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(MLive.com)   Serial Butt Grabber has been apprehended in the Upper Peninsula   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Michigan, Caleb Scott Anderson, Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Northern Michigan University, joint investigation, Marquette, Michigan, city of Marquette, MARQUETTE  
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5 days ago  
Serial Butt Grabber is the name of my rockabilly Butthole Surfers cover band.
 
5 days ago  
I was apprehended in the Upper Peninsula once. Still hurts.
 
5 days ago  
What's his Fark handle?
 
5 days ago  
I was kinda hoping it was about someone stealing pork butt.
 
5 days ago  
And Trump is still on the loose.
 
5 days ago  
Franken, was it you again?

No, really, I was a big fan, and wanted to know what really happened, in a public hearing. Disappointed if true, but in the perspective of the last 2 years, seemed petty. Everyone was of age, and kept clothes on, but consent is still a thing.
 
5 days ago  
He was arrested at the crack of Dawn.
Dawn is filing charges.
 
5 days ago  
Don't suppose he also had a danish on him?


Certainly not too obscure, I hope.
 
5 days ago  

smokewon: And Trump is still on the loose.


Why are you wasting your time on Fark when you could be making billions with your comedy stylings?
 
5 days ago  
Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie
Grabbed the girls' butts and made them cry
When the boys went out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.
 
5 days ago  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Why am I wasting my time on Fark when I could be making billions with my comedy stylings?


Why indeed
 
5 days ago  

Thong_of_Zardoz: smokewon: And Trump is still on the loose.

Why are you wasting your time on Fark when you could be making billions with your comedy stylings?


"But you have heard of me."
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?
 
5 days ago  

uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?


UFIA by the Lower Peninsula
 
5 days ago  

uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?


Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.
 
5 days ago  
Anybody seen klip.. uh, never mind.
 
5 days ago  

morg: uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?

Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.


That would be the five hole.
 
5 days ago  

morg: uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?

Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.


You rang?
 
5 days ago  
Upper Peninsula? I hardly touched 'er!
 
5 days ago  
Jake Butt??
 
5 days ago  
First we had butt chugger, and now we have butt grabber.
 
5 days ago  
I grab my wife's butt all day. It has become a habit, no thought to it.  Sometimes at work I thank God I didn't grab some chicks arse out of habit.   That would suck.
 
5 days ago  
Grabbing ass was my go to move in college parties.   I would ask "Can I grab your ass?" and the answer was usually yes.  True story.  Asking consent works.
 
5 days ago  
Outside of Bowen's contribution, this thread is beyond worthless without pics.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Apprehended Serial Graber: has Peninsula been Upper in the Butt?
 
5 days ago  

Incident on 57th Street: Outside of Bowen's contribution, this thread is beyond worthless without pics.


'TWas the arse in question:

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5 days ago  
Detective Nigbone cracks the Ass Tickla case!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Well it seems like it wouldn't be nearly as exciting to do it to suspecting women.
 
5 days ago  
He was described as looking much like a pair of interlocked handcuffs.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I don't know if I believe this story.  Being it happened in the U.P., seems more likely animals would've also been involved.  Maybe the cops should ask local pets and cattle.  More charges could be forth coming.
 
5 days ago  

lack of warmth: Being it happened in the U.P., seems more likely animals would've also been involved.


When a moose butt grabs your butt, it can be quite painful.
 
5 days ago  
So grabbing butts != OK
UFIA = OK.

I'm confused.
 
4 days ago  

Kevin72: Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie
Grabbed the girls' butts and made them cry
When the boys went out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.


Triggered..
 
4 days ago  
President Fanny-Grabber has been apprehended. Our long national nightmare is over.


Is a headline you are not going to be reading any time soon. He's busy defending his White Supremacist and mass murdering fans. No time to grab a few p*******, hardly time enough to grab a nothingberder or a taco bowl to eat. That's why he is so crabby. You've got to eat regular when you are old and golf.
 
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