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(Cageside Seats)   Shooting down 65, SmackDown skips Lafayette to crash in Indianapolis. Sasha and Bayley are here, The Miz would rather be in Cleveland, and it's Kofi vs the entire roster. And if we're lucky, we'll throw McAfee back into the canal. (8pm ET, USA)   (cagesideseats.com) divider line
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2019-03-19 03:04:42 PM  
Since most of tonight will be Kofi-centric, I'll leave this here early:
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2019-03-19 05:17:01 PM  
Mother of god, I just had a BAD idea pop into my head:

Since the Hardys are on SDL, what if Matt throws Pat McAfee back into the Canal of Reincarnation?

/ Subby, and somehow even I missed this...
 
2019-03-19 07:34:57 PM  
Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.
 
2019-03-19 07:41:38 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.


Oh geez.

Thought I was doing rough after re-decking a 16ft (no, not converting to metric, sry) trailer. Take some damn drugs Tenor!

Also, hey all! Wasn't running around all day today so phone is charged.
 
2019-03-19 07:42:38 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.


Tonight might have an hour of Pops. Technically if you have a fever dream, it might be a two-hour Kofi special in your mind.

Good luck on the resting up and recovery. Hopefully it clears out quick.
 
2019-03-19 07:47:09 PM  
I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done
 
2019-03-19 07:50:11 PM  
Man, these days I don't even know what day of the week it is, much less where WWE events happening, but this is a SD I'd actually be interested in going to live.
 
2019-03-19 07:50:24 PM  

ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done


..... got any maple vodak with that syrup?
 
2019-03-19 07:52:27 PM  

ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done


I feel like Cap's gonna murder you when he sees this
 
2019-03-19 07:52:58 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.


Aww Tenor, booo. Get lots of fluids and rest
 
2019-03-19 07:53:36 PM  

A Festering Boil: ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done

I feel like Cap's gonna murder you when he sees this


Soon as he stops screaming in pain. Who's horn you think it was?
 
2019-03-19 07:53:43 PM  

ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done


We all haven't bathed in maple syrup since the last Fark pancake incident and the great falling out/banning
 
2019-03-19 07:54:37 PM  

CyberKultist: A Festering Boil: ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done

I feel like Cap's gonna murder you when he sees this

Soon as he stops screaming in pain. Who's horn you think it was?


Fry's
 
2019-03-19 07:56:10 PM  
So is the Gauntlet going to take all of Smackdown?

I'm actually ok if it is
 
2019-03-19 07:57:23 PM  
For some reason I have this feeling that they are going to milk this and Kofi is losing tonight just to tease us.
 
2019-03-19 07:57:27 PM  

ZM Punk: So is the Gauntlet going to take all of Smackdown?

I'm actually ok if it is


That would be ok, though I still want Xavier and E to rampage backstage and murderate the opponents
 
2019-03-19 07:58:22 PM  
Checking in...(knocks on the clubhouse door) .....How about we order up some food ? I'll throw in a few bucks.
 
2019-03-19 07:58:59 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done

..... got any maple vodak with that syrup?


MMmmmmm maple vodak.
 
2019-03-19 07:59:39 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in...(knocks on the clubhouse door) .....How about we order up some food ? I'll throw in a few bucks.


Leftover boudain, sausage and maybe a chicken thigh left from the smoker while me and bro were working on trailer. Have at it.
 
2019-03-19 07:59:49 PM  

ZM Punk: So is the Gauntlet going to take all of Smackdown?

I'm actually ok if it is


bayley/Sasha v Iiconics
 
2019-03-19 07:59:57 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in...(knocks on the clubhouse door) .....How about we order up some food ? I'll throw in a few bucks.


I seem have cooked an extra steak, medium rare, care to rid me of it?
 
2019-03-19 08:00:39 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: ZM Punk: I've created a pancake prayer circle for Kofi.  Join me Mark's in sending him good vibes. I've already bathed myself in maple syrup and have ground the the unicorn horn to be burned.

It will be done

..... got any maple vodak with that syrup?


I like where your head is at
 
2019-03-19 08:01:09 PM  
THEN

NOW

KOFI BEST BE GOING TO BECKSMANIA

 
2019-03-19 08:01:11 PM  
I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.
 
2019-03-19 08:01:16 PM  
Well...here goes creative...pray for our livers
 
2019-03-19 08:01:30 PM  
Mind if I sample both ??
 
2019-03-19 08:01:32 PM  

indybill23: ZM Punk: So is the Gauntlet going to take all of Smackdown?

I'm actually ok if it is

bayley/Sasha v Iiconics


Kay might spend more time in the ring tonight than since leaving NXT...

How about that a squash then all pops-gauntlet.

/or a new talk show... sure, that works too
 
2019-03-19 08:01:50 PM  
Charlotte is just an unnecessary addition to that fued
 
2019-03-19 08:02:06 PM  
Who's the fifth?
 
2019-03-19 08:02:17 PM  
Hi everybunny!

I've been dipping my toe back in since we're on the Road to Wrestlemania, and I'm tuning in tonight to support Kofi.
 
2019-03-19 08:02:26 PM  

indybill23: I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.


I've heard tell that Live shows tend to be better.  And it makes sense to me: less storyline bullshait to get in the way of possible good matches.
 
2019-03-19 08:02:28 PM  

CyberKultist: Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.

Oh geez.

