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2019-03-20 05:23:39 PM  
Calling it now....the Patriots will feel "abused" again, over this, a la this year when all the writers were writing that "Brady isn't the Tawmy of old, and the dynasty is over" shiat, and Belichick and Brady said fark you, and went out and won another one.

The Pats will use this Kraft stuff to win it next year also.  Christ, this year's defense was built for next year, and they've got high draft choices...look out, 2020.

/Browns vs. Lions in 2021, though.
//farkie me with THAT
///Raiders fan, wtf do I know
 
2019-03-20 06:11:53 PM  
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Too late, it's alrea on the internet.
 
2019-03-20 07:14:12 PM  
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2019-03-20 07:22:34 PM  
If people see the video, then the bullshiat pay-off-the-prosecuting-office bribes won't go over so well.
 
2019-03-20 08:26:54 PM  

edmo: [img.fark.net image 425x238]


This is where the current reality needs to step back and ask themselves, why the fark would one wish to see a 77 year old man getting a happy ending? I mean, I get the legal ramifications (mentioned above), but still, there's "wanting it released" and "wanting to actually see it."
 
2019-03-20 08:29:42 PM  
Robert Kraft could get hookers anywhere but he gets off on knowing these are slaves. You know it's true.
 
2019-03-20 08:47:42 PM  
It's cute that Kraft thinks the video won't get out.
 
2019-03-20 08:52:42 PM  
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2019-03-20 08:55:00 PM  
This ain't for Kraft. It's for Trump. Belie'dat.
 
2019-03-20 09:11:06 PM  
single serving wraps? pfft, amateurs.

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2019-03-20 09:24:52 PM  
Will "NFL owner getting a handjob at a massage parlor" be a new pornstream channel?

/Pass
 
2019-03-20 09:25:56 PM  
Tom Brady to recieve 4 game suspension.
 
2019-03-20 09:31:20 PM  
How many Patriot-gates have there been since deflate-gate? Also, What's the official name of the Kemp scandal anyhow? Wankgate?
 
2019-03-20 09:44:16 PM  

virulent_loser: single serving wraps? pfft, amateurs.

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A Scottish Highlander in full regimental gear, marches into a chemist shop (a drugstore), snaps to attention, reaches into his sporran, and pulls out a folded white handkerchief. He carefully unfolds the handkerchief, revealing a smaller folded silk package, and opening the smaller package draws out an old patched condom, which he lays carefully on the counter.
"Sir, how much to repair it, SIR?"
The chemist replies "Sixpence."
"Sir, how much for a new one, SIR?"
"Eightpence," says the chemist.
With great ceremony, the Highlander puts the condom back in the silk, and the handkerchief, and puts in all back in his sporran. He salutes, does an about-face, and marches out of the shop.
Ten minutes later a tremendous cheer goes up, outside the shop.
The Highlanders marches back in, head held high, smiling ear to ear. He slaps eight pence down on the counter.
"The Regiment voted, and the lads agreed that we'll have a new one!"
 
2019-03-20 09:46:04 PM  
FriarReb98:

a 77 year old man getting a happy ending

A phrase that used to mean "dying in his sleep"
 
2019-03-20 10:30:38 PM  
He's just a confused old man. He mistook a rub and tug for a tuck and fark.

Simple mistake, really.
 
2019-03-20 10:49:39 PM  

Pinnacle Point: How many Patriot-gates have there been since deflate-gate? Also, What's the official name of the Kemp scandal anyhow? Wankgate?


You mean the first deflate-gate, or this deflate-gate?

/Engorge-gate?
 
2019-03-20 11:32:35 PM  
obviously the actions of an innocent man trying to clear his name.
 
2019-03-21 12:05:28 AM  
FriarReb98

This is where the current reality needs to step back and ask themselves, why the fark would one wish to see a 77 year old man getting a happy ending? I mean, I get the legal ramifications (mentioned above), but still, there's "wanting it released" and "wanting to actually see it."

