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2019-03-15 03:34:41 PM  
Can they stream it with Yakety Sax?

Fking buffoon.
 
2019-03-15 03:36:06 PM  
Alright, let's see how he blames democrats.
 
2019-03-15 03:37:55 PM  
should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense
 
2019-03-15 03:38:32 PM  
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2019-03-15 03:40:05 PM  
FFS....i just ate.  I aint listening to him speak...
 
2019-03-15 03:40:34 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense


He's livestreaming his motherfking VETO.

What a motherfking dipshiat.
 
2019-03-15 03:40:40 PM  

vrax: [img.fark.net image 450x290]


No, he'll be at least 25 minutes late. He thinks out builds tension and drama, because he's an idiot.
 
2019-03-15 03:41:06 PM  
WTF is this bullshiat?
 
2019-03-15 03:41:07 PM  
DEMOCRATS! HILLARY! COLLUSION! VETO! WALL! ELECTION! WALL! EMERGENCY! RUSSIANS! BAD! WALL! ILLEGALS! DANGER! DEMOCRATS! SNIFF!
 
2019-03-15 03:41:44 PM  
See you in court, court!
 
2019-03-15 03:41:47 PM  
How will this be spun as him winning and not being biatch slapped by his own party?
 
2019-03-15 03:42:05 PM  

vrax: [img.fark.net image 450x290]


The reasonable part.
 
2019-03-15 03:42:36 PM  
I wish there was an app to add the accordian and accordian sounds in real time to Dotard's speeches.

I would finally be able to watch him speak without wanting to bash my head against the desk.

Life Accordion To Trump #4
Youtube lhDz8xMXU8s
 
2019-03-15 03:42:58 PM  
Direct youtube streaming link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v​=LPQgf5​CE824
 
2019-03-15 03:42:59 PM  
Oh, cool. I'm already brain dead on a Friday afternoon. Let's make it worse!
 
2019-03-15 03:43:07 PM  

rhodabear: vrax: [img.fark.net image 450x290]

No, he'll be at least 25 minutes late. He thinks out builds tension and drama, because he's an idiot.


This.
 
2019-03-15 03:43:11 PM  
Ten to one he just screams VETO! over and over again, and then wanders off without remembering to actually sign anything.
 
2019-03-15 03:43:27 PM  

HedlessChickn: TrainingWheelsNeeded: should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense

He's livestreaming his motherfking VETO.

What a motherfking dipshiat.


Oh FFS
 
2019-03-15 03:43:34 PM  

HedlessChickn: Yakety Sax


24 hour loop for ya, fam.
Yakety Sax 24 Hour Version
Youtube X7wBphRIUSA
 
2019-03-15 03:43:44 PM  
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2019-03-15 03:43:52 PM  
I picture Trump turning to the wrong wall like Kenan did as R Kelly and shouting the headline.
 
2019-03-15 03:44:37 PM  

rhodabear: No, he'll be at least 25 minutes late. He thinks out builds tension and drama, because he's an idiot.


Well it takes a while for Graham to fit into the podium and get his makeup on.
 
2019-03-15 03:45:30 PM  
If anyone wants to kill some time the Chili Peppers are presumably just about to start their encore at Giza. You may be able to scrub back to the beginning of the show.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Live At The Pyramids [Giza, Egypt / 15 March 2019]
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2019-03-15 03:46:27 PM  

HedlessChickn: TrainingWheelsNeeded: should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense

He's livestreaming his motherfking VETO.

What a motherfking dipshiat.


Damn.  I was kind of hoping he would think he VETO tweet would have been enough.  And then in a week and a half everyone in the White House would have had to draw straws to determine which of them gets to explain to him that twitter doesn't count as official government communication and that the resolution just became law.
 
2019-03-15 03:46:36 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense


Somehow, a rich white Christian shooting brown people will be more evidence we need a wall to keep out a different group of brown people.
 
2019-03-15 03:47:57 PM  
What the hell...i'm just cleaning up email from the week.
 
2019-03-15 03:48:31 PM  
"The Democrats, who love dead babies and MS-13, the most violent gang in the world, they are bigly violent, nobody violents more, are trying to destroy this great country I've made. NO COLLUSION! They want to take everything you own and give it to those drug dealing criminals,...... I never had any business in Russia by the way.....  rapists and murderers invading the country at the southern border. This country needs a clean bill, a really, really clean bill, as clean as Ivanka's cooch, and I know that it's real clean because I always smell the Massengill on her panties, that will fund this national emergency and pay for a great wall"
 
2019-03-15 03:48:33 PM  
Dammitt, who told him he had to do more than just Tweet his veto?!
 
