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(NBC News)   Maryland Man, Maryland Man, replacing Florida Man, for trying to tackle a Pelican. "You can't do that." "The Hell I Can"   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Maryland, Maryland State Police, News outlets, William Hunter Hardesty, Florida Fish, video of Hardesty, previous version of this report, Wildlife Conservation Commission  
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2019-03-15 09:23:26 PM  
Nobody knows Maryland mannn.
 
2019-03-15 10:03:51 PM  
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
 
2019-03-15 10:04:00 PM  
Link farked? Doesn't work for me.
 
2019-03-15 10:04:33 PM  
The article says he got ahold of the pelican briefly.
 
2019-03-15 10:12:53 PM  
My god, it's the B squad on headline rhymes tonight.
 
2019-03-15 10:14:26 PM  
Condors are WAY bigger than a stupid pelican.
 
2019-03-15 10:22:39 PM  

Action Replay Nick: My god, it's the B squad on headline rhymes tonight.


Stolen from me by way of Columbo, it's a sad state of affairs
 
2019-03-15 10:26:10 PM  
Shoulda ended that with "can't", submitter.
 
2019-03-15 10:29:25 PM  
Should've made that into a Particle Man by They Might Be Giants reference instead, just needs a few more words / syllables.
 
2019-03-15 10:32:02 PM  

Action Replay Nick: My god, it's the B squad on headline rhymes tonight.


Oh yeah. I tried to help by attempting to graft on the obvious Particle Man meter that subby should have used instead.
 
2019-03-15 10:38:13 PM  

Fano: Action Replay Nick: My god, it's the B squad on headline rhymes tonight.

Stolen from me by way of Columbo, it's a sad state of affairs


I understood that reference! ...So is it time for a limericks thread?
 
2019-03-15 10:39:28 PM  
Sorry, didn't RTFA since there is no article there.
 
2019-03-15 10:54:42 PM  
Pelican or pelican't?  Apparently not.
 
2019-03-15 10:55:53 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Sorry, didn't RTFA since there is no article there.


I think it was about an unsigned Saints player attacking a player on the Pelicans bench
 
2019-03-15 11:05:16 PM  
 
2019-03-15 11:08:53 PM  
Maryland man jumps on a federally protected pelican in the water
Youtube LG4VKCDUdus
 
2019-03-15 11:29:27 PM  
In his defense..... There wasn't a sign saying NOT to jump on pelicans.

Besides, How the hell else can you test their buoyancy? Now thanks to this pioneer of science, we all know that pelicans can be used as an emergency flotation device.
If no pelicans are available, I assume two ducks or similarly sized waterfowl could be fashioned into water wings.
 
2019-03-15 11:31:43 PM  

tramp stamp: ihateallofyou: Link farked? Doesn't work for me.

Try this one:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-ma​n-accused-of-tackling-pelican-arrested​-state-police-say


Tramp Stamp, ftw! First time I've ever said that in any good context

Thanks!
 
2019-03-16 12:05:04 AM  
This calls for a visit from a shoebill, a pelecaniform which can have a nearly 9ft wingspan. He'll never piss off a pelican again.
 
2019-03-16 12:15:37 AM  
I may have done stupid shiat at 32, but jumping onto a pelican wouldn't really have crossed my mind at all as something to do.
 
2019-03-16 12:51:09 AM  
one more time....IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC RHYTHM AND SONG STRUCTURE, STOP IT!
 
2019-03-16 03:47:50 AM  
Jesus H. Mother of F*co, people are goddamn stupid.  Actually, that's unfair to the word stupid.

Once watched a guy in Yellowstone (holding a Budweiser) trying to get the attention of a herd of elk...by mooing at them.
 
2019-03-16 10:04:38 AM  

germ78: Action Replay Nick: My god, it's the B squad on headline rhymes tonight.

Oh yeah. I tried to help by attempting to graft on the obvious Particle Man meter that subby should have used instead.


This headline really made me laugh. The Particle Man reference was obvious. Just came to say thank you for the morning pick-me-up!
 
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