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(BBC-US)   People don't become adults until they hit 30, get 100 greenlights   (bbc.com) divider line
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2019-03-20 11:58:26 PM  
♫ I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys-ᴙ -Us kid♫

/ stuck on 88.
 
2019-03-21 12:05:39 AM  
That can't be right. I'm well past 30 and not an adult. I think not ever being married and not having children helps. Those things made the people I knew grow up fast.
 
2019-03-21 12:21:54 AM  
People don't become adults start giving a fark until they hit 30,
 
2019-03-21 12:42:53 AM  
You become an adult when you realize that your parents were right about a lot of shiat you used to think was stupid
 
2019-03-21 12:48:59 AM  

Snapper Carr: You become an adult when you realize that your parents were right about a lot of shiat you used to think was stupid


On the flip side, I felt like an adult when my parents admitted I was right about certain things.
 
2019-03-21 01:02:23 AM  
omg, i will never mature...


oh wait. i have a few greens, you all are farked
 
2019-03-21 01:17:30 AM  
I believe it. Your teens and twenties are behind you, your liver is fatty and scarred. The next big thing is 40 and bi-annual doctor visits, with the off-chance of having your ass probed. Which if your doctor got you dinner and a movie first, wouldn't be so bad.

So, yeah. There's nothing left to do at that point but Adult 101.

/got my first greenlit the other day. I don't even know what article made it through
//my favorite red-lit sub, if I can toot my own horn, referenced breast-milk THC smoothies as being the food of choice for millennials. I tried to shove as many buzzwords and references to high-click topics as possible into one headline. Lulz.
 
2019-03-21 01:19:46 AM  

Snapper Carr: You become an adult when you realize that your parents were right about a lot of shiat you used to think was stupid


And I do agree with your point, BTW.
 
2019-03-21 01:28:29 AM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: People don't become adults start giving a fark until they hit 30,


Coincidentally, I just found this:

I've No More F***s To Give!
Youtube Vqbk9cDX0l0
 
2019-03-21 02:02:43 AM  
Then Subby's-Mom is in trouble for farking a minor
 
2019-03-21 06:04:02 AM  
So what you're saying then is to stop submitting articles.
 
2019-03-21 09:08:38 AM  
Not-adult-until-30 to be used as a (con)servative talking point for raising the voting age to 30 in 3...2...
 
2019-03-21 09:46:33 AM  
People don't become adults until they stop buying "action figures".
 
2019-03-21 11:02:32 AM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: People don't become adults start stop giving a fark until after they hit 30 40,

 
2019-03-21 11:03:49 AM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: People don't become adults start giving a fark until they hit 30,


At 50, they have no farks left to give
At 60, they start taking farks
At 70+, they're farking fark gobbling farkhole
 
2019-03-21 11:22:01 AM  
That's exactly why you shouldn't get married before 30 with any expectation it will last. Whatever person you are going to become isn't done baking yet.
 
2019-03-21 01:45:18 PM  
Having a kid or two helps. Some people.
 
2019-03-21 03:50:27 PM  

Snapper Carr: You become an adult when you realize that your parents were right about a lot of shiat you used to think was stupid


This occurs when you have children of your own.
 
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