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(Metro)   The most common lies we tell each other about sex   ( divider line
    More: Awkward, Sexual intercourse, Human sexual behavior, Human sexuality, Illicit Encounters, Orgasm, sex life, Illicit Encounters spokesman Christian Grant, Gender  
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2019-03-15 02:25:38 PM  
Sure she's crazy, but i'm sure it will work out fine...
2019-03-15 02:27:14 PM  
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2019-03-15 02:27:52 PM  
"Of course I came."

"You're so good."

"Just the tip, baby, honest."
2019-03-15 02:29:01 PM  
I won't stick it in... Just around the edge.

/When telling my mom I wanted a q-tip
2019-03-15 02:32:49 PM  
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2019-03-15 03:36:44 PM  
I'm single.
2019-03-15 04:13:01 PM  
The check is in the mail.
2019-03-15 04:13:55 PM  
You're the only person who's ever done that for me.
2019-03-15 04:21:23 PM  
Is there somebody in the bullpen feeling a little...anxious?
2019-03-15 04:21:59 PM  
As a teenager: I've already had some
As a pensioner: I'm still getting any
2019-03-15 04:31:23 PM  
Guys: you're the tightest i've ever had
Gals: you're the biggest i've ever had
2019-03-15 05:03:04 PM  
My wife: We'll have sex again sometime soon, don't worry.
2019-03-15 05:13:06 PM  
This will only hurt for a little while
I'll only put the head of it in
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth
2019-03-15 05:29:24 PM  
Gay men: No, I haven't had sex with anyone else since I last got tested.
Also Gay men: I want a boyfriend, I'm not interested in just hooking up for sex.
2019-03-15 06:27:56 PM  
11. Of course I still find you attractive.
12. Oh, that red bump is nothing, just an ingrown hair.
13. I've never thought about your sister/best friend while we're having sex.
14. Don't worry, I'll give you plenty of warning.
15. Ooops, wrong hole. Total accident.
16. I love you.
17. Sorry I can't stay over, I've got an early meeting.
2019-03-15 10:33:22 PM  
"Size doesn't' matter honey."
2019-03-15 11:11:41 PM  
"Sir, this is an Arby's"
2019-03-16 09:23:07 AM  
Love means never having to say "I'm sorry this has never happened before"
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