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(The Onion)   In nearly eighteen years, nobody has listened to The Almighty God Himself   (theonion.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
This God fellow seems to get it.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Sorry, no. There is no "Yahweh" (sic) in the Judaic tradition in any language. None. The English word for God is "God", or for some folks, "G-d". But there is no "Yahweh" (sic) nowhere, none. I guess "Yahweh" (sic) comes from pointyheaded knowitall Christians who echo chamber each other that crap, just like Rush Limbaugh and followers knowitall that liberals all want to take away your slaves guns.
 
4 days ago  

Kevin72: Sorry, no. There is no "Yahweh" (sic) in the Judaic tradition in any language. None. The English word for God is "God", or for some folks, "G-d". But there is no "Yahweh" (sic) nowhere, none. I guess "Yahweh" (sic) comes from pointyheaded knowitall Christians who echo chamber each other that crap, just like Rush Limbaugh and followers knowitall that liberals all want to take away your slaves guns.


Deer God, please don't smite Kevin72. He knoweth not what of what he speaks.

/there bud, got you covered. Wheew, that was close. He was charging up his attack, you know.
 
4 days ago  

Kevin72: Sorry, no. There is no "Yahweh" (sic) in the Judaic tradition in any language. None. The English word for God is "God", or for some folks, "G-d". But there is no "Yahweh" (sic) nowhere, none. I guess "Yahweh" (sic) comes from pointyheaded knowitall Christians who echo chamber each other that crap, just like Rush Limbaugh and followers knowitall that liberals all want to take away your slaves guns.


Well, the important thing during this time of crisis, is you've let us know what a genius you are. I'm so blessed to bathe in your superiority, as are we all...
 
4 days ago  
From there Elisha went up to Bethel.  While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him.  "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!"  The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord.  Then two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces.
 
4 days ago  

Made of Gold Titanium Sulfur and Carbon: Kevin72: Sorry, no. There is no "Yahweh" (sic) in the Judaic tradition in any language. None. The English word for God is "God", or for some folks, "G-d". But there is no "Yahweh" (sic) nowhere, none. I guess "Yahweh" (sic) comes from pointyheaded knowitall Christians who echo chamber each other that crap, just like Rush Limbaugh and followers knowitall that liberals all want to take away your slaves guns.

Well, the important thing during this time of crisis, is you've let us know what a genius you are. I'm so blessed to bathe in your superiority, as are we all...


I am not sure if you are serious, but I have been Jewish my entire life, even had a "jubilee Bar Mitzvah", reading the same portion as my original Bar Mitzvah 50 years previous. And in my 63 years, I have never ever ever heard a fellow Jew talk about or use the expression "Yahweh". Ever.
 
4 days ago  
What a 63 year old Jew who never heard any Jew ever using the expression "Yahweh" (sic) might look like (I'm on the left) :


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