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(Albuquerque Journal)   'Simulated doobies' lead to real fire and arson charges. This story gets dumber as you read it   (abqjournal.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Performing arts, Mark Torres, National Hispanic Cultural Center, Matthew Luxon, Wednesday morning news conference, charge of theOffice of Superintendent, sprinkler system, Roy E. Disney  
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2019-03-20 09:51:05 PM  
that the name of my virtual reality doobie brothers cover band
 
2019-03-21 01:06:22 AM  
DNRTFA, for safety reasons. I fear for my IQ after subby's warning.
 
2019-03-21 01:12:58 AM  
Stopped reading at stimulated boobies.
 
2019-03-21 01:15:37 AM  
Wait.  I'm quite familiar with these.  How can crinkly areolae cause igni--

Oh.  Simulated doobies.

Never mind.
 
2019-03-21 01:18:08 AM  

jdlenke: Stopped reading at stimulated boobies.


Shakes tiny doobie holder...
 
2019-03-21 01:18:57 AM  

bughunter: Wait.  I'm quite familiar with these.  How can crinkly areolae cause igni--

Oh.  Simulated doobies.

Never mind.


Wait... What? Oh. :(
 
2019-03-21 01:25:40 AM  
You should actually read it. It's basically a screenplay waiting to be formatted.
 
2019-03-21 01:31:10 AM  

ToeKnee666: You should actually read it. It's basically a screenplay waiting to be formatted.


The vague part between the gun accidentally firing and them going out to the roof to fire at the "bosque" leaves the second act wide f'ing open. And the guard showing up at 8:30 am to 5 hours of fire suppression sprinklers could be the post credits scene.
 
2019-03-21 01:39:17 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: that the name of my virtual reality doobie brothers cover band


You should grab them brothers and steal their apostrophe s.  Fo real.
 
2019-03-21 01:41:16 AM  
Holy shiat subby wasn't kidding.
 
2019-03-21 01:45:16 AM  
The Yackety Sax is strong with these people.
 
2019-03-21 01:49:40 AM  
A bosque (/ˈboʊskɛ/ BOHS-keh) is a type of gallery forest habitat found along the riparian flood plains of stream and river banks in the southwestern United States. It derives its name from the Spanish word for woodlands.

Subby was right. The more you get into the story, the stupider it gets. I thought security guards, especially armed ones, had to be thoroughly investigated (in this case, for absolute dumbness) before they could be hired. Look at the bugger. It seems like he's smirking about it all.

Hope he never manages to breed. That kind of stupid has to be genetic.
 
2019-03-21 01:50:31 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Holy shiat subby wasn't kidding.


Stopped reading at "answer survey to read content."  I'll take his word for it.
 
2019-03-21 02:09:30 AM  
That was amazing.  Jaw-droppingly stupid.  If it wasn't saved by sparkling witty dialogue, there is no way I'd watch that movie.
 
2019-03-21 04:09:32 AM  

Rik01: A bosque (/ˈboʊskɛ/ BOHS-keh) is a type of gallery forest habitat found along the riparian flood plains of stream and river banks in the southwestern United States. It derives its name from the Spanish word for woodlands.

Subby was right. The more you get into the story, the stupider it gets. I thought security guards, especially armed ones, had to be thoroughly investigated (in this case, for absolute dumbness) before they could be hired. Look at the bugger. It seems like he's smirking about it all.

Hope he never manages to breed. That kind of stupid has to be genetic.


Yes, he's an idiot that was in charge of a cascade of bad decisions.  But the photo looks like a standard "Hey, we need a picture of you, smile."  "K, fine." picture.  Probably a file photo from who knows when.  Think you're kinda projecting a bit on that.
 
2019-03-21 05:56:36 AM  
Not to be confused with real Doobies:
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Although, Michael McDonald might be considered a Simulated doobie
 
2019-03-21 10:26:31 AM  

ToeKnee666: You should actually read it. It's basically a screenplay waiting to be formatted.


To be titled "What a Fool Believes"
 
2019-03-21 11:30:43 AM  
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2019-03-21 11:36:46 AM  
10 bucks a month for the Albuquerque journal.  Somebody has been smoking a doobie for sure.
 
2019-03-21 01:38:53 PM  

ToeKnee666: You should actually read it. It's basically a screenplay waiting to be formatted.


I hear the Coen brothers are on it.
 
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