People like to see the wealthy and powerful knocked from their pedestal.
I don't want to see the video, I just want it released.

/Not a Bills or Jets fan.
 
2019-03-21 01:41:58 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: FriarReb98

This is where the current reality needs to step back and ask themselves, why the fark would one wish to see a 77 year old man getting a happy ending? I mean, I get the legal ramifications (mentioned above), but still, there's "wanting it released" and "wanting to actually see it."

People like to see the wealthy and powerful knocked from their pedestal.
I don't want to see the video, I just want it released.

/Not a Bills or Jets fan.


So......Dolphins fan?
 
2019-03-21 05:10:20 AM  

IlGreven: This ain't for Kraft. It's for Trump. Belie'dat.


DRINK!
 
2019-03-21 06:16:04 AM  

The_Sponge: Random Anonymous Blackmail: FriarReb98

This is where the current reality needs to step back and ask themselves, why the fark would one wish to see a 77 year old man getting a happy ending? I mean, I get the legal ramifications (mentioned above), but still, there's "wanting it released" and "wanting to actually see it."

People like to see the wealthy and powerful knocked from their pedestal.
I don't want to see the video, I just want it released.

/Not a Bills or Jets fan.

So......Dolphins fan?


Im guessing either Skins or Cowboys fan and is hoping this happens to their owner
 
2019-03-21 06:32:18 AM  
Watching that video can be filed under "you deserve what you get"

a normal person would not view grainy footage of a 58 year old sevicing a 77 year old.
 
2019-03-21 06:47:09 AM  
Seen enough Bob Kraft happy endings to last a lifetime.  No thanks.

/Bills Fan
 
2019-03-21 06:52:45 AM  
He's not that Kraft.....you know what? Forgot it.
 
2019-03-21 06:53:35 AM  

swankywanky: He's not that Kraft.....you know what? Forgot it.


Forgot. Or forget it.

/not rolling yet until coffee
 
2019-03-21 09:29:50 AM  

Kelwen: obviously the actions of an innocent man trying to clear his name.


Clearly he is just concerned about the privacy of this other, completely different gentleman, whomever that may be.
 
2019-03-21 12:30:29 PM  

RalphW: Kelwen: obviously the actions of an innocent man trying to clear his name.

Clearly he is just concerned about the privacy of this other, completely different gentleman, whomever that may be.


I think the bigger concern is that an obviously guilty man is going to walk away because police in Florida aren't qualified to be, well, police.
 
2019-03-21 12:44:37 PM  
They offered him a plea deal that would allow him to completely walk away from this, and would bury the tape forever.  All he had to do was agree that the evidence against him would convict him -- not even a real guilty plea.  And he wouldn't take it.

I hope that comes back to bite him in the ass, but I'm sure it won't.
 
2019-03-21 02:01:10 PM  
I don't understand why he needs a protective order if he's innocent and the video doesn't exist.
 
2019-03-21 02:02:12 PM  

Pinnacle Point: How many Patriot-gates have there been since deflate-gate? Also, What's the official name of the Kemp scandal anyhow? Wankgate?


Bategate
 
rka
2019-03-21 06:58:45 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: RalphW: Kelwen: obviously the actions of an innocent man trying to clear his name.

Clearly he is just concerned about the privacy of this other, completely different gentleman, whomever that may be.

I think the bigger concern is that an obviously guilty man is going to walk away because police in Florida aren't qualified to be, well, police.


It's a misdemeanor crime and a $5K fine at worst. He was always going to walk away.

What he can't walk away from or even lawyer away is the public knowledge that he paid for a $60 rub and tug at some dingy strip mall. He doesn't even need to be convicted at this point. The accusation will follow him for the rest of his days.

And he can't live out the rest of his life without wondering if that tape sitting in an evidence locker will somehow come out and make him look even more pathetic.
 
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