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(Miami Herald)   To prevent other John Does from reading about minors' briefs, mysterious John Does file minor legal briefs to limit the release of documents in Jeffrey Epstein case   (miamiherald.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Appeal, Ghislaine Maxwell, court documents, Law, Rape, mysterious parties, New York financier Jeffrey Epstein, Sexual intercourse  
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2019-03-20 09:22:52 PM  
Goes by the name of Ballen Bershowitz.
 
2019-03-20 10:09:38 PM  
All parties to the case, including the Herald, have agreed to redact the names of minors, Social Security numbers and other details that would identify victims.

Why the fark would social security numbers be printed??
 
2019-03-20 11:44:02 PM  
Molestor: Won't someone think about those poor children's privacy!
 
2019-03-20 11:45:10 PM  
John Does what Jane Don't.
 
2019-03-20 11:52:29 PM  

fusillade762: All parties to the case, including the Herald, have agreed to redact the names of minors, Social Security numbers and other details that would identify victims.

Why the fark would social security numbers be printed??


Well, no one's gonna memorize them all.
 
2019-03-20 11:52:48 PM  
gender equality lawyer

Have we hit the point where we are just making up jobs?

/Found out today a guy that works in my office is getting his maters in leadership..everybody hates the farker
 
2019-03-20 11:54:07 PM  
mysterious John Does file minor legal briefs to limit the release of documents in Jeffrey Epstein case


Maybe one note was from Epstein's mother.
 
2019-03-21 12:00:01 AM  
Don't does what John Does don'ts.
 
2019-03-21 12:02:21 AM  
If anything new about Hillary and Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein becomes available to conspiracy theorists and Trumpers, they will let you know. But decorum must be respected. Nothing connecting Donald Trump and Jeffry Epstein, even the same early teenage girl, will be mentioned in the media because it is a thought-crime punishable by being forced to listen to Ashcroft sing his greatest hits.
 
2019-03-21 12:04:30 AM  
Knowing what we know about Trump, Epstein, Madam RubnTug, and pretty much every elected Republican , it seems likely that Pizzagate was a Swiftboat-type diversion.
 
2019-03-21 12:09:36 AM  
Hah, nice try.  They were wearing boxers and/or boxer-shorts.
 
2019-03-21 12:11:44 AM  

Big Lee: Hah, nice try.  They were wearing boxers and/or boxer-shorts.


And there's no particular reason that I know that... (whistles innocently while slowly backing away)
 
2019-03-21 12:26:48 AM  

brantgoose: If anything new about Hillary and Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein becomes available to conspiracy theorists and Trumpers, they will let you know. But decorum must be respected. Nothing connecting Donald Trump and Jeffry Epstein, even the same early teenage girl, will be mentioned in the media because it is a thought-crime punishable by being forced to listen to Ashcroft sing his greatest hits.


🎵 let the eagle soar, like she's never soared before 🎵

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2019-03-21 12:28:49 AM  
oh super, after reading Subby's headline I misread TFA headline as "two mystery panties."
 
2019-03-21 12:52:22 AM  
That's some princely protection
 
2019-03-21 01:37:38 AM  
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well, ha dee frickin ha
 
2019-03-21 01:42:34 AM  
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Whar Exene, Billy and Don?
 
2019-03-21 04:45:35 AM  

KrustyKitten: That's some princely protection


It's an open secret that Prince Andrew is gay.
 
2019-03-21 05:35:51 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Goes by the name of Ballen Bershowitz.


Oh look, it's The Guy Who Didn't Read The Article.

Ballen Bershowitz is suing to have the records unsealed.

/thanks for playing
//there are no parting gifts
///don't let the door hitya where the good lord splitya
 
2019-03-21 06:35:58 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gender equality lawyer

Have we hit the point where we are just making up jobs?

/Found out today a guy that works in my office is getting his maters in leadership..everybody hates the farker


Was it this guy?

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2019-03-21 09:11:51 AM  

swamp_of_dumb: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Goes by the name of Ballen Bershowitz.

Oh look, it's The Guy Who Didn't Read The Article.

Ballen Bershowitz is suing to have the records unsealed.

/thanks for playing
//there are no parting gifts
///don't let the door hitya where the good lord splitya


Yeah, publicly.
 
2019-03-21 11:48:53 AM  
John Doe is John Barron?
 
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