2019-03-15 03:49:20 PM  
Maybe there will be a special appearance by Robert Mueller and the FBI.
 
2019-03-15 03:50:38 PM  

CarnySaur: Maybe there will be a special appearance by Robert Mueller and the FBI.


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2019-03-15 03:50:58 PM  
 Oh this reminds me to call Cory Gardner's office and tell him what a piece of shiat he is!
 
2019-03-15 03:51:05 PM  
Don't you idiot libs GET IT? If you block the wall from being built, that will cut off the cash flow into Trump's bank accounts! That's why this is an EMERGENCY!
 
2019-03-15 03:51:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: WALL! EMERGENCY! RUSSIANS! BAD! WALL! ILLEGALS! DANGER! DEMOCRATS! SNIFF!


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2019-03-15 03:51:12 PM  

CarnySaur: Maybe there will be a special appearance by Robert Mueller and the FBI.


checks the date.....oh....that would be tasty
 
2019-03-15 03:52:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: DEMOCRATS! HILLARY! COLLUSION! VETO! WALL! ELECTION! WALL! EMERGENCY! RUSSIANS! BAD! WALL! ILLEGALS! DANGER! DEMOCRATS! SNIFF!


Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2019-03-15 03:52:24 PM  
My money is on him going against all lawyer advice and pardoning Manafort off the cuff.
 
2019-03-15 03:52:43 PM  
Christ, Trump making sympathy comments about a terrorist attack he helped inspire actually repeats some of the rhetoric the terrorist did, calling immigrants "invaders" again.
 
2019-03-15 03:54:03 PM  
Not getting anything but a WaPo picture of Cheeto.
 
2019-03-15 03:54:51 PM  
WaPo says he just vetoed it.
 
2019-03-15 03:55:27 PM  

Karac: HedlessChickn: TrainingWheelsNeeded: should be an interesting tap dance between condemning the muslim mass shooting while excoriating immigrants in the US. aww.who am i kidding? he will just blather nonsense

He's livestreaming his motherfking VETO.

What a motherfking dipshiat.

Damn.  I was kind of hoping he would think he VETO tweet would have been enough.  And then in a week and a half everyone in the White House would have had to draw straws to determine which of them gets to explain to him that twitter doesn't count as official government communication and that the resolution just became law.


How many times has he stood at the podium announcing his signing of something before walking off and forgetting to sign.

Maybe we get lucky and that happens, yet again, and no one stops him.
 
2019-03-15 03:55:35 PM  
WAIT, GUISE

GUISE

MAAAAAAAAYYYYYBE this will be the time he says something smrt!
 
2019-03-15 03:56:29 PM  
(fills the remainder of the thread with chunky cat puke)
 
2019-03-15 03:56:47 PM  

E.S.Q.: WAIT, GUISE

GUISE

MAAAAAAAAYYYYYBE this will be the time he says something smrt!


Sure...and maybe Drew will be sober this weekend
 
2019-03-15 03:59:02 PM  
I'm torn between wanting to hear firsthand what awful stuff he has to say, and not wanting to hear what awful stuff he has to say.
 
2019-03-15 03:59:03 PM  

Kittypie070: (fills the remainder of the thread with chunky cat puke)


That gets a funny due to coincidence. Just finished cleaning up some cat yak from one of my ninja cats.
Poor little woogie...
 
2019-03-15 03:59:18 PM  

CarnySaur: Maybe there will be a special appearance by Robert Mueller and the FBI.


How I imagine it.

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2019-03-15 03:59:25 PM  

Kittypie070: (fills the remainder of the thread with chunky cat puke)

Cats Puking to Techno
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2019-03-15 03:59:28 PM  
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At least he took the message of this attack to heart that we must keep out refugees at all cost because they are so dangerous.
 
2019-03-15 03:59:54 PM  
 
2019-03-15 04:00:06 PM  

Kittypie070: (fills the remainder of the thread with chunky cat puke)


You could've warned us first. Make that weird "weowowow" noise that you cats make before urping.
 
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