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2019-03-20 10:24:51 AM  
At least he's trying to at least resemble a human being. Donnie has just thrown that rule book out the window and is just going for "comic book villain"...and not like a top shelf comics either. I mean, like Archie or Image or Centaur Publications style villains.
 
2019-03-20 12:00:08 PM  
A young girl walking along a mountain path to her grandmother's house heard a rustle at her feet. Looking down, she saw a snake, but before she could react, the snake spoke to her.
"I am about to die," he said. "It's too cold for me up here, and I am freezing. There is no food in these mountains, and I am starving. Please put me under your coat and take me with you."
"No," the girl replied. "I know your kind. You are a rattlesnake. And if I pick you up, you will bite me and your bite is poisonous."
"No, no," the snake said. "If you help me, you will be my best friend. I will treat you differently."
The young girl sat down on a rock for a moment to rest and think things over. She looked at the beautiful markings on the snake and she had to admit he was the most beautiful snake she had ever seen.
Suddenly, she said, "I believe you. I will save you. All living things deserve to be treated with kindness."
She then reached over, put the snake gently under her coat and continued toward her grandmother's house.
Within a moment, she felt a sharp pain in her side. The snake had bitten her!
"How could you do this to me?" she cried. "You promised that you would not bite me, and I trusted you!"
"You knew what I was when you picked me up," he hissed as he slithered away.
 
2019-03-20 12:14:52 PM  
Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?
 
2019-03-20 12:42:50 PM  

meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?


Yeah.  From Utah.  Where have you been since Nov?
 
2019-03-20 12:47:20 PM  
Don't get too excited.  His emotion chip's buggier than Lore's.
 
2019-03-20 12:52:17 PM  
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
 
2019-03-20 01:33:42 PM  

meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?


Yeah he replaced mister invisible glasses
 
2019-03-20 01:35:15 PM  
"But if Herr Trump were to be so beneficent as to give me a cabinet position, I'd take it all back!"
 
2019-03-20 01:36:17 PM  

Cheron: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.


Lemon. Wet. Good.
 
2019-03-20 01:36:30 PM  

Cheron: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.


If that turtle's name is Mitch McConnell then I'm definitely not helping.
 
TWX
2019-03-20 01:38:16 PM  

meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?


Yes. He won in 2018 if memory serves after the previous senator did something bad if I am remembering right.
 
TWX
2019-03-20 01:39:09 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Cheron: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

If that turtle's name is Mitch McConnell then I'm definitely not helping.


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Define helping.
 
2019-03-20 01:39:21 PM  
Donald J Trump was last in his class.
 
2019-03-20 01:39:28 PM  

Cheron: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.


I'll tell you about my mother...
 
2019-03-20 01:39:44 PM  
Until Mitt stops being a Republican, I don't care what he has to say about anything, ever.

He's just as much a piece-of-shiat as Trump. He just hides it better.
 
2019-03-20 01:40:56 PM  
Turtles are people my
 
2019-03-20 01:41:21 PM  
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2019-03-20 01:41:50 PM  
The only TRUE ROM
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2019-03-20 01:41:55 PM  
"I can't understand why the President would, once again, disparage a man as exemplary as my friend John McCain: heroic, courageous, patriotic, honorable, self-effacing, self-sacrificing, empathetic, and driven by duty to family, country, and God,"

Because Trump and his base are not heroic, not courageous, not patriotic, not honorable, not self-effacing, not self-sacrificing, not empathetic, and not driven by duty to family, country, and God.
 
2019-03-20 01:42:32 PM  

Cheron: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a tortoise .The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.


I AM helping.

Buzzard's gotta eat too y'know!
 
2019-03-20 01:42:38 PM  
Mitt Romney will lead the charge to impeach Donald Trump in the Senate, unite America, be elected president in 2020, kick Russia's ass, fix healthcare and earn a platinum album for his rap music. 

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2019-03-20 01:44:35 PM  
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R.O.M.N.E.Y. v13 starting up.

R.O.M.N.E.Y.(R) OS v9.234.1.3
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NO-SHARE installed
BAIN (R) SCSI Version 2.415.01
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Copyright (C) Bain Capitol. All rights reserved
Drive G: = Driver MONEY001 unit 0


C:\> Run SENATOR_ROMNEY.EXE

Chronometer indicates Operational status of 72 years. R.O.M.N.E.Y. BOT is out of warranty.

SENATOR_ROMNEY.EXE has detected Trojan.WinLNK.TRUMP. Activating {Party_Loyalty_Disable_Morality} routine.

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{Party_Loyalty_Disable_Morality} routine has a conflict. Trojan.WinLNK.TRUMP  and GOP.Kernel.McCain Conflict...

Activate {slap_on_the_wrist_statement}

Msg 7399, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Stop 0x0000001e (c000009a 80123f36 02000000 00000246)
Unhandled Kernel exception c000009a from 8123f26
Address 80123f36 has base at 80100000 - ntoskrnl.exe

Reboot in progress.......
 
2019-03-20 01:46:32 PM  

TWX: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yes. He won in 2018 if memory serves after the previous senator did something bad if I am remembering right.


He took over Orrin Hatch's seat.
 
2019-03-20 01:48:24 PM  

SpaceyCat: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yeah.  From Utah.  Where have you been since Nov?


Trump grabs so many headlines that I guess I just missed that one.
 
TWX
2019-03-20 01:49:15 PM  

northgrave: TWX: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yes. He won in 2018 if memory serves after the previous senator did something bad if I am remembering right.

He took over Orrin Hatch's seat.


Ah yes. Orrin Hatch did something bad, being Orrin Hatch.
 
