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2019-03-19 07:58:07 PM  
Muppets are so stringy and dry.

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2019-03-19 08:00:49 PM  
Fozzy
 
2019-03-19 08:10:46 PM  
The answer is obvious: Miss Piggy!  Ribs, pork butt, shoulder, smoked with spicy BBQ sauce.
 
2019-03-19 08:11:15 PM  
Gritty
 
2019-03-19 08:12:21 PM  
Cookie Monster
 
2019-03-19 08:24:00 PM  
Janice.

/giggity
 
2019-03-19 08:32:31 PM  
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2019-03-19 08:38:51 PM  
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2019-03-19 08:43:21 PM  
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/I like frog legs
 
2019-03-19 08:48:08 PM  
Janice

/oh, you didn't mean that way...
 
2019-03-19 08:53:35 PM  

gopher321: Janice.

/giggity


Good call!
 
2019-03-19 09:02:34 PM  
Lew Zealand
 
2019-03-19 09:02:45 PM  
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2019-03-19 09:04:23 PM  
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2019-03-19 09:06:02 PM  
Animal of course.
 
2019-03-19 09:08:32 PM  

knbber2: The answer is obvious: Miss Piggy!  Ribs, pork butt, shoulder, smoked with spicy BBQ sauce.


Just ask Kermit.
 
2019-03-19 09:12:58 PM  
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I have... unconventional desires.
 
2019-03-19 09:13:47 PM  

gopher321: Janice.

/giggity


This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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2019-03-19 09:30:38 PM  

Fano: [bryanyounger.files.wordpress.com image 348x507]


Big Bird is the right call. Now if I only had some buttermilk and eggs and flour and oil....
 
2019-03-19 09:39:07 PM  

gunsmack: gopher321: Janice.

/giggity

This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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Huh. When did they get a Taylor Swift muppet?
 
2019-03-19 09:39:56 PM  

gunsmack: gopher321: Janice.

/giggity

This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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2019-03-19 09:47:40 PM  
Sad Kermit - Rainbow Disconnection
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2019-03-19 09:51:31 PM  
Miss Piggy. Spit roasted. Twice.
 
2019-03-19 10:03:45 PM  
Miss Piggy.  I've eaten worse.
 
2019-03-19 10:05:56 PM  
Really?  Am I the first one to mention snuffalupagus?  You could feed and house an entire village for a month with that carcass.
 
2019-03-19 10:23:43 PM  
 
2019-03-19 10:36:20 PM  

ko_kyi: Miss Piggy.  I've eaten worse.


This is the only sane answer. She's a pig, fercrissakes! She's made out of pork!
 
2019-03-19 10:50:04 PM  
fozzy would taste funny, gonzo would taste wierd.
I'd stick with the tried and true classics. Frog legs and ham.
maybe some jumbo shrimp appetizer

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2019-03-19 10:59:07 PM  
I could go for a nice rib eye.

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A glass of wine.

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For dessert chocolate moose.

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2019-03-19 11:00:33 PM  
Pickle-Me Elmo.
 
2019-03-19 11:02:50 PM  
Snuffleupagus. Tastes great, less filling.
 
2019-03-19 11:04:32 PM  

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"I'm through, Doc. The frog is right. You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it. It's a moral decision and I'll stand by it."

"I'll double your percentage."

"I'll open the door."
 
2019-03-20 12:17:28 AM  
Why would you?  Are you a carpet muncher?
 
2019-03-20 12:18:25 AM  
The Lobster Banditos
 
2019-03-20 01:47:02 AM  
Spewey.

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His pudding is very tasty, too.
 
2019-03-20 03:13:23 AM  

gopher321: Janice.

/giggity


Came for this
/Wait, what?
 
2019-03-20 03:24:22 AM  
I like fresh melon.
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But he looks a little green.
 
2019-03-20 03:28:37 AM  

jso2897: ko_kyi: Miss Piggy.  I've eaten worse.

This is the only sane answer. She's a pig, fercrissakes! She's made out of pork!


Pretty sure that's felt.
 
2019-03-20 03:40:24 AM  

ihateallofyou: jso2897: ko_kyi: Miss Piggy.  I've eaten worse.

This is the only sane answer. She's a pig, fercrissakes! She's made out of pork!

Pretty sure that's felt.


You know Kermit has definitely felt it.
 
2019-03-20 09:02:11 AM  
Dunno about that.  I will say as a child watching Sesame Street I was amazed at the ice cream.
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2019-03-20 09:16:35 AM  

The English Major: gunsmack: gopher321: Janice.

/giggity

This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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Huh. When did they get a Taylor Swift muppet?


Um, what? Janice has been around since the 70s Muppet Show (part of the Electric Mayhem... in other skits, etc).
 
2019-03-20 09:25:53 AM  
the state Season 2 Episode 02
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Relevant sketch ~13:30-16:05.  Apologies for poor quality.
 
2019-03-20 10:56:29 AM  

dletter: The English Major: gunsmack: gopher321: Janice.

/giggity

This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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Huh. When did they get a Taylor Swift muppet?

Um, what? Janice has been around since the 70s Muppet Show (part of the Electric Mayhem... in other skits, etc).


I would *hope* he's kidding, but Poe's Law, and all...

In case he's not, he should get a book on the history of the music industry, and take a clue from the name - Janice (Joplin).

/Wonder if he has any idea where they got the idea for 'Floyd Pepper'?
 
2019-03-20 11:32:03 PM  

The English Major: gunsmack: gopher321: Janice.

/giggity

This!

If there was on muppet I was gonna "eat", definitely Janice.

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Huh. When did they get a Taylor Swift muppet?


No, that's Becky.
 
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