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(MLive.com)   Serial Butt Grabber has been apprehended in the Upper Peninsula   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Michigan, Caleb Scott Anderson, Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Northern Michigan University, joint investigation, Marquette, Michigan, city of Marquette, MARQUETTE  
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2019-03-15 08:01:17 PM  
Serial Butt Grabber is the name of my rockabilly Butthole Surfers cover band.
 
2019-03-15 08:40:33 PM  
I was apprehended in the Upper Peninsula once. Still hurts.
 
2019-03-15 08:44:05 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2019-03-15 08:45:46 PM  
I was kinda hoping it was about someone stealing pork butt.
 
2019-03-15 08:51:09 PM  
And Trump is still on the loose.
 
2019-03-15 08:53:28 PM  
Franken, was it you again?

No, really, I was a big fan, and wanted to know what really happened, in a public hearing. Disappointed if true, but in the perspective of the last 2 years, seemed petty. Everyone was of age, and kept clothes on, but consent is still a thing.
 
2019-03-15 08:55:17 PM  
He was arrested at the crack of Dawn.
Dawn is filing charges.
 
2019-03-15 08:57:38 PM  
Don't suppose he also had a danish on him?


Certainly not too obscure, I hope.
 
2019-03-15 08:58:22 PM  

smokewon: And Trump is still on the loose.


Why are you wasting your time on Fark when you could be making billions with your comedy stylings?
 
2019-03-15 09:00:14 PM  
Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie
Grabbed the girls' butts and made them cry
When the boys went out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.
 
2019-03-15 09:00:28 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Why am I wasting my time on Fark when I could be making billions with my comedy stylings?


Why indeed
 
2019-03-15 09:03:02 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: smokewon: And Trump is still on the loose.

Why are you wasting your time on Fark when you could be making billions with your comedy stylings?


"But you have heard of me."
 
2019-03-15 09:03:25 PM  
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2019-03-15 09:07:16 PM  
So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?
 
2019-03-15 09:09:47 PM  

uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?


UFIA by the Lower Peninsula
 
2019-03-15 09:21:50 PM  

uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?


Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.
 
2019-03-15 09:22:22 PM  
Anybody seen klip.. uh, never mind.
 
2019-03-15 09:32:29 PM  

morg: uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?

Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.


That would be the five hole.
 
2019-03-15 09:36:19 PM  

morg: uncleacid: So there are three other degrees of butt grabbing?

Both cheeks, the taint, and the hole. Fifth degree if you manage the tramp stamp on the way out.


You rang?
 
2019-03-15 09:43:07 PM  
Upper Peninsula? I hardly touched 'er!
 
2019-03-15 09:57:30 PM  
Jake Butt??
 
2019-03-15 10:04:50 PM  
First we had butt chugger, and now we have butt grabber.
 
2019-03-15 10:13:44 PM  
I grab my wife's butt all day. It has become a habit, no thought to it.  Sometimes at work I thank God I didn't grab some chicks arse out of habit.   That would suck.
 
2019-03-15 10:24:10 PM  
Grabbing ass was my go to move in college parties.   I would ask "Can I grab your ass?" and the answer was usually yes.  True story.  Asking consent works.
 
2019-03-15 10:35:55 PM  
Outside of Bowen's contribution, this thread is beyond worthless without pics.
 
2019-03-15 10:39:19 PM  
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2019-03-15 10:42:49 PM  
Apprehended Serial Graber: has Peninsula been Upper in the Butt?
 
2019-03-15 10:51:43 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Outside of Bowen's contribution, this thread is beyond worthless without pics.


'TWas the arse in question:

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2019-03-15 10:52:34 PM  
Detective Nigbone cracks the Ass Tickla case!
 
2019-03-15 11:09:32 PM  
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2019-03-15 11:30:57 PM  
Well it seems like it wouldn't be nearly as exciting to do it to suspecting women.
 
2019-03-15 11:47:04 PM  
He was described as looking much like a pair of interlocked handcuffs.
 
2019-03-15 11:58:39 PM  
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2019-03-16 12:17:58 AM  
I don't know if I believe this story.  Being it happened in the U.P., seems more likely animals would've also been involved.  Maybe the cops should ask local pets and cattle.  More charges could be forth coming.
 
2019-03-16 12:29:14 AM  

lack of warmth: Being it happened in the U.P., seems more likely animals would've also been involved.


When a moose butt grabs your butt, it can be quite painful.
 
2019-03-16 12:58:06 AM  
So grabbing butts != OK
UFIA = OK.

I'm confused.
 
2019-03-16 02:47:46 AM  

Kevin72: Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie
Grabbed the girls' butts and made them cry
When the boys went out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.


Triggered..
 
2019-03-16 12:36:59 PM  
President Fanny-Grabber has been apprehended. Our long national nightmare is over.


Is a headline you are not going to be reading any time soon. He's busy defending his White Supremacist and mass murdering fans. No time to grab a few p*******, hardly time enough to grab a nothingberder or a taco bowl to eat. That's why he is so crabby. You've got to eat regular when you are old and golf.
 
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