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2019-03-15 05:51:34 PM  
i'm old ish
fat ish
& like lesbians
ish
& love weed
let's do it
 
2019-03-15 05:51:52 PM  
Let your freak flag fly ... LOL
 
2019-03-15 05:52:55 PM  
Lol. The first thread I ever had posted (under my old RJReves handle) was an article about the Dogg/Stewart "Ghost" clay scene remake.

Ah. Mammaries.
 
2019-03-15 05:53:38 PM  
I was cheering for them, then saw the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle.

Die fake syrup heretics!

/Yes, I know.
 
2019-03-15 05:53:51 PM  
"I think Pickles likes you"


/obscure?
 
2019-03-15 05:54:31 PM  
2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.
 
2019-03-15 05:55:07 PM  
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2019-03-15 06:01:35 PM  
Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!
 
2019-03-15 06:04:07 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!


I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.
 
2019-03-15 06:04:40 PM  

TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.


Because they are normal?
 
2019-03-15 06:04:49 PM  

zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.


Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
 
2019-03-15 06:06:16 PM  
I judge them on how good their weed is.
 
2019-03-15 06:06:18 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?


That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.
 
2019-03-15 06:10:14 PM  

TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?

That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.


White widow is so 1998.
 
2019-03-15 06:12:21 PM  
I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.
 
2019-03-15 06:13:03 PM  
Glad they are happy and sharing their happiness.
 
2019-03-15 06:13:19 PM  

Old Smokie: [img.fark.net image 425x318]


A beautiful example of the "Greengrocer's Apostrophe".
 
2019-03-15 06:14:25 PM  
after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.
 
2019-03-15 06:17:04 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?

That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.

White widow is so 1998.


Your reference went sledding off my bald spot.....
 
2019-03-15 06:21:25 PM  

lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.


I disagree

https://m.fark.com/comments/10353327?​f​rom_page=main
 
2019-03-15 06:23:27 PM  
So, lickity spliff.
 
2019-03-15 06:27:53 PM  

knobmaker: zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.

Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.


A Yankee Doodle do or die?
 
2019-03-15 06:30:50 PM  
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2019-03-15 06:31:15 PM  

knobmaker: zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.

Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.


Yeah obviously they get labeled.  But they said they were tired of that. I just thought it was funny how they have so many labels.  All good.
/guitar playing respiratory therapist husband beer drinking golfer stoned.
 
2019-03-15 06:32:03 PM  

lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.


I feel like anyone leaving Florida is doing it right.
 
2019-03-15 06:34:42 PM  
"I'm about to tap this sweet lady," Sue said in a video before Lee lit the syrup bottle-turned-bowl and Sue inhaled deeply.

Ok, that's damn funny
 
2019-03-15 06:36:42 PM  

SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.


If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.
 
2019-03-15 06:37:34 PM  
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2019-03-15 06:37:58 PM  

Ker_Thwap: I was cheering for them, then saw the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle.

Die fake syrup heretics!

/Yes, I know.


yeah, especially living in maine, but hey, you don't want to sacrifice the good stuff for your bong man
 
2019-03-15 06:39:21 PM  

SansNeural: People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats. I can't stand those people.


So you're not fond of either their cats or their pussies?
 
2019-03-15 06:43:08 PM  

DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.


Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.
 
2019-03-15 06:49:16 PM  
Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.
 
2019-03-15 06:50:40 PM  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


*Joke Achievement Unlocked*
 
2019-03-15 06:51:04 PM  
I'd still have a sex change and go lesbian for Martha.

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/yeah, that's my fetish, what's yours?
 
2019-03-15 06:56:09 PM  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


Well. That wasn't the least bit obscure!😋🤩
 
2019-03-15 06:59:42 PM  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


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2019-03-15 07:01:17 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 850x300]


Tacos are fattening.
 
2019-03-15 07:02:37 PM  

TomTudbury: DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.

Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.


Did they?  If so then a hearty "Good job!" to them.

But I re-read the article, CTRL-F'd on "cat", "shelter" and "adopt" and got no hits.
 
2019-03-15 07:02:56 PM  

it's interesting ...: drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 850x300]

Tacos are fattening.


If you're doing it correctly.
 
2019-03-15 07:04:40 PM  

guestguy: MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.

[pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]


damnit, you didn't include the shot of Colbert losing his mind over that pic.
 
2019-03-15 07:05:20 PM  

SansNeural: TomTudbury: DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.

Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.

Did they?  If so then a hearty "Good job!" to them.

But I re-read the article, CTRL-F'd on "cat", "shelter" and "adopt" and got no hits.


I was rolling off a statement in a previous post. I may be incorrect. I apologise, if so.
 
2019-03-15 07:06:39 PM  

it's interesting ...: guestguy: MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.

[pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]

damnit, you didn't include the shot of Colbert losing his mind over that pic.


That was the biggest character break I can remember him having on that show  :D
 
2019-03-15 07:07:26 PM  
First two words of TFA

Maine residents

Was the Obvious tag couchlocked?
 
2019-03-15 07:09:45 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!


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2019-03-15 07:11:17 PM  
And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

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That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.
 
2019-03-15 07:14:42 PM  

TomTudbury: And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 760x570]

That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.


They seem fun.
 
2019-03-15 07:19:05 PM  

it's interesting ...: TomTudbury: And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 760x570]

That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.

They seem fun.


I bet they get great weed, too.
 
2019-03-15 07:34:21 PM  
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I
Toke up so oftenly?
 
2019-03-15 07:37:39 PM  
Would a TF person kindly post this? I have no TF and if'n it's posted 531 posts in, nobody will ever see it..

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And please explain that there are no insults buried in here.
 
2019-03-15 07:38:49 PM  

TaintPunchJudy: lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.

I feel like anyone leaving Florida is doing it right.


they said it was because they are too fat for the heat in Florida.  They are honest and don't curr
 
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