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2019-03-15 08:12:31 PM  
Primates in general are stronger than humans pound for pound. There's a whole PhD thesis worth of reasons as to why, but it's how things are.

That monkey is so jacked, he probably wouldn't just kick your ass, he'd give it a second crack... unless it's a she.
 
2019-03-15 08:51:35 PM  
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2019-03-15 09:13:34 PM  
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Swole Kangaroo could take him.
 
2019-03-15 10:00:22 PM  
Never knew how ripped monkeys were until I saw a hairless one.  Can only imagine what that thing looks like.

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2019-03-15 10:11:19 PM  

doglover: Primates in general are stronger than humans pound for pound. There's a whole PhD thesis worth of reasons as to why, but it's how things are.

That monkey is so jacked, he probably wouldn't just kick your ass, he'd give it a second crack... unless it's a she.


Why couldn't she do the same?
 
2019-03-15 10:33:05 PM  
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2019-03-15 10:39:55 PM  

lindalouwho: doglover: Primates in general are stronger than humans pound for pound. There's a whole PhD thesis worth of reasons as to why, but it's how things are.

That monkey is so jacked, he probably wouldn't just kick your ass, he'd give it a second crack... unless it's a she.

Why couldn't she do the same?


Because the sentence would have to be "She would give your ass a second crack."
 
2019-03-15 10:46:55 PM  

doglover: lindalouwho: doglover: Primates in general are stronger than humans pound for pound. There's a whole PhD thesis worth of reasons as to why, but it's how things are.

That monkey is so jacked, he probably wouldn't just kick your ass, he'd give it a second crack... unless it's a she.

Why couldn't she do the same?

Because the sentence would have to be "She would give your ass a second crack."


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2019-03-15 11:07:25 PM  
Sounds like muscle hypertrophy.
 
2019-03-15 11:13:23 PM  
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At dawn we ride!
 
2019-03-16 12:36:53 AM  
WTF? I opened that in incognito mode just for that to be the only picture. Wait until I post pictures of my 'buff" cats who also happen to be medium-hair.
 
2019-03-16 01:21:00 AM  
A chimp is strong enough to rip your arm off and if it's mean enough to do that, it will then proceed to beat you with it.

/don't doubt their aim either
//with anything
///yes, that too
 
2019-03-16 02:22:43 AM  

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Oh, you said "buff". My bad.
 
2019-03-16 02:36:16 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 480x598]
Swole Kangaroo could take him.


Not anymore
 
2019-03-16 02:40:39 AM  

fusillade762: Harry_Seldon: [img.fark.net image 317x512]

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Oh, you said "buff". My bad.


The power of your Buffy Lore is great.
 
2019-03-16 06:58:37 AM  

zeroflight222: Never knew how ripped monkeys were until I saw a hairless one.  Can only imagine what that thing looks like.

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That's a chimpanzee.  They're not monkeys.
 
2019-03-16 09:26:54 AM  

doglover: Primates in general are stronger than humans pound for pound. There's a whole PhD thesis worth of reasons as to why, but it's how things are.

That monkey is so jacked, he probably wouldn't just kick your ass, he'd give it a second crack... unless it's a she.


We have our own advantages. The big brains that let us take over the world, for one. Also, we have monstrous stamina compared to most animals. Very few can run literally all day like a fit person can. Other animals may be faster in the short term but will drop from exhaustion and overheating after a long chase.
 
2019-03-16 10:44:48 AM  

zeroflight222: Never knew how ripped monkeys were until I saw a hairless one.  Can only imagine what that thing looks like.

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2019-03-16 09:15:49 PM  

zeroflight222: Never knew how ripped monkeys were until I saw a hairless one.  Can only imagine what that thing looks like.

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That looks like a monster from a Franzetta painting
 
2019-03-17 12:41:53 AM  

zeroflight222: Never knew how ripped monkeys were until I saw a hairless one.  Can only imagine what that thing looks like.

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That needs to be captioned "Do you know how I know you should have your testosterone level checked?".
 
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