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(Twitter)   Here are the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates as Vines. Pray this does not multiply [NSFW Language]   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-03-15 07:07:32 PM  
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2019-03-15 09:02:15 PM  
Bernie and Beto made me snort.
 
2019-03-15 09:42:08 PM  
Um, is it racist to say that the Bernie vine should be Warren's?
 
2019-03-15 11:48:30 PM  
I'd vote for Sam Vimes, but he would not run.
 
2019-03-16 12:18:55 AM  
That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.
 
2019-03-16 01:13:36 AM  
So, there weren't even any Romero worthy articles, and this is the garbage that is used to fill empty space.

doglover: I'd vote for Sam Vimes, but he would not run.


I'd vote for him too.
 
2019-03-16 01:13:55 AM  

mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.


What's a vine? None of that made sense.
 
2019-03-16 01:14:45 AM  
Ummmm should have a NSFW language warning. Just saying.
 
2019-03-16 01:16:50 AM  
I chortled at the Trump vs Harris one.

Warren and Bernie's didn't make sense.

Did I miss it, or did it look like Gabbard didn't even get one?
 
2019-03-16 01:17:26 AM  
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2019-03-16 01:20:04 AM  

coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.


Vines are short video clips that people post to social media, so that they can post racist content without being called out on it.
 
2019-03-16 01:23:46 AM  
Funniest 'All Around Me Are Familiar Faces' Vine Memes Compilation -- 2016
Youtube GC3P2-yI49I
 
2019-03-16 01:25:55 AM  
*Biden takes a moment to survey the competition*

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2019-03-16 01:26:19 AM  

coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.


A weak-stemmed plant that derives its support from climbing, but that's not important right now.
 
2019-03-16 01:31:30 AM  

mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.


And I suspect even better ones are in our future.
 
2019-03-16 01:36:32 AM  

doglover: I'd vote for Sam Vimes, but he would not run.


Of course he would not run. His feet hurt because his boots suck.
 
2019-03-16 01:38:50 AM  

coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.


They're like tentacles.
 
2019-03-16 01:39:16 AM  

Murkanen: I chortled at the Trump vs Harris one.

Warren and Bernie's didn't make sense.


I think the joke for Bernie's is that he's a weirdo trying to get in to hang with the other Dems.
 
2019-03-16 01:42:12 AM  

aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Vines are short video clips that people post to social media, so that they can post racist content without being called out on it.


Oh.. social media is farking weird. A world of bubbles people cling to and live in. Damn, it's Fark considered social media? I don't have friends here, and I never see somebody's lunch. Figured it was just a forum.
 
2019-03-16 01:46:43 AM  

Murkanen: Did I miss it, or did it look like Gabbard didn't even get one?

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2019-03-16 01:46:57 AM  
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And that's when Batman discovered that he left his Bat-Roundup at home...
 
2019-03-16 01:47:54 AM  

coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.


Example:
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2019-03-16 01:50:47 AM  

powhound: Ummmm should have a NSFW language warning. Just saying.


It did
 
2019-03-16 02:06:03 AM  

The Bobby Llama: Murkanen: I chortled at the Trump vs Harris one.

Warren and Bernie's didn't make sense.

I think the joke for Bernie's is that he's a weirdo trying to get in to hang with the other Dems.


Ha ha, it's funny because every other candidate wants those sweet, sweet Bernie Bro votes without actually publicly endorsing anything he says or does.
 
2019-03-16 02:10:01 AM  
Let me guess, Trump is kudzu?
 
2019-03-16 02:21:19 AM  
Where's Yang?
 
2019-03-16 02:25:45 AM  

ijit: powhound: Ummmm should have a NSFW language warning. Just saying.

It did


Not when I clicked it. If it did then I wouldn't have said anything
 
2019-03-16 02:27:22 AM  
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2019-03-16 02:34:16 AM  
I seriously did a spit take when I saw the Bernie one.
 
