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(ABC News)   So, President Trump claimed there should be no Mueller report? Well, there should never have been a "President" Trump in the first place, yet here we are   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2019-03-15 08:00:49 PM  
Donnie...have you ever considered...

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2019-03-15 08:21:25 PM  
Every word Trump says sounds like the exact polar opposite of a President.

If Mueller 's investigation is illegal then why not allow it to be released, prove yourself innocent.
 
2019-03-15 08:39:40 PM  

Mugato: Every word Trump says sounds like the exact polar opposite of a President.

If Mueller 's investigation is illegal then why not allow it to be released, prove yourself innocent.


For the same reason he's worried about a perjury trap...

These aren't the actions of an innocent man.
 
2019-03-15 09:33:29 PM  
LYING SCUM. trump, his family and everyone who supports him are lying scum.
 
2019-03-15 09:34:30 PM  
I think when it's time for that fat bastard to leave the White House, he'll have to be tased and dragged out.

/the dude seriously sucks donkey balls
 
2019-03-15 09:35:16 PM  
I want the Mueller report to identify who changed the GOP position on Russian ownership of Crimea.

That shiat was bananas.

I also want Trump and co investigated for financial crimes, but that is a different issue.
 
2019-03-15 09:35:25 PM  
You missed the best part of that unhinged rant.

He claimed the investigation was "illegal & conflicted... in search of a crime."

I thought that's what investigations are supposed to do?
 
2019-03-15 09:36:35 PM  
Can someone post the list of witches convicted, witches sentenced, and witches indicted? I can't find it on mobile right now, but we should head the TrumpHumpers off at the past and point to ALL of the actual crimes that have been unciveree so far, because Donnie apparently hasn't gotten the memo.
 
2019-03-15 09:36:37 PM  

Sergeant Angle: think when it's time for that fat bastard to leave the White House, he'll have to be tased and dragged out.


That's OK.

Put it on pay-per-view, and maybe it can offset some of the damage done by his tax reform.
 
2019-03-15 09:37:18 PM  

Mrtraveler01: You missed the best part of that unhinged rant.

He claimed the investigation was "illegal & conflicted... in search of a crime."

I thought that's what investigations are supposed to do?


It is. And it's found many.
 
2019-03-15 09:37:52 PM  
No witch hunt!!! Collusion!
 
2019-03-15 09:41:18 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: No witch hunt!!! Collusion!


Witch Hunt? No, Collusion!

LionelHutz
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2019-03-15 09:42:02 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: No witch hunt!!! Collusion!


The Mueller Report will back up Stormy's description of his sad dehydrated mushroom cap and he can't have that out in an official capacity.
 
2019-03-15 09:42:40 PM  
This must just be catharsis for Dump, considering he keeps doing it despite the fact it doesn't change anything.

Either that, or this is what whiny little biatches do when they know their crimes are close to being exposed.
 
2019-03-15 09:44:24 PM  

Flincher: max_rebo_groupie: No witch hunt!!! Collusion!

The Mueller Report will back up Stormy's description of his sad dehydrated mushroom cap and he can't have that out in an official capacity.


Report* not capacity...Thera flu makes my brain dum.
 
2019-03-15 09:44:41 PM  
I may seem improbable now but I still want to think Barr is doing a solid for the country if only through subterfuge
What happened yesterday was so, so disgraceful
 
2019-03-15 09:45:44 PM  
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2019-03-15 09:45:50 PM  
The sickest part is that decades from now there will still be the remnants of his eager followers declaring he did nothing wrong. Every sick narcissistic madman has always had a circle of loyal followers even in the face of utter defeat or irrefutable proof of their idol's irredeemable evil actions. They love Trump for his insanity, his blowhard grandiosity, his ability to exude (what they interpret as) "charisma" as he bravely refuses to be afraid to lie over and over and over. They will always love him for it. And like any true psychotic narcissist he cannot resist the urge to do the most outrageous and offensive thing possible to keep the attention of those adoring idiots.
 
2019-03-15 09:49:21 PM  

wyltoknow: The sickest part is that decades from now there will still be the remnants of his eager followers declaring he did nothing wrong. Every sick narcissistic madman has always had a circle of loyal followers even in the face of utter defeat or irrefutable proof of their idol's irredeemable evil actions. They love Trump for his insanity, his blowhard grandiosity, his ability to exude (what they interpret as) "charisma" as he bravely refuses to be afraid to lie over and over and over. They will always love him for it. And like any true psychotic narcissist he cannot resist the urge to do the most outrageous and offensive thing possible to keep the attention of those adoring idiots.


Some might, but it won't be worthy of the skullsweat...

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2019-03-15 09:50:39 PM  
An imbecile tweeting at morons.
 
2019-03-15 09:54:18 PM  

Sergeant Angle: I think when it's time for that fat bastard to leave the White House, he'll have to be tased and dragged out.

/the dude seriously sucks donkey balls


Can they put it on pay-per-view? (the tased and dragged part, not the donkey part)
 
2019-03-15 09:55:37 PM  
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2019-03-15 09:56:50 PM  

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2019-03-15 09:58:28 PM  

Mikey1969: Can someone post the list of witches convicted, witches sentenced, and witches indicted? I can't find it on mobile right now, but we should head the TrumpHumpers off at the past and point to ALL of the actual crimes that have been unciveree so far, because Donnie apparently hasn't gotten the memo.


