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(The Smoking Gun)   To make insult worse than injury man who put lead in his pencil the hard way is charged. Most likely not his best day   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2019-03-19 03:37:08 AM  
"The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,"

I don't think any insult you could possibly make is worse than that particular injury.
 
2019-03-19 03:39:52 AM  
Darwin.jpg

And a rare one awarded to a still living recipient.
 
2019-03-19 03:56:46 AM  
He had a Hi-Point 9mm handgun tucked in his waistband when the weapon "began to slip."
The weapon was not in a holster.


Holster.your.farking.firearm.you.dimbu​lbs.
We just had a similar story like a week or two ago about the same situation.
WTF is wrong with people?
If you wanna be all gangster and tuck it in your band then you deserve what you get, moran.
 
2019-03-19 03:59:30 AM  
Generally, I have no empathy for the man, but I do have empathy for all the people who dealt with the mess.
 
2019-03-19 04:18:13 AM  
If this happened in Marion,Virginia, Marion is one of the homes of Mountain Dew and is a host for several legal moonshine distilleries. Take a tour a try some real moonshine. If this happened in Marion, Virginia, this guy's family talks dramatically about the incident but in a way that normalizes shooting yer dick off.
 
2019-03-19 04:29:34 AM  
It may surprise you to learn than there is por....documentary evid.......art which illustrates this phenomenon.

Or it if may surprise you not.
 
2019-03-19 04:33:03 AM  

C18H27NO3: He had a Hi-Point 9mm handgun tucked in his waistband when the weapon "began to slip."
The weapon was not in a holster.

Holster.your.farking.firearm.you.dimbu​lbs.
We just had a similar story like a week or two ago about the same situation.
WTF is wrong with people?
If you wanna be all gangster and tuck it in your band then you deserve what you get, moran.


And if you're going to be stupid enough to store a loaded and racked firearm by pointing it at your dick, maybe, just maybe, spend more than two hundred dollars and get something with a grip safety.

/High points are garbage.
//Now his junk is garbage too.
///You could say he'shiat a low point.
 
2019-03-19 04:39:12 AM  
God damned profanity filter.

*He's
hiat

a
low
point.
 
2019-03-19 04:42:47 AM  

Toxophil: God damned profanity filter.

*He's
hiat
a
low
point.


I give up.
At least the underaged Farkers ears will remain vergin.

/Eyeroll.gif
 
2019-03-19 06:15:47 AM  
Darwin pulls it down the line past the third baseman.
 
2019-03-19 06:45:35 AM  

BrerRobot: If this happened in Marion,Virginia, Marion is one of the homes of Mountain Dew and is a host for several legal moonshine distilleries. Take a tour a try some real moonshine. If this happened in Marion, Virginia, this guy's family talks dramatically about the incident but in a way that normalizes shooting yer dick off.


Sampling some of that moonshine there dude?
 
2019-03-19 07:24:46 AM  

C18H27NO3: He had a Hi-Point 9mm handgun tucked in his waistband when the weapon "began to slip."
The weapon was not in a holster.

Holster.your.farking.firearm.you.dimbu​lbs.
We just had a similar story like a week or two ago about the same situation.
WTF is wrong with people?
If you wanna be all gangster and tuck it in your band then you deserve what you get, moran.


Hi-Points are the Yugo of firearms as well.
 
2019-03-19 08:33:17 AM  
Jimmy Carl Black is looking pretty good these days, considering.
 
2019-03-19 09:33:31 AM  
That's what he gets for going off half cocked.
 
2019-03-19 12:22:28 PM  
Wasn't there an incident like this in a Walmart grocery a while back? I heard the meat was half off.
 
2019-03-19 01:01:01 PM  

Sgt Otter: C18H27NO3: He had a Hi-Point 9mm handgun tucked in his waistband when the weapon "began to slip."
The weapon was not in a holster.

Holster.your.farking.firearm.you.dimbu​lbs.
We just had a similar story like a week or two ago about the same situation.
WTF is wrong with people?
If you wanna be all gangster and tuck it in your band then you deserve what you get, moran.

Hi-Points are the Yugo of firearms as well.

"Saturday night special" used to be the preferred term.
 
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