2019-03-16 02:38:47 AM  
That was some funny shiat

Honestly, I don't know WTF Warren's was supposed to be about. Old guys on a rotating clothesline synchros to old guy saying he wants to be a cowboy?
 
2019-03-16 02:40:44 AM  

Somacandra: That was some funny shiat

Honestly, I don't know WTF Warren's was supposed to be about. Old guys on a rotating clothesline synchros to old guy saying he wants to be a cowboy?


A take on her claiming to be a Native American.
 
2019-03-16 02:43:03 AM  

coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.


The far superior version of Twizzlers, that down at Twizzler's and goes full drill instructor on it.

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It's the Chicago way.
 
2019-03-16 02:45:14 AM  

aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Example:
[img.fark.net image 512x288]


Reported for posting furry hentai.
 
2019-03-16 03:51:43 AM  
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2019-03-16 04:13:54 AM  

kling_klang_bed: aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Example:
[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Reported for posting furry hentai.


Everyone likes pony porn!
 
2019-03-16 04:25:22 AM  

aleister_greynight: kling_klang_bed: aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Example:
[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Reported for posting furry hentai.

Everyone likes pony porn!


Mr. Hands unavailable for comment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumcla​w​_horse_sex_case
 
2019-03-16 04:27:26 AM  
I wanna say fark you to Subby because fark shiat ass and poo upon the house of Subby, but that Bernie one really was good.
 
2019-03-16 04:30:17 AM  
I miss Vines. Some very creative people out there. It was a fun platform.
 
2019-03-16 04:36:47 AM  

kling_klang_bed: aleister_greynight: kling_klang_bed: aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Example:
[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Reported for posting furry hentai.

Everyone likes pony porn!

Mr. Hands unavailable for comment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw​_horse_sex_case


P'shaw.  Wasn't a pony, was a full grown horse.  And now I am not sure where to go with the rest of my odd encounters.
 
2019-03-16 04:41:33 AM  
Come on, someone could at least attack my Twilight tentacle .gif.
 
2019-03-16 05:00:01 AM  
Tammy Duckworth.  Democratic Representative, Iraq Air Force veteran, and future of the American people.
 
2019-03-16 08:41:14 AM  

aleister_greynight: So, there weren't even any Romero worthy articles, and this is the garbage that is used to fill empty space.

doglover: I'd vote for Sam Vimes, but he would not run.

I'd vote for him too.


One man, one vote: Vetinari.
 
2019-03-16 08:55:23 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

THatfieldMO: 2020 Candidates as Vines https://t.co/Zm91GYL6Wy


Where is Andrew Yang? His solution might not work, but he is talking about the buggiest and closest major problem facing America today.
 
2019-03-16 09:05:04 AM  

doglover: I'd vote for Sam Vimes, but he would not run.


Sam was cool before he sold out.
 
2019-03-16 10:10:29 AM  
I didn't realize there were that many. Gonna need a huge debate stage.
 
2019-03-16 11:02:36 AM  

aleister_greynight: Come on, someone could at least attack my Twilight tentacle .gif.


Totally, but I gotta finish first.
 
2019-03-16 11:45:44 AM  

aleister_greynight: kling_klang_bed: aleister_greynight: coffeeburns: mrshowrules: That was more entertaining than it ought to have been.

What's a vine? None of that made sense.

Example:
[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Reported for posting furry hentai.

Everyone likes pony porn!


2D is old and busted.  3D CGI is the new hotness.

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2019-03-16 02:03:34 PM  

aleister_greynight: Wasn't a pony, was a full grown horse.


A pony is a full-grown horse.
 
2019-03-16 03:33:29 PM  
heehee

Importantly, it wasn't TikTok.

/can't stand that shiat
 
2019-03-16 03:45:15 PM  

Alien Robot: aleister_greynight: Wasn't a pony, was a full grown horse.

A pony is a full-grown horse.


I think I read this on Fark:
"Everyone knows that it is the evil in the heart of all ponies that stunts their growth."
 
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