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2019-03-19 12:20:04 PM  
PSA: Link is unrelated.

See y'all in ~8.5 hours!
 
2019-03-19 12:49:53 PM  
I'll be brushing up on the Dewey Decimal system in anticipation!
 
2019-03-19 12:52:12 PM  
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2019-03-19 12:52:21 PM  
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2019-03-19 12:52:56 PM  

rummonkey: [img.fark.net image 425x204]


*tiny dwarven fist*
 
2019-03-19 12:55:23 PM  

FrancoFile: rummonkey: [img.fark.net image 425x204]

*tiny dwarven fist*


Yours was smaller though so it would be more appropriate for the joke.
 
2019-03-19 08:54:34 PM  
Stonehenge

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Tasty
 
2019-03-19 09:02:13 PM  
"Stonehenge," 'Pyramids", "boats"
 
2019-03-19 09:03:03 PM  
an iPhone is an engineering marvel.  Stones are stones.
 
2019-03-19 09:05:03 PM  
I'm here. Very tired.

Lots of work crap to do and the pup was diagnosed with very early DIABEETUS. :/
 
2019-03-19 09:13:50 PM  

IronTom: an iPhone is an engineering marvel.  Stones are stones.


but they had magentism and geometry and aliens and shiat.

/oh wait iphones do also
 
2019-03-19 09:14:42 PM  

crypticsatellite: I'm here. Very tired.

Lots of work crap to do and the pup was diagnosed with very early DIABEETUS. :/


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2019-03-19 09:15:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: but they had magentism and geometry and aliens and shiat.


and boats
 
2019-03-19 09:16:43 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here. Very tired.

Lots of work crap to do and the pup was diagnosed with very early DIABEETUS. :/

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Hahhaah
 
2019-03-19 09:18:44 PM  

crypticsatellite: I'm here. Very tired.

Lots of work crap to do and the pup was diagnosed with very early DIABEETUS. :/


I came home from work today because I was so tired.  Took a nap and finished.  Must be the full Worm Moon that is coming.
 
2019-03-19 09:22:03 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I'm here. Very tired.

Lots of work crap to do and the pup was diagnosed with very early DIABEETUS. :/

I came home from work today because I was so tired.  Took a nap and finished.  Must be the full Worm Moon that is coming.


Worm Moon sounds rather horrifying.
 
2019-03-19 09:23:15 PM  
You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?
 
2019-03-19 09:25:25 PM  

dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?


Which part is the henge?

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2019-03-19 09:27:01 PM  
It is bangers and mash, not bangermash.
 
2019-03-19 09:28:58 PM  
With people like him, there would have never been any henges at all.
 
2019-03-19 09:29:13 PM  
I'm here. Had to add bacon and jalapeños to the crack chicken. Now I can eat it in about a half hour.
 
2019-03-19 09:30:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm here. Had to add bacon and jalapeños to the crack chicken. Now I can eat it in about a half hour.


Is this crack chicken?

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2019-03-19 09:32:58 PM  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm here. Had to add bacon and jalapeños to the crack chicken. Now I can eat it in about a half hour.

Is this crack chicken?

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That's beer in the chicken's crack chicken.
 
2019-03-19 09:32:59 PM  

IronTom: With people like him, there would have never been any henges at all.


"Before Stonehenge, there was Strawhenge and Woodhenge. But the big bad wolf came and blew them down, and the three pigs were removed to the projects."
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2019-03-19 09:35:27 PM  

IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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2019-03-19 09:35:59 PM  
If you want to see Stonehenge, you need to start a henge fund.
 
2019-03-19 09:36:08 PM  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm here. Had to add bacon and jalapeños to the crack chicken. Now I can eat it in about a half hour.

Is this crack chicken?

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It's chicken breast, a brick of cream cheese, a package of ranch seasoning, about a quarter cup chicken broth, bacon, and I add pickled jalapeños -- in a crock pot for a few hours until everything falls apart and mixes. But the bacon and jalapeños go in about an hour before the end.

It's goddamned delicious.
 
