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4 days ago  
If you want to catch a chicken, smell like a horny chicken.

That was full of Lols, thanks Subby.
 
4 days ago  
i may have woken the neighbours with some loud, sudden laughter
 
f2f
4 days ago  
Spiders On Drugs
Youtube sHzdsFiBbFc
 
4 days ago  
"Nancy can feel the approach of the horny Male mothas with their tiny errections and, just then, she WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

omfg
 
4 days ago  
Nancy Boogers anyone???
 
4 days ago  
Still...
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4 days ago  
This is Nancy, and it's none of your business what she does with her butt beads.

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4 days ago  
Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?


Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!
 
4 days ago  
Think I'm clicking a spider link on Fark?

Think again.
 
4 days ago  
Gotta love True Facts, one of the few things better than Snoop Dog narrating nature videos.
 
4 days ago  
Zefrank is a Youtube legend.

So glad he's back with his animal documentaries. He should seriously take over for David Attenborough when he croaks.

/I mean like a frog
//not like die
///David Attenborough can't die
////but he does croak
//that's how David Attenborough do
 
4 days ago  
True Facts About Morgan Freeman
Youtube Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
 
4 days ago  
Sad Cat Diary
Youtube PKffm2uI4dk


It's the same guy who did this. XD
 
4 days ago  
True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp
Youtube F5FEj9U-CJM


onetwothreeDEATH!
 
4 days ago  

End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!


I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.
 
4 days ago  
The True Facts about the duck will change the way you see ducks.

/The whole series is worth a watch.
 
4 days ago  
Can't watch this yet as I just found this series a couple weeks ago and the wife enjoys watching it together. Only made it up to the mantis shrimp one so far.

Hilarious stuff, worth checking out.
 
4 days ago  
True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.
 
4 days ago  

BodaciousTease: True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.


Thug Notes is pretty entertaining too.  Before you start with "oh that's racist" let me say yes it is.  That's the point.  This guy comes back with some legit literature analysis, turning that expectation on its head.

Stephen King's IT (Book) - Thug Notes Summary & Analysis
Youtube kfAU5KxV9dQ
 
4 days ago  
With shiate like that on YouTube, which was both factual AND humorous, why in the world would you land on anti-vaxx vids?
 
4 days ago  
I
love
this
guy
 
4 days ago  

elvisaintdead: [YouTube video: True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp]

onetwothreeDEATH!
---


I vote Mantis Shrimp video for the win
 
4 days ago  
While bolus spiders are hairy they don't make hairy boluses.
 
4 days ago  

studebaker hoch: Think I'm clicking a spider link on Fark?

Think again.


Actually, you should in this case.

Trust me, you'll be fine.

It's not a Rickroll, or a Gorgor video.

/I miss Gorgor...
 
4 days ago  

Big Lee: BodaciousTease: True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.

Thug Notes is pretty entertaining too.  Before you start with "oh that's racist" let me say yes it is.  That's the point.  This guy comes back with some legit literature analysis, turning that expectation on its head.

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If you enjoyed that, I think you might also enjoy Overly Sarcastic Productions, which takes a similar (if far less thuggish) approach to analyzing mythology, classic literature, history, and literary tropes.  For example:

Halloween Special: H. P. Lovecraft
Youtube PmdzptbykzI
 
4 days ago  
Learn something new, and disgusting everyday.
 
4 days ago  

mrparks: End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!

I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.


I took this one by holding a magnifying glass in front of my phone. This little guy is  about the size of a bb.

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4 days ago  

RabidRythmDivas: mrparks: End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!

I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.

I took this one by holding a magnifying glass in front of my phone. This little guy is  about the size of a bb.

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I had a cute little tiny spider a lot like that on my balcony one spring.  A few months later it was the size of a golf ball.  Nope.  Nope nope nope.  Pro-tip: wasp spray works on spiders too.
 
