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2019-03-15 10:27:32 PM  
If you want to catch a chicken, smell like a horny chicken.

That was full of Lols, thanks Subby.
 
2019-03-16 03:10:58 AM  
i may have woken the neighbours with some loud, sudden laughter
 
f2f
2019-03-16 03:29:59 AM  
Spiders On Drugs
Youtube sHzdsFiBbFc
 
2019-03-16 03:34:48 AM  
"Nancy can feel the approach of the horny Male mothas with their tiny errections and, just then, she WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

omfg
 
2019-03-16 03:38:02 AM  
Nancy Boogers anyone???
 
2019-03-16 03:50:53 AM  
Still...
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2019-03-16 03:58:51 AM  
This is Nancy, and it's none of your business what she does with her butt beads.

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2019-03-16 04:12:42 AM  
Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?
 
2019-03-16 04:29:59 AM  
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2019-03-16 04:42:07 AM  

mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?


Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!
 
2019-03-16 04:47:46 AM  
Think I'm clicking a spider link on Fark?

Think again.
 
2019-03-16 04:49:28 AM  
Gotta love True Facts, one of the few things better than Snoop Dog narrating nature videos.
 
2019-03-16 04:53:55 AM  
Zefrank is a Youtube legend.

So glad he's back with his animal documentaries. He should seriously take over for David Attenborough when he croaks.

/I mean like a frog
//not like die
///David Attenborough can't die
////but he does croak
//that's how David Attenborough do
 
2019-03-16 05:03:40 AM  
True Facts About Morgan Freeman
Youtube Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
 
2019-03-16 05:06:27 AM  
Sad Cat Diary
Youtube PKffm2uI4dk


It's the same guy who did this. XD
 
2019-03-16 05:11:46 AM  
True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp
Youtube F5FEj9U-CJM


onetwothreeDEATH!
 
2019-03-16 05:16:36 AM  

End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!


I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.
 
2019-03-16 06:48:11 AM  
The True Facts about the duck will change the way you see ducks.

/The whole series is worth a watch.
 
2019-03-16 07:29:41 AM  
Can't watch this yet as I just found this series a couple weeks ago and the wife enjoys watching it together. Only made it up to the mantis shrimp one so far.

Hilarious stuff, worth checking out.
 
2019-03-16 07:57:04 AM  
True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.
 
2019-03-16 08:42:44 AM  

BodaciousTease: True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.


Thug Notes is pretty entertaining too.  Before you start with "oh that's racist" let me say yes it is.  That's the point.  This guy comes back with some legit literature analysis, turning that expectation on its head.

Stephen King's IT (Book) - Thug Notes Summary & Analysis
Youtube kfAU5KxV9dQ
 
2019-03-16 10:31:59 AM  
With shiate like that on YouTube, which was both factual AND humorous, why in the world would you land on anti-vaxx vids?
 
2019-03-16 10:59:18 AM  
I
love
this
guy
 
2019-03-16 11:18:20 AM  

elvisaintdead: [YouTube video: True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp]

onetwothreeDEATH!
---


I vote Mantis Shrimp video for the win
 
2019-03-16 12:06:47 PM  
While bolus spiders are hairy they don't make hairy boluses.
 
2019-03-16 12:10:19 PM  

studebaker hoch: Think I'm clicking a spider link on Fark?

Think again.


Actually, you should in this case.

Trust me, you'll be fine.

It's not a Rickroll, or a Gorgor video.

/I miss Gorgor...
 
2019-03-16 12:21:10 PM  

Big Lee: BodaciousTease: True Facts is one of the best things to come from the interwebs.

Thug Notes is pretty entertaining too.  Before you start with "oh that's racist" let me say yes it is.  That's the point.  This guy comes back with some legit literature analysis, turning that expectation on its head.

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If you enjoyed that, I think you might also enjoy Overly Sarcastic Productions, which takes a similar (if far less thuggish) approach to analyzing mythology, classic literature, history, and literary tropes.  For example:

Halloween Special: H. P. Lovecraft
Youtube PmdzptbykzI
 
2019-03-16 12:28:42 PM  
Learn something new, and disgusting everyday.
 
2019-03-16 12:30:18 PM  

mrparks: End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!

I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.


I took this one by holding a magnifying glass in front of my phone. This little guy is  about the size of a bb.

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2019-03-16 12:50:52 PM  

RabidRythmDivas: mrparks: End_Of_Line: mrparks: Macro-photography of arachnids. Yeah, who needs to sleep EVER AGAIN?

Funny, I just passed 24.5 hrs, so it is probably the lack of sleep and the drugs that have failed to do their job, again . . . but I think Nancy is just adorable.

Naw, Nancy is always adorable. As are all spiders . . . except maybe that ONE THAT IS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!

I'm not spider-phobic, generally. Macro pictures just make it a lot easier to imagine the (small) animal being very large, and that gets uncomfortable.

