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(WFSB Connecticut)   ♫ I'd catch a grenade for ya. Leave it in the middle of the road for ya ♫   ( divider line
    More: Murica, Connecticut, Sgt Washington, American films, Discrimination, English-language films, live grenade, E-mail address, Kelly Ryan  
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1811 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Mar 2019 at 9:41 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-18 09:59:28 PM  
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2019-03-18 10:12:00 PM  
Behind the hedges was a medkit and a Panzerfaust
2019-03-18 10:16:42 PM  
Bet it was taken from some overly stocked police armory that was supplied with that homeland security money that the police use to play soldier then taken by some cop who was kicked out of the military for not being a "team player" (i.e. goes farking waco) so crossed the blue line cause white lives matter and he was on his way to a St Patty's rally when it rolled out of his coal roller.
farking Obama
2019-03-18 10:29:55 PM  
Hope they didn't count to two, unless they proceeded directly to three.

/five is right out
2019-03-18 10:54:15 PM  
Stafford? The town where when someone dies while driving drunk, residents head to the bar and drink in his memory. Once that's over, they get in their cars and drive home. Wish I was kidding or exaggerating :(
2019-03-18 11:08:46 PM  
I almost never know these lyrical headlines. This is no exception.
2019-03-19 07:33:14 AM  
A real frag grenade or just a simple smoke or flash bang? Hopefully it was the former just to make things more interesting...
2019-03-19 08:34:28 AM  
This is what happens when you count to 5 whilst skipping 3 and 4.
2019-03-19 08:37:02 AM  

Ruthven13: A real frag grenade or just a simple smoke or flash bang? Hopefully it was the former just to make things more interesting...

Flashbangs and modern "can" type Concussion/HE grenades are very easy to tell apart. Flashbangs have large 1/2" holes in the outer casing.

I'm assuming it was actually a grenade.
2019-03-19 11:31:54 AM  
But would he crawl out through the fallout baby...
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