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(WNEP Scranton)   X-rays reveal secrets of mummy stored at Pennsylvania museum, script for crappy sequel   (wnep.com) divider line
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2019-03-20 08:41:01 PM  
I don't know, a teenager mummy with no toes doesn't inspire too much dread. He'd be all pimply, sullen, probably goth...
 
2019-03-20 10:39:15 PM  
Found the poster for said movie!
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2019-03-20 11:02:49 PM  
What are you talking about, The Mummy Returns was great!
 
2019-03-20 11:17:01 PM  
Can anyone spare a month of TFD? I, literally, have to get back there. It's super important.
 
2019-03-20 11:17:11 PM  

ThreadSinger: What are you talking about, The Mummy Returns was great!


I hope that wasn't snark, because I agree.
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It's not Fifth Element but still enjoyable.
 
2019-03-20 11:21:00 PM  
momma mum mommy mom in stewy voice
 
2019-03-20 11:22:28 PM  
I read TFA.  Did I miss the secrets?  Or was I a victim of Rouhani's curse on Americans?
 
2019-03-20 11:23:56 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: I don't know, a teenager mummy with no toes doesn't inspire too much dread. He'd be all pimply, sullen, probably goth...


Teen mummys need more help than adult mummys do.
 
2019-03-20 11:24:46 PM  
Dammit, OP. We'll take anything that reinvigorates Brendan Fraser's career!
 
2019-03-20 11:33:35 PM  
"You've been x-raying this mummy with ten times the normal dose!
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"He could die!"
 
2019-03-20 11:47:53 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Dammit, OP. We'll take anything that reinvigorates Brendan Fraser's career!


George of the Jungle 2: Return of the Loincloth
 
2019-03-20 11:55:52 PM  

cwheelie: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Dammit, OP. We'll take anything that reinvigorates Brendan Fraser's career!

George of the Jungle 2: Return of the Loincloth


You could probably slip Encino Man into the MCU without anybody noticing.
 
2019-03-21 12:03:37 AM  
The Mummy's purse and pockets were full of candies and breath mints.
 
2019-03-21 12:43:33 AM  
I read that as SQL.  And was somewhat intrigued, but then became interested in the mummy, and was fed zero detail.  So, congrats on stuff
 
2019-03-21 01:11:01 AM  
Technologists?
 
2019-03-21 03:15:04 AM  
I'm envisioning Bubba Ho-Tep 2, set in Scranton instead of east Texas.  And instead of starring Elvis and JFK, substitute Flava Flav and Steve Carell.
 
2019-03-21 08:14:27 AM  
He was heard moaning "Coooiiiiin"

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2019-03-21 08:19:36 AM  
So a stolen antiquity that needs to be returned to the rightful country. This belongs to Egypt and should be in Egypt and not in a foreign country.

/Or maybe the Elgin/Parthenon Marbles is more complicated
 
2019-03-21 08:47:53 AM  
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2019-03-21 09:32:42 AM  
So a 'Night at the Museum' sequel or a 'Mummy Returns' sequel?
 
2019-03-21 10:37:51 AM  
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2019-03-21 10:39:51 AM  
So the big "secret" revealed in the headline is that the mummy had no toes? If you're going to claim "Now, thanks to doctors and radiology techs from Geisinger, the museum knows more about the mummy than ever before." you would think they would maybe share a little of that new knowledgein TFA! Was this article designated a "useful-information-free zone"?
 
2019-03-21 10:56:56 AM  

Norfolking Chance: So a stolen antiquity that needs to be returned to the rightful country. This belongs to Egypt and should be in Egypt and not in a foreign country.



Why would a Peruvian mummy belong in Egypt?
 
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