I took this one by holding a magnifying glass in front of my phone. This little guy is  about the size of a bb.

[img.fark.net image 425x566][img.fark.net image 425x566]


I had a cute little tiny spider a lot like that on my balcony one spring.  A few months later it was the size of a golf ball.  Nope.  Nope nope nope.  Pro-tip: wasp spray works on spiders too.
 
2019-03-16 01:01:00 PM  
So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby
 
2019-03-16 01:03:09 PM  
 
2019-03-16 01:32:13 PM  
I came here to complain about this being the 3rd bolas spider link in a week, but decided to give it a chance first.
That was f*cking hilarious.
Carry on.
 
2019-03-16 02:04:14 PM  

Ishkur: Zefrank is a Youtube legend.


He was in my graduating class in high school.  We had a couple classes together but we really didn't talk.

Anyway, the men's room in the social studies wing didn't have a door (kids smoking).  You could see the hall from the urinals.  The social studies wing also used to be super warm all winter.  The colder it was outside the hotter the social studies wing got.  Some teachers decided to just leave the windows open in the men's room, what with no door, to cool the upstairs.  This was great for the classrooms but not so good if you actually had to use the men's room.  So one day I went in there and Hosea was standing at the one end of the urinals (the end that wasn't visible from the door and wasn't right next to the window.  It was below zero outside, but I'm a guy, so I know the rules.  I go stand at the other end of the bank of urinals, where you have to angle yourself so passersby don't see you peeing and right next to the window with the cold air flowing in.  I looked straight forward and started to pee.  Ze didn't break etiquette.  He didn't look my way, but I hear this voice... "Don't you hate it when the cold wind blows over your pee pee."

I tried to suppress a snicker and nearly lost hold of the elastic band.  May have hit my pants with a couple drops too.  He finished and walked out.  He was always funny.
 
2019-03-16 02:15:54 PM  

stuffy: Learn something new, and disgusting everyday.


As my Momma always said.... You'll learn something new everyday or you'll always be stupid!!!
 
2019-03-16 02:16:37 PM  

ShamanGator: So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby


You are a tad late......
 
2019-03-16 02:22:12 PM  
insain1


ShamanGator: So glad I'm the only 1 here today. To many people asking what's so dang funny on week days. THANKS Subby

You are a tad late......



Story of my life, day late & a dollar short.
 
2019-03-16 02:28:55 PM  
Not sure if this link will work, but here's the first thing he put on the Internet :

http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/in​d​ex2.html

Laughed my ass of at it way back in 2001.
 
2019-03-16 02:32:56 PM  

HoratioGates: Ishkur: Zefrank is a Youtube legend.

He was in my graduating class in high school.  We had a couple classes together but we really didn't talk.

Anyway, the men's room in the social studies wing didn't have a door (kids smoking).  You could see the hall from the urinals.  The social studies wing also used to be super warm all winter.  The colder it was outside the hotter the social studies wing got.  Some teachers decided to just leave the windows open in the men's room, what with no door, to cool the upstairs.  This was great for the classrooms but not so good if you actually had to use the men's room.  So one day I went in there and Hosea was standing at the one end of the urinals (the end that wasn't visible from the door and wasn't right next to the window.  It was below zero outside, but I'm a guy, so I know the rules.  I go stand at the other end of the bank of urinals, where you have to angle yourself so passersby don't see you peeing and right next to the window with the cold air flowing in.  I looked straight forward and started to pee.  Ze didn't break etiquette.  He didn't look my way, but I hear this voice... "Don't you hate it when the cold wind blows over your pee pee."

I tried to suppress a snicker and nearly lost hold of the elastic band.  May have hit my pants with a couple drops too.  He finished and walked out.  He was always funny.


Now that there is the CSB of all CSBs. The best part is the pointless, meandering, rambly setup about inane minutiae just to set up the joke. You really should have Bel Air'd this one.
 
2019-03-16 03:22:18 PM  
Is the Bollas spider the one you can wear as a necktie?

Bolo? I thought that was a gorilla.

Sorry, my mistake.

Here's an arachnid you can wear as a neck-tie:

You can find anything that you want on eBay (not a paid advertisement)
 
2019-03-16 03:30:10 PM  
That was the freakiest nature documentary I have ever heard. It answers the question, "What would happen if Morgan Freedman drank a whole family sized bottle of cough syrup?"

Lewd, rude, crude and very funny.
 
2019-03-16 03:31:15 PM  
Bolas. Bollus. Bola. Bulla. Some words are just ready-made for puns, but nobody ever uses them.
 
2019-03-17 01:16:41 AM  
'These bolases, sometimes known as snot yo-yos by me...

That line got me good.
 
2019-03-17 02:34:26 PM  
'.. after chatting up some pigeon shiat for two hours...'
 
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