2019-03-19 09:39:46 PM  

IronTom: If you want to see Stonehenge, you need to start a henge fund.


I saw Stonehenge. But I was on a work trip, so I guess they were the henge fund.
 
2019-03-19 09:40:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm here. Had to add bacon and jalapeños to the crack chicken. Now I can eat it in about a half hour.

Is this crack chicken?

[proxy.duckduckgo.com image 533x800]

It's chicken breast, a brick of cream cheese, a package of ranch seasoning, about a quarter cup chicken broth, bacon, and I add pickled jalapeños -- in a crock pot for a few hours until everything falls apart and mixes. But the bacon and jalapeños go in about an hour before the end.

It's goddamned delicious.


I'm saving that, for future cracking.
 
2019-03-19 09:46:17 PM  
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2019-03-19 09:47:03 PM  

IronTom: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 150x79]


Add soy and what do you have?
 
2019-03-19 09:47:30 PM  
I just love emulating how the ancients did it.  Excuse me, I have to run to a hole in the ground, and then get some water from the creek.
 
2019-03-19 09:47:52 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 150x79]

Add soy and what do you have?


Wet lentils
 
2019-03-19 09:49:22 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 150x79]

Add soy and what do you have?

Wet lentils


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2019-03-19 10:07:25 PM  
The meteor is like a block of velveeta, wrapped in aluminum foil.
 
2019-03-19 10:07:52 PM  

IronTom: The meteor is like a block of velveeta, wrapped in aluminum foil.


Alien cheese food.
 
2019-03-19 10:08:13 PM  
How did they get that amuramura meteor out there, they must have used ancient boats, let's re-create that.
 
2019-03-19 10:08:20 PM  
Mmmm... crack chicken.
 
2019-03-19 10:09:37 PM  
My eyebrows would look like that, but the barber keeps cutting them.
 
2019-03-19 10:09:47 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: The meteor is like a block of velveeta, wrapped in aluminum foil.

Alien cheese food.


Non-dairy cheese-like foodstuff.
 
2019-03-19 10:09:57 PM  

IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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That is a trick question, there is no henge in that picture.
 
2019-03-19 10:10:07 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mmmm... crack chicken.


How do you serve it?  In a bowl?
 
2019-03-19 10:11:48 PM  

dready zim: IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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That is a trick question, there is no henge in that picture.


The fairy people must have eaten it then, as it is supposed to be an Icelandic Arctic Henge.
 
2019-03-19 10:11:49 PM  

IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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There is a henge here, see if you can tell me what part it is.
 
2019-03-19 10:12:02 PM  

IronTom: My eyebrows would look like that, but the barber keeps cutting them.


I trim my own when they get out of hand.
 
2019-03-19 10:13:48 PM  

dready zim: IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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There is a henge here, see if you can tell me what part it is.


A henge is a prehistoric monument consisting of a circle of stone or wooden uprights.
 
2019-03-19 10:14:27 PM  

dready zim: IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

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There is a henge here, see if you can tell me what part it is.


the round part.
 
2019-03-19 10:14:51 PM  
"There are three related types of Neolithic earthwork that are all sometimes loosely called henges. The essential characteristic of all three is that they feature a ring-shaped bank and ditch, with the ditch inside the bank."
 
2019-03-19 10:15:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: dready zim: IronTom: dready zim: You are all aware that the stones are not the henge, right?

Which part is the henge?

[proxy.duckduckgo.com image 850x448]

[castor.slooh.com image 800x483]
There is a henge here, see if you can tell me what part it is.

A henge is a prehistoric monument consisting of a circle of stone or wooden uprights.


No, that is the answer you get from google and it is wrong. The ditch-and-bank earthwork is called a henge.

The common usage is not correct, most people call the stones or wood in the middle the henge but it is not.
 
2019-03-19 10:16:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: "There are three related types of Neolithic earthwork that are all sometimes loosely called henges. The essential characteristic of all three is that they feature a ring-shaped bank and ditch, with the ditch inside the bank."


Bingo, it is the ditch and bank.
 
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