seattle area alone that stock off the shelf stuff better then that at half the price.
 
2019-03-22 11:04:15 AM  
Can someone check my math.

Psycho + Grifter + mid-40s + lack of curves = no fap

/sorry, never told you there would be no math
 
2019-03-22 11:05:15 AM  

Noctusxx: For the price she wants you could get a custom made set of leather restraints, a pair of floggers and the leather underwear, all of which would look 1000 times better then that stuff.  Hell there are at least 3 good BDSM shops in the Seattle area alone that stock off the shelf stuff better then that at half the price.


... pretty much what I was thinking.
 
2019-03-22 11:05:22 AM  

theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....


Go on ...
 
2019-03-22 11:06:16 AM  

GRCooper: theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....

Go on ...


Then she opens her mouth....

/ wondering what the ratio is of people that are more interested and less interested after this happens
 
2019-03-22 11:15:05 AM  

AquaTatanka: GRCooper: theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....

Go on ...

Then she opens her mouth....

/ wondering what the ratio is of people that are more interested and less interested after this happens


Then you install the ball gag, problem solved.
 
2019-03-22 11:26:01 AM  

AquaTatanka: GRCooper: theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....

Go on ...

Then she opens her mouth....

/ wondering what the ratio is of people that are more interested and less interested after this happens


That depends on whether she opens her mouth for something to go in to it, or come out of it.

I think she's physically hot as nuclear fire, it's just a shame she's a dummy who is out of touch from a lifetime of being overpriviledged. But my wiener doesn't want to engage in philosophical debate with her, so I'm sure I could nod and "uh huh" my way through some really dumb conversation if she ever dropped the restraining order.
 
2019-03-22 11:33:57 AM  
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The Goop Vag-Anal Cleanser. Make it a part of your daily health routine for that special Goop Glow.
 
2019-03-22 11:43:12 AM  

Hypnotic Harlequin: Article failed to deliver on subby's promises, but I gotcha fam.
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That's not even Photoshopped... That's rotoscoped.
 
2019-03-22 12:07:05 PM  
Not a whip.  Flogger.
 
2019-03-22 12:17:34 PM  
How about a ball gag for that one?
 
2019-03-22 12:26:30 PM  

zinny: Not a whip.  Flogger.

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2019-03-22 12:30:45 PM  

AquaTatanka: GRCooper: theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....

Go on ...

Then she opens her mouth....

/ wondering what the ratio is of people that are more interested and less interested after this happens


I'm sure she sees herself as some sort of role model...

role models- sean lock
Youtube pKb2Bt5eC7M

NSFW
*hits stride right around 3:00
 
2019-03-22 12:40:21 PM  
I thought she was s'posta be a vegan or something
 
2019-03-22 01:05:18 PM  
She may need the reinforcement of leather to keep the jade egg secure.
 
2019-03-22 01:44:36 PM  
Her publicist is desperate for anything. I've been getting random clickbait side-crap on Fark like "Gwyneth denies she's perfect" implying she is.
/a friend sold her primo-coke in the late 90's. true story
 
2019-03-22 01:46:28 PM  
It's beige. Who finds beige to be an attractive color?
 
2019-03-22 01:58:42 PM  

GRCooper: SPARC Pile: Still does not make up for the Goo scam.

I'd still goo her scamb, IYKWIM

 
2019-03-22 02:09:53 PM  
That bra looks like a 4H craft project, which is NOT a direction I want to take on the way to fantasy town.
 
2019-03-22 02:33:17 PM  
I used sell men's accessories (belts, socks, pajamas, watches, underwear) at a high end department store, for a season job while in school.      I remember we used to joke how uncomfortable the silk underwear is... even though was the most expensive.   It creeps up your ass, gets hot, and just doesn't feel right, tightly against the skin, but that didn't stop people from buying it, thinking it was luxury.

I would imagine leather underwear would be the same, or worse.
 
2019-03-22 02:49:12 PM  

mjbok: Those pictures are from Shallow Hal if memory serves.  Those same outfits (or close enough) can be had on eBay for $20.  Plus the added benefit of not supporting her.


Those pics are a lot more recent than Shallow Hal.
Probably from Thanks For Sharing.
 
2019-03-22 02:54:22 PM  

Magnus: GRCooper: SPARC Pile: Still does not make up for the Goo scam.

I'd still goo her scamb, IYKWIM


Don't care, had goo
 
2019-03-22 03:12:55 PM  

T.rex: I used sell men's accessories (belts, socks, pajamas, watches, underwear) at a high end department store, for a season job while in school.      I remember we used to joke how uncomfortable the silk underwear is... even though was the most expensive.   It creeps up your ass, gets hot, and just doesn't feel right, tightly against the skin, but that didn't stop people from buying it, thinking it was luxury.

I would imagine leather underwear would be the same, or worse.


You're not intended to be in them for long.
 
2019-03-22 03:21:03 PM  
Oh Gwyneth, I'm not certain you can ever regain your cool. Still a good actress, though.
 
2019-03-22 03:31:30 PM  

zinny: Not a whip.  Flogger.


Flogger? I barely know 'er!
 
2019-03-22 04:01:31 PM  

Trik: Probably from Thanks For Sharing.


You are correct.
 
2019-03-22 05:32:49 PM  
I'll take "20 years too late" for $100 Alex.
 
2019-03-22 07:23:18 PM  
She looks like she's being sex-traffic'd.
 
2019-03-22 11:53:55 PM  

theflatline: Imagine her walking into the bedroom.  Freshly steamed cootch, all twitchy from the coffee enema she just had, she puts on some Coldplay....


Ah no, not wearing (unlined) leather thong panties...  that just grosses me out!

Have at her Tiger!  I like cheap Victoria's Secret fake silk finery!
 
2019-03-23 06:56:59 PM  
that picture from behind...  cue Austin Powers?
 
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