4 days ago  
So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
I came here to complain about this being the 3rd bolas spider link in a week, but decided to give it a chance first.
That was f*cking hilarious.
Carry on.
 
4 days ago  

Ishkur: Zefrank is a Youtube legend.


He was in my graduating class in high school.  We had a couple classes together but we really didn't talk.

Anyway, the men's room in the social studies wing didn't have a door (kids smoking).  You could see the hall from the urinals.  The social studies wing also used to be super warm all winter.  The colder it was outside the hotter the social studies wing got.  Some teachers decided to just leave the windows open in the men's room, what with no door, to cool the upstairs.  This was great for the classrooms but not so good if you actually had to use the men's room.  So one day I went in there and Hosea was standing at the one end of the urinals (the end that wasn't visible from the door and wasn't right next to the window.  It was below zero outside, but I'm a guy, so I know the rules.  I go stand at the other end of the bank of urinals, where you have to angle yourself so passersby don't see you peeing and right next to the window with the cold air flowing in.  I looked straight forward and started to pee.  Ze didn't break etiquette.  He didn't look my way, but I hear this voice... "Don't you hate it when the cold wind blows over your pee pee."

I tried to suppress a snicker and nearly lost hold of the elastic band.  May have hit my pants with a couple drops too.  He finished and walked out.  He was always funny.
 
4 days ago  

stuffy: Learn something new, and disgusting everyday.


As my Momma always said.... You'll learn something new everyday or you'll always be stupid!!!
 
4 days ago  

ShamanGator: So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby


You are a tad late......
 
4 days ago  
insain1


ShamanGator: So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby

You are a tad late......



Story of my life, day late & a dollar short.
 
4 days ago  
Not sure if this link will work, but here's the first thing he put on the Internet :

http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/in​d​ex2.html

Laughed my ass of at it way back in 2001.
 
4 days ago  

HoratioGates: Ishkur: Zefrank is a Youtube legend.

He was in my graduating class in high school.  We had a couple classes together but we really didn't talk.

Anyway, the men's room in the social studies wing didn't have a door (kids smoking).  You could see the hall from the urinals.  The social studies wing also used to be super warm all winter.  The colder it was outside the hotter the social studies wing got.  Some teachers decided to just leave the windows open in the men's room, what with no door, to cool the upstairs.  This was great for the classrooms but not so good if you actually had to use the men's room.  So one day I went in there and Hosea was standing at the one end of the urinals (the end that wasn't visible from the door and wasn't right next to the window.  It was below zero outside, but I'm a guy, so I know the rules.  I go stand at the other end of the bank of urinals, where you have to angle yourself so passersby don't see you peeing and right next to the window with the cold air flowing in.  I looked straight forward and started to pee.  Ze didn't break etiquette.  He didn't look my way, but I hear this voice... "Don't you hate it when the cold wind blows over your pee pee."

I tried to suppress a snicker and nearly lost hold of the elastic band.  May have hit my pants with a couple drops too.  He finished and walked out.  He was always funny.


Now that there is the CSB of all CSBs. The best part is the pointless, meandering, rambly setup about inane minutiae just to set up the joke. You really should have Bel Air'd this one.
 
4 days ago  
Is the Bollas spider the one you can wear as a necktie?

Bolo? I thought that was a gorilla.

Sorry, my mistake.

Here's an arachnid you can wear as a neck-tie:

You can find anything that you want on eBay (not a paid advertisement)
 
4 days ago  
That was the freakiest nature documentary I have ever heard. It answers the question, "What would happen if Morgan Freedman drank a whole family sized bottle of cough syrup?"

Lewd, rude, crude and very funny.
 
4 days ago  
Bolas. Bollus. Bola. Bulla. Some words are just ready-made for puns, but nobody ever uses them.
 
3 days ago  
'These bolases, sometimes known as snot yo-yos by me...

That line got me good.
 
3 days ago  
'.. after chatting up some pigeon shiat for two hours...'
 
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