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2721 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2019 at 12:04 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-20 06:21:57 PM  
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2019-03-20 06:25:21 PM  
Oh god that dumb mother f*cker
 
2019-03-20 06:29:31 PM  
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2019-03-20 06:30:09 PM  
What an asshole.
 
2019-03-20 06:30:42 PM  
I was just waiting for kid #2 to catch fire after jumping on him ...
 
2019-03-20 06:32:37 PM  
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2019-03-20 06:38:18 PM  
I've done some dumb things in my time. At no point did I think pouring gas on my pants and lighting them on fire was a good idea.
 
2019-03-20 06:49:19 PM  

ltnor: I've done some dumb things in my time. At no point did I think pouring gas on my pants and lighting them on fire was a good idea.


~thiiiiiiis~
 
2019-03-20 06:54:29 PM  
Sooo what was the end game here? Was there water at the end of the ramp or whatever he was gonna go down? Did he think he'd go so fast that the flames would extinguish themselves?

Man, Darwin was close on this one.
 
2019-03-20 07:17:45 PM  
NARRATOR: "Behold, the majesty of the Sk8t3r mating ritual.  It begins with a trial by fire, followed immediately by a frantic frolic through the grass, flailing arms and legs in an attempt to lure his prospective mate closer and into a more intimate pose.  Unfortunately, there were no prospects nearby, and Dakota was reduced to being pantsed by his buddy Chase."
 
2019-03-20 07:48:02 PM  
Welp... That was the dumbest thing I've watched today. (And I watched excerpts from Dolt 45's speech..)

On the other hand:
The kid who helped him is a friend for life.
Yeah, sure he was the one who set him on fire. But anyone willing to extinguish flames with their own bodies is top shelf in my book.
 
2019-03-20 07:48:51 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sooo what was the end game here? Was there water at the end of the ramp or whatever he was gonna go down? Did he think he'd go so fast that the flames would extinguish themselves?

Man, Darwin was close on this one.


Yeah - not understanding what the end  result was supposed to be, there.  Did they not understand that when stunt performers do that, they have special fire-proof pants?  If that's it, then I'm sure Darwin will catch up to them before too very long...
 
2019-03-20 08:03:32 PM  
Look everyone... my future boss.
 
2019-03-20 10:06:03 PM  
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2019-03-20 10:40:07 PM  
At the 40 second mark is when Bobby's dad looked out the window then went upstairs to get his gun.
 
2019-03-20 10:55:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sooo what was the end game here?


It was going to look totally sick, brah!
 
2019-03-20 11:09:34 PM  
Fire Hot, Fire Indeed Hot - Futurama
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2019-03-20 11:29:12 PM  
I guess there is a cure for stupid.
 
2019-03-20 11:53:00 PM  
Sometimes the stupid does literally burn.
 
2019-03-21 12:08:09 AM  
Well, to be fair, I am a liar.
 
2019-03-21 12:10:15 AM  
Dumbass tag beat the vintage tag.
 
2019-03-21 12:11:08 AM  
I only like gods of hellfire that don't burn.
 
2019-03-21 12:11:16 AM  
I don't know what I expected.

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Actually, that's pretty much exactly what I expected to happen.

Reminds me when I was a kid, we'd hold the valve open on a butane lighter and hold it against our pants, then light the accumulated gas.  But that was a tiny amount of fuel that couldn't possibly create enough heat to light the fabric.  You could also capture the gas in your hand and light it with no damage.
 
2019-03-21 12:11:16 AM  
LIAR.
 
2019-03-21 12:12:09 AM  
He had a good friend. Of course, that friend also set him on fire, but at least he helped put it out.
 
2019-03-21 12:12:26 AM  
What in the ever loving fark.  This video is god only knows how old.  Hey guys, did you see the one where the lady is smashing grapes and falls?  Are people really combing over reddit for 8 month old videos to post on twitter?  And then they get greened here?  Fark, hang your head in shame.  SMFH.
 
2019-03-21 12:13:33 AM  
Pretty good friend to lay on the flames to smother them.
T-Shirt marginally better than bare skin.
Both still idiots though.
 
2019-03-21 12:14:37 AM  

Jeebus Saves: What in the ever loving fark.  This video is god only knows how old.  Hey guys, did you see the one where the lady is smashing grapes and falls?  Are people really combing over reddit for 8 month old videos to post on twitter?  And then they get greened here?  Fark, hang your head in shame.  SMFH.