2019-03-20 01:50:42 PM  

SurfaceTension: "You knew what I was when you picked me up," he hissed as he slithered away.


I hadn't heard this version of the frog and the scorpion before, you know where it's from?
 
2019-03-20 01:53:11 PM  

ElwoodCuse: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yeah he replaced mister invisible glasses

Show some respect. That's former Senator and former President pro tempore of the Senate Invisible Glasses to you!
 
2019-03-20 01:53:26 PM  
If I were in power would I ever insult John McCain from beyond the grave?  Oh God no, that's repulsive, shortsighted, and ignorant.  An ill wind that does nobody any good.  Even though the man constantly voted against expanding the g.i. bill.

... But I'm not in power so here ya go:
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I'm taking bets on how long it takes sen. Reek to bravely tuck tail and hide under dumbass D's coattails in order to get back in touch with that... Bass.

I bet 2 months
 
2019-03-20 01:54:32 PM  
Hey I think the POTUS looks dreamy in his military uniform.

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/The top ribbon is for Extraordinary Valor in the face of a 7-10 split. With Brooklyn Clusters.
//See long ago when someone made a spare or a strike in bowling coming at the opposite of the pins, it was called a Brooklyn
///I was very good at Brooklyns. Not that I tried to be.
 
2019-03-20 01:55:18 PM  
Romney doesn't need Trump's base to stay in the senate as long as he desires
 
2019-03-20 01:57:01 PM  
McCain brought us Palin, who was the gateway drug to Trump, so I'm not exactly going to bat for him. However, he did try a little at the end to fight him. But not enough.

You know what? Fark John McCain.
 
2019-03-20 02:00:06 PM  

nmrsnr: SurfaceTension: "You knew what I was when you picked me up," he hissed as he slithered away.

I hadn't heard this version of the frog and the scorpion before, you know where it's from?


Some place with mountains and no scorpions.
 
2019-03-20 02:00:20 PM  
Why do these articles about people defending McCain always include Trumps lies?  It just reinforces them.  Already Trump's disparaging allegations are easier to find than McCain's actual place in his graduating class.
 
2019-03-20 02:03:06 PM  

nmrsnr: SurfaceTension: "You knew what I was when you picked me up," he hissed as he slithered away.

I hadn't heard this version of the frog and the scorpion before, you know where it's from?


Natural Born Killers. Right before they murder the wise old indian.
 
2019-03-20 02:04:09 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: McCain brought us Palin, who was the gateway drug to Trump, so I'm not exactly going to bat for him. However, he did try a little at the end to fight him. But not enough.

You know what? Fark John McCain.

McCain did some really good things (like adopting that Bangladeshi orphan that Karl Rove then turned against him in that racist phone-banking thing in South Carolina that cost him his momentum in the leadup to Super Tuesday in 2000, and was at least a factor in his losing the GOP nomination to Dubya ― and, of course, thumbing down the ACA "skinny repeal"), but he did some really bad stuff, too, not the least of which was refusing to resign (in the face of his terminal cancer diagnosis) before the deadline that would've allowed for an open special election for his replacement in two years rather than the Governor having to nominate a Republican replacement who'd get to serve the full remainder of his term.

In all, with Palin alone and not even needing the other stuff added on top of that, he did far more damage to this nation than he would've had he actually been the traitorous "Songbird" he's been accused of being.
 
2019-03-20 02:04:29 PM  
"I can't understand why the President would, once again, disparage a man as exemplary as my friend John McCain: heroic, courageous, patriotic, honorable, self-effacing, self-sacrificing, empathetic, and driven by duty to family, country, and God,"

LOL, you can't?
 
2019-03-20 02:14:08 PM  

realmolo: Until Mitt stops being a Republican, I don't care what he has to say about anything, ever.

He's just as much a piece-of-shiat as Trump. He just hides it better.


Yep. This is nothing more than meaningless brand protection for him.
 
2019-03-20 02:18:14 PM  

COMALite J: PC LOAD LETTER: McCain brought us Palin, who was the gateway drug to Trump, so I'm not exactly going to bat for him. However, he did try a little at the end to fight him. But not enough.

You know what? Fark John McCain.
McCain did some really good things (like adopting that Bangladeshi orphan that Karl Rove then turned against him in that racist phone-banking thing in South Carolina that cost him his momentum in the leadup to Super Tuesday in 2000, and was at least a factor in his losing the GOP nomination to Dubya ― and, of course, thumbing down the ACA "skinny repeal"), but he did some really bad stuff, too, not the least of which was refusing to resign (in the face of his terminal cancer diagnosis) before the deadline that would've allowed for an open special election for his replacement in two years rather than the Governor having to nominate a Republican replacement who'd get to serve the full remainder of his term.

In all, with Palin alone and not even needing the other stuff added on top of that, he did far more damage to this nation than he would've had he actually been the traitorous "Songbird" he's been accused of being.


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2019-03-20 02:32:02 PM  

meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?


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2019-03-20 02:43:24 PM  

northgrave: TWX: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yes. He won in 2018 if memory serves after the previous senator did something bad if I am remembering right.

He took over Orrin Hatch's seat.


Did he get the invisible glasses too?  He might be wearing them in the photo.  Not sure.
 
2019-03-20 03:14:34 PM  
Infinite loop?

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2019-03-20 03:27:40 PM  
Capt. Queef calling anybody a "wack job" is mind-boggling.
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2019-03-20 05:04:15 PM  
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2019-03-20 07:55:54 PM  

TWX: meat0918: Hold the phone.

Romney's a senator now?

Yes. He won in 2018 if memory serves after the previous senator did something bad if I am remembering right.


And they say Republicans are the low information voters
 
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