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2019-03-15 09:59:35 PM  
And Hillary should be a coral reef adornment..
/ You cant always have what you want..
 
2019-03-15 10:00:52 PM  

FatherChaos: This must just be catharsis for Dump, considering he keeps doing it despite the fact it doesn't change anything.

Either that, or this is what whiny little biatches do when they know their crimes are close to being exposed.


He follows the belief that if you repeat a lie often enough people will believe it's the truth.

This is a man who desperately wants to make this all go away and it's not working.
 
2019-03-15 10:02:53 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: culebra: [img.fark.net image 850x590]

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There's only one parallel with Mussolini that I care about, and I don't care if it's at an Exxon, Shell, or Mobile.
 
2019-03-15 10:02:55 PM  
So: there has definitely been proof that the Russians conspired with certain individuals to alter the outcome of the U.S. election.

That should be of SERIOUS CONCERN to all Americans, whether or not their party won or lost, whether or not they benefited or not. Good, patriotic Americans should all want those Russians and their conniving associates found, investigated, arrested, and convicted. Because it's not just a crime, it's an attack on the core of American values.

The only people who would not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated and indicted are those same Russians and their accomplices.

The president WON the election, and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution and those same US values. So if he does not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated for subverting the Constitution, the only conclusion that can be drawn...

Is that he himself is one of those accomplices.
 
2019-03-15 10:04:06 PM  

born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: culebra: [img.fark.net image 850x590]

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There's only one parallel with Mussolini that I care about, and I don't care if it's at an Exxon, Shell, or Mobile.


I hope it's a Chevron.
 
2019-03-15 10:04:48 PM  

jmr61: LYING SCUM. trump, his family and everyone who supports him are lying scum.


Tell us how you REALLY feel.
 
2019-03-15 10:05:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: So: there has definitely been proof that the Russians conspired with certain individuals to alter the outcome of the U.S. election.

That should be of SERIOUS CONCERN to all Americans, whether or not their party won or lost, whether or not they benefited or not. Good, patriotic Americans should all want those Russians and their conniving associates found, investigated, arrested, and convicted. Because it's not just a crime, it's an attack on the core of American values.

The only people who would not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated and indicted are those same Russians and their accomplices.

The president WON the election, and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution and those same US values. So if he does not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated for subverting the Constitution, the only conclusion that can be drawn...

Is that he himself is one of those accomplices.


Well...yeah. Which is how we got to this point...
 
2019-03-15 10:05:43 PM  
I'm sure he would take the same position if he had not won the Electoral Collage.
 
2019-03-15 10:07:26 PM  

Spartapuss: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: culebra: [img.fark.net image 850x590]

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There's only one parallel with Mussolini that I care about, and I don't care if it's at an Exxon, Shell, or Mobile.

I hope it's a Chevron.


I vote Citgo for the Venezualosity..
 
2019-03-15 10:08:51 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Spartapuss: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: culebra: [img.fark.net image 850x590]

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There's only one parallel with Mussolini that I care about, and I don't care if it's at an Exxon, Shell, or Mobile.

I hope it's a Chevron.

I vote Citgo for the Venezualosity..


Faark, that's what I meant.
 
2019-03-15 10:12:22 PM  
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2019-03-15 10:12:49 PM  
Yes, we're all already aware that you think Hillary should have been granted the presidency by default and are unable to accept the fact that she was rejected and that Obama wasn't nearly as popular as you believed he was.

Didn't need the headline summarizing the last two years of the largest case of sour grapes in the history of US presidential elections.
 
2019-03-15 10:18:39 PM  

wildlifer: And Hillary should be a coral reef adornment..
/ You cant always have what you want..


Yeah, but only stupid dipshiatz like you think that
 
2019-03-15 10:19:20 PM  
Quick refresher these are the 'Bikers for Trump' that are going to defend anything he does
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2019-03-15 10:21:33 PM  

Spartapuss: born_yesterday: Hassan Ben Sobr: culebra: [img.fark.net image 850x590]

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There's only one parallel with Mussolini that I care about, and I don't care if it's at an Exxon, Shell, or Mobile.

I hope it's a Chevron.


I'm waiting for the 7th chevron to engage so we can throw the entire Trump clan thru the Chappa'ai into a black hole.
 
2019-03-15 10:23:03 PM  

randomjsa: Yes, we're all already aware that you think Hillary should have been granted the presidency by default and are unable to accept the fact that she was rejected and that Obama wasn't nearly as popular as you believed he was.

Didn't need the headline summarizing the last two years of the largest case of sour grapes in the history of US presidential elections.


Sour grapes will be you Trumper morons refusing to stop drinking the Kool-Aid even after there is full public knowledge of Trump's crimes.

/ for anyone not in denial, there already is full public knowledge
 
2019-03-15 10:23:13 PM  

randomjsa: Yes, we're all already aware that you think Hillary should have been granted the presidency by default and are unable to accept the fact that she was rejected and that Obama wasn't nearly as popular as you believed he was.