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2019-03-21 12:15:45 AM  
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2019-03-21 12:16:51 AM  

jtown: Jeebus Saves: What in the ever loving fark.  This video is god only knows how old.  Hey guys, did you see the one where the lady is smashing grapes and falls?  Are people really combing over reddit for 8 month old videos to post on twitter?  And then they get greened here?  Fark, hang your head in shame.  SMFH.

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jtown: Jeebus Saves: What in the ever loving fark.  This video is god only knows how old.  Hey guys, did you see the one where the lady is smashing grapes and falls?  Are people really combing over reddit for 8 month old videos to post on twitter?  And then they get greened here?  Fark, hang your head in shame.  SMFH.

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LOL!!1!  Where did you find that?  I'm making that my screen saver.  And if you don't mind, I'm posting that on reddit.  Finally fark will be Weeners something funny!
 
2019-03-21 12:17:17 AM  
It's a truly good friend that will stick around to chase you, and pull-off your burning pants after you consented to being set on fire.
 
2019-03-21 12:17:49 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 386x326]


Motha farkin bootleg fireworks!
 
2019-03-21 12:17:52 AM  

jtown: Jeebus Saves: What in the ever loving fark.  This video is god only knows how old.  Hey guys, did you see the one where the lady is smashing grapes and falls?  Are people really combing over reddit for 8 month old videos to post on twitter?  And then they get greened here?  Fark, hang your head in shame.  SMFH.

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2019-03-21 12:18:30 AM  
Shaun White gets really bored in non-Olympic years, doesn't he?
 
2019-03-21 12:21:42 AM  

gopher321: I guess there is a cure for stupid.


Yeah, but we're gonna have to up the dose for it to be properly effective.
 
2019-03-21 12:22:37 AM  
What don,t people understand about fuel vapor
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2019-03-21 12:30:16 AM  
If you don't understand your tools, your projects will be dangerous to complete
 
2019-03-21 12:33:52 AM  
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2019-03-21 12:37:36 AM  
The kid should have known there is only one punishment for lying.
 
2019-03-21 12:58:26 AM  
This video used to be on Break.com. That's how farking old this video is.
 
2019-03-21 12:58:47 AM  
As a viewer, I have to say the fire made the video. Skateboard on a slight incline would have been less fun. For us.
 
2019-03-21 12:59:34 AM  

farkingismybusiness: This video used to be on Break.com. That's how farking old this video is.


this
 
2019-03-21 01:00:18 AM  
bring back the video tag
 
2019-03-21 01:00:59 AM  
A classic entry into the What Did They Think Was Going To Happen? Hall of Fame, Flaming Dungarees Division.
 
2019-03-21 01:03:27 AM  
Tight pants, no water, no fire extinguisher.  These rocket scientists had real foresight.  The Dumbass tag is inadequate for these idiots.  What would be a more suitable tag?
 
2019-03-21 01:08:45 AM  
A long time ago, when hairspray was still good for the ozone layer, my brother demonstrated that it would burn without pain if you sprayed it on your arm. I did not believe him, but I watched him do it to his arm. I think the trick involved a wet arm, but I'm not sure.

I had two older brothers, and one younger. Sometimes I got set on fire, forced to hold giant spiders, jump-scared with masks, super-soaker ambushed in the ass-crack with ice-cold "piss" (actually vinegar and tuna water, which is possibly worse?) and once they woke me up by putting their pet rat up my shirt, and holding my arms while they screamed the rat was going to eat my nipples if I moved.

But they never doused me with gasoline.
 
2019-03-21 01:21:16 AM  
If only they could vote.
 
2019-03-21 01:25:35 AM  
Are we absolutely sure we don't need more abortions? Like, have we held the final vote?
 
2019-03-21 01:34:37 AM  
This video is a better argument against single payer healthcare than I have ever heard a politician make.

/I still support it, but I think their should be a 24 hour "survival of the fittest/god's will" waiting period for anyone who willingly soaks themselves in gas and light themselve on fire for fun.
//certified trained stunmen/firefighters/pyrotechnicians a​re exempt ofcourse.
///when I was a kid and would light myself on fire, I always did so with safety in mind.
 
2019-03-21 01:42:06 AM  
We used to play with Ronson lighter fluid.  Naphtha.

Tennis ball cannons.  Flaming tennis ball cannons. Flaming tennis ball soccer.  Target practice with fluid soaked objects and any sort of incendiary ammo on hand: Roman candles, bottle rockets, even paper matches flicked off of the end of the friction strip...

Lighter fluid was so lightweight that you could squirt a sneaky quick line across someone's foot onto the sidewalk and they wouldn't feel it...

... until you lit the end of the line on fire.  "Hot foot!"
 
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