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2019-03-18 08:32:22 PM  
It's like "Homeward Bound," but in an apartment building.
 
2019-03-18 09:05:33 PM  
Velociraptors as Pets
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2019-03-18 09:36:35 PM  

optikeye: [raptor vid]


I needed that laugh.
 
2019-03-18 10:53:38 PM  
Glad this story finally got greened.
 
2019-03-19 12:45:26 AM  
The cat was obviously the ringleader.
 
2019-03-19 02:52:45 AM  
I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"
 
2019-03-19 02:57:01 AM  
This made me happy for awhile.
 
2019-03-19 08:15:49 AM  
but did the cat come back, the very next day? Did the cat come back, and wouldn't go away?

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2019-03-19 10:30:39 AM  

Sid_6.7: The cat was obviously the ringleader.


Cats are usually the masterminds. My friends had a cat and 2 dogs (a setter and a lab). One night they had put a roast on the counter to prep for dinner. Suddenly they heard one of the dogs barking and something break in another room. They ran in there and found the setter had knocked over a planter. As they were cleaning it up they heard more barking from another room and a crash. They ran into the bedroom and found the lab had knocked over a night stand. They finished cleaning everything up and went back to the kitchen. There they found the two dogs laying on the floor, gnawing on the roast. Meanwhile the cat was on the counter, licking up the bloody juices from the counter where it had knocked over the roast. After that they started calling the cat "Danny Ocean".
 
2019-03-19 04:25:12 PM  
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2019-03-20 12:50:37 AM  

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My latest cat...I got her before she was teething.

She broke off her first top canine while biting me and left it lodged in my hand.

Then she lost her second at some point within a few days, and then I stepped on it and it ended up embedded in my foot.

I kept both of them.

She celebrated her adult canines by getting both her front paws tangled in the fabric of my shirt, panicking, and then leaving two perfectly circular, closely placed scars on the palm of my hand. The scars look like I was bitten by the world's tiniest, cutest vampire.

She's a total asshole, but I love her.
 
2019-03-20 06:32:23 AM  
Dude needs to clean his apartment.
 
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