Didn't need the headline summarizing the last two years of the largest case of sour grapes in the history of US presidential elections.


jsa rating squadron:
This post, while relatively-inflammatory, fails to account for a vast portion of Fark's readership that support farther-left-than-Clinton democrats and the cheap, anachronistic electoral mechanism that allowed Trump to win the presidency. As a result, the immediate reaction is that of puzzlement rather than outrage: does this guy not really bother reading Fark? Hasn't this guy seen the BernieBro threads? The inauthentic and out-of-touch nature of the first paragraph immediately betrays lazy trolling rather than right-wing fervor and stigginit-Hillary-oogabooga-nism. Uninspiring trolling leads to uninspired trolled. 2/10
 
2019-03-15 10:23:33 PM  

AquaTatanka: wildlifer: And Hillary should be a coral reef adornment..
/ You cant always have what you want..

Yeah, but only stupid dipshiatz like you think that


Such touching words..
Do you write for hallmark?
 
2019-03-15 10:24:17 PM  

wildlifer: AquaTatanka: wildlifer: And Hillary should be a coral reef adornment..
/ You cant always have what you want..

Yeah, but only stupid dipshiatz like you think that

Such touching words..
Do you write for hallmark?


Do you blow goats?
 
2019-03-15 10:27:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: So: there has definitely been proof that the Russians conspired with certain individuals to alter the outcome of the U.S. election.

That should be of SERIOUS CONCERN to all Americans, whether or not their party won or lost, whether or not they benefited or not. Good, patriotic Americans should all want those Russians and their conniving associates found, investigated, arrested, and convicted. Because it's not just a crime, it's an attack on the core of American values.

The only people who would not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated and indicted are those same Russians and their accomplices.

The president WON the election, and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution and those same US values. So if he does not want the Russians and their US accomplices investigated for subverting the Constitution, the only conclusion that can be drawn...

Is that he himself is one of those accomplices.


This is correct and there, indeed, high-ranking members of the Gang of Eight that know it, too.
 
2019-03-15 10:30:14 PM  

randomjsa: Yes, we're all already aware that you think Hillary should have been granted the presidency by default and are unable to accept the fact that she was rejected and that Obama wasn't nearly as popular as you believed he was.


Actually the only people who won't STFU about Hillary are people like you. Yes, she won the popular vote but it's Trump who can't stop telling everyone that he won.
 
2019-03-15 10:38:50 PM  
Like Roger Stone said, "We could have put Micky Mouse up for the presidency and the people would have voted for it."

Enjoy becoming Russia.
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2019-03-15 10:41:13 PM  

Mugato: randomjsa: Yes, we're all already aware that you think Hillary should have been granted the presidency by default and are unable to accept the fact that she was rejected and that Obama wasn't nearly as popular as you believed he was.

Actually the only people who won't STFU about Hillary are people like you. Yes, she won the popular vote but it's Trump who can't stop telling everyone that he won.


Sometimes I think he is here to help us. Think that on the other side of that banal word salad, the real randomjsa is just like any of us. He sat here on Fark, and possibly on other forums, and saw the bubble forming around some of us liberals that thought "haha, Trump? no chance", and then cried on election night when the MAGA one ascended to deification. On that day, he manned-up(or womanned-up) and said, "enough is enough. No more bubbles!". Now jsa takes to his keyboard with his trusty handle to save Fark, to save all of  us, by forcing us to confront the gaping maw of insanity that is the GOP. As a bonus, he gets to see his opinions validated by other Farkers, and sleep better at night knowing that he coaxes these responses for the betterment of our debate abilities. For those who merely want to insult the jsa, jsa is a catharsis punching bag, giving us a much-needed airing of grievances with stupid right-wingers. jsa is the hero we all need, and I for one will remember to recount his exploits when we declare victory on election day 2020.
 
2019-03-15 10:50:10 PM  

sdd2000: Mikey1969: Can someone post the list of witches convicted, witches sentenced, and witches indicted? I can't find it on mobile right now, but we should head the TrumpHumpers off at the past and point to ALL of the actual crimes that have been unciveree so far, because Donnie apparently hasn't gotten the memo.

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And NONE of this has been connected to collusion or obstruction of justice.
But keep on shoveling they must have colluded because they were found guilty of completely unrelated crimes.
 
2019-03-15 10:50:48 PM  

berylman: Quick refresher these are the 'Bikers for Trump' that are going to defend anything he does
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Bikers?? So now I gotta be scared of dentists and day traders????
 
2019-03-15 10:53:37 PM  

gridlocksammy: sdd2000: Mikey1969: Can someone post the list of witches convicted, witches sentenced, and witches indicted? I can't find it on mobile right now, but we should head the TrumpHumpers off at the past and point to ALL of the actual crimes that have been unciveree so far, because Donnie apparently hasn't gotten the memo.

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And NONE of this has been connected to collusion or obstruction of justice.
But keep on shoveling they must have colluded because they were found guilty of completely unrelated crimes.


Weren't most of them found guilty of lying about what they were doing? And so, we should believe the person they were working for?
 
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