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(EurekAlert)   Under half an ounce, the blackpoll warbler migrates over 12,000 miles every year, is 100% badass. How's that trip off the sofa and to the fridge coming?   ( divider line
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533 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 20 Mar 2019 at 12:35 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-20 10:54:49 AM  
Is it an African warbler or European?
2019-03-20 11:25:49 AM  
Lazy bastard forgot my coconut.
2019-03-20 12:40:38 PM  
I'm a little winded, but thanks for asking!
2019-03-20 01:04:48 PM  
The hen warbler or the cock warbler?
2019-03-20 01:53:27 PM  

beerrun: Is it an African warbler or European?

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2019-03-20 07:42:10 PM  
My fridge is next to the sofa!

2019-03-20 07:56:15 PM  
I have to move 200 pounds from the recliner to the fridge.  I could move around a lot more if I was half an ounce too.
2019-03-20 08:57:35 PM  
And they have a lifespan of about 3 years.
2019-03-21 12:08:28 PM  
It's cool, I'm glad I don't have to travel all over the world to keep from dying.
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