Thought I was doing rough after re-decking a 16ft (no, not converting to metric, sry) trailer. Take some damn drugs Tenor!

Also, hey all! Wasn't running around all day today so phone is charged.


A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.

Aww Tenor, booo. Get lots of fluids and rest


TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.

Tonight might have an hour of Pops. Technically if you have a fever dream, it might be a two-hour Kofi special in your mind.

Good luck on the resting up and recovery. Hopefully it clears out quick.


Thanks, guys! Staying home from work today was the right call. I feel much better (just tired af and sore).
 
2019-03-19 08:02:57 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Hi everybunny!

I've been dipping my toe back in since we're on the Road to Wrestlemania, and I'm tuning in tonight to support Kofi.


Heya! Welcome back
 
2019-03-19 08:03:01 PM  

DrunkenGator: indybill23: I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.

I've heard tell that Live shows tend to be better.  And it makes sense to me: less storyline bullshait to get in the way of possible good matches.


Can confirm - live events that aren't taped are WAY more loose and WAY more fun. More local humour too
 
2019-03-19 08:03:37 PM  
I thought Kofi was starting the show
 
2019-03-19 08:03:54 PM  
McMahons End of 2018: We are sorry for a terrible product
McMahons Start of 2019: WE HATE ALL OF YOU AND ARE HEELS
 
2019-03-19 08:04:01 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Hi everybunny!

I've been dipping my toe back in since we're on the Road to Wrestlemania, and I'm tuning in tonight to support Kofi.


Welcome back, yo.  I think we've got some room left in the Matador.  Just hope you haven't eaten any beans recently...
 
2019-03-19 08:04:31 PM  

ZM Punk: I thought Kofi was starting the show


Vince happened
 
2019-03-19 08:04:36 PM  
Don't you hurt Miz's Dad. He's a fricking Cleveland Treasure
 
2019-03-19 08:04:44 PM  
Evening all! In non-WWE news, David Starr a promo for his match vs Jay Lethal for the ROH title in Israel. David shot pretty hard on Lethal, ROH's owners and the whole event. Darn good promo!
 
2019-03-19 08:04:49 PM  
Oh yeah, I might've bailed on the first 5 minutes, ugh.
 
2019-03-19 08:05:02 PM  
Howdy folks, here for SDL and 205.  But working in the kitchen and shall be slow to reply.
 
2019-03-19 08:05:23 PM  

ZM Punk: I thought Kofi was starting the show


They're gonna screw this up and only give it 30 minutes. WE NEED RECAP SEGMENTS OF THE REAL IMPORTANT THINGS, DAMNIT!
 
2019-03-19 08:05:46 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.


I deal with some...un clean Individuals while doing Batman shiat in the middle of the night.  Vitamin C hard candy from the drugstore and a religious use of hand sanitizer will do wonders to keep you healthy
 
2019-03-19 08:05:57 PM  

Tenor Reaper: DrunkenGator: indybill23: I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.

I've heard tell that Live shows tend to be better.  And it makes sense to me: less storyline bullshait to get in the way of possible good matches.

Can confirm - live events that aren't taped are WAY more loose and WAY more fun. More local humour too


I'm actually tempted to go back to Terre Haute one of the next times they have a Live show.  Every time for the past decade that they've been there, something always got in the way of me going...

/ Hulman Center wouldn't be too bad of a venue for such a thing.
 
2019-03-19 08:06:12 PM  
Remember when we thought they'd build to DBD-Miz as the big WWE title blowoff?

Somehow we ended with Face Miz and Heel DBD
 
2019-03-19 08:06:21 PM  

CyberKultist: ZM Punk: I thought Kofi was starting the show

They're gonna screw this up and only give it 30 minutes. WE NEED RECAP SEGMENTS OF THE REAL IMPORTANT THINGS, DAMNIT!


Oh it's getting an hour and will be as convoluted on every way possible.
 
2019-03-19 08:07:01 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey all. I caught a virus and was up since 2:45 this morning so I'm feeling great.


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2019-03-19 08:07:23 PM  

DrunkenGator: Tenor Reaper: DrunkenGator: indybill23: I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.

I've heard tell that Live shows tend to be better.  And it makes sense to me: less storyline bullshait to get in the way of possible good matches.

Can confirm - live events that aren't taped are WAY more loose and WAY more fun. More local humour too

I'm actually tempted to go back to Terre Haute one of the next times they have a Live show.  Every time for the past decade that they've been there, something always got in the way of me going...

/ Hulman Center wouldn't be too bad of a venue for such a thing.


It's a fun place for a live show, Thunder used to tape there and I've done 4 or 5 WWE shows.
 
2019-03-19 08:07:45 PM  

DrunkenGator: Tenor Reaper: DrunkenGator: indybill23: I wanted to go tonight, but life. Doesn't really look like something I'd want to watch live anyway.

I've heard tell that Live shows tend to be better.  And it makes sense to me: less storyline bullshait to get in the way of possible good matches.

Can confirm - live events that aren't taped are WAY more loose and WAY more fun. More local humour too

I'm actually tempted to go back to Terre Haute one of the next times they have a Live show.  Every time for the past decade that they've been there, something always got in the way of me going...

/ Hulman Center wouldn't be too bad of a venue for such a thing.


House shows rock. I don't know if I'd ever go to a TV taping. PPV was a shiat venue for shiat show, but pacing wasn't terrible at least.
 
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