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(NBC News)   Old fat lesbians' who smoke pot is not the name of my Snoop Dog / Martha Stewart cover band   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Smoke, Recreational drug use, Cannabis, Maine residents Lee, Tetrahydrocannabinol, lot of dispensaries, marijuana use, Deadpan  
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5 days ago  
i'm old ish
fat ish
& like lesbians
ish
& love weed
let's do it
 
5 days ago  
Let your freak flag fly ... LOL
 
5 days ago  
Lol. The first thread I ever had posted (under my old RJReves handle) was an article about the Dogg/Stewart "Ghost" clay scene remake.

Ah. Mammaries.
 
5 days ago  
I was cheering for them, then saw the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle.

Die fake syrup heretics!

/Yes, I know.
 
5 days ago  
"I think Pickles likes you"


/obscure?
 
5 days ago  
2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!
 
5 days ago  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!


I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.
 
5 days ago  

TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.


Because they are normal?
 
5 days ago  

zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.


Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
 
5 days ago  
I judge them on how good their weed is.
 
5 days ago  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?


That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.
 
5 days ago  

TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?

That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.


White widow is so 1998.
 
5 days ago  
I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.
 
5 days ago  
Glad they are happy and sharing their happiness.
 
5 days ago  

Old Smokie: [img.fark.net image 425x318]


A beautiful example of the "Greengrocer's Apostrophe".
 
5 days ago  
after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.
 
5 days ago  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: TomTudbury: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!

I actually read TFA. They seem like people I would like to chill with.

Because they are normal?

That, and they seem like a hoot. I bet they liven up any get-together.

White widow is so 1998.


Your reference went sledding off my bald spot.....
 
5 days ago  

lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.


I disagree

https://m.fark.com/comments/10353327?​f​rom_page=main
 
5 days ago  
So, lickity spliff.
 
5 days ago  

knobmaker: zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.

Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.


A Yankee Doodle do or die?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

knobmaker: zpaul: 2 people smoking weed is really all that matters.  For people that are tired of being labeled they sure do label them self's.  Oh well.  Enjoy your buzz ladies.

Uh huh, uh huh.  And you're pretty sure no one else labels them?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.


Yeah obviously they get labeled.  But they said they were tired of that. I just thought it was funny how they have so many labels.  All good.
/guitar playing respiratory therapist husband beer drinking golfer stoned.
 
5 days ago  

lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.


I feel like anyone leaving Florida is doing it right.
 
5 days ago  
"I'm about to tap this sweet lady," Sue said in a video before Lee lit the syrup bottle-turned-bowl and Sue inhaled deeply.

Ok, that's damn funny
 
5 days ago  

SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.


If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: I was cheering for them, then saw the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle.

Die fake syrup heretics!

/Yes, I know.


yeah, especially living in maine, but hey, you don't want to sacrifice the good stuff for your bong man
 
5 days ago  

SansNeural: People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats. I can't stand those people.


So you're not fond of either their cats or their pussies?
 
5 days ago  

DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.


Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.
 
5 days ago  
Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.
 
5 days ago  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


*Joke Achievement Unlocked*
 
5 days ago  
I'd still have a sex change and go lesbian for Martha.

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/yeah, that's my fetish, what's yours?
 
5 days ago  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


Well. That wasn't the least bit obscure!😋🤩
 
5 days ago  

MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.


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5 days ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 850x300]


Tacos are fattening.
 
5 days ago  

TomTudbury: DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.

Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.


Did they?  If so then a hearty "Good job!" to them.

But I re-read the article, CTRL-F'd on "cat", "shelter" and "adopt" and got no hits.
 
5 days ago  

it's interesting ...: drjekel_mrhyde: [img.fark.net image 850x300]

Tacos are fattening.


If you're doing it correctly.
 
5 days ago  

guestguy: MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.

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damnit, you didn't include the shot of Colbert losing his mind over that pic.
 
5 days ago  

SansNeural: TomTudbury: DrunkenBob: SansNeural: I got some more stigma for them.

People who promote the breeding of genetically defective cats.  I can't stand those people.

If they snagged the cat from a shelter, I can't fault them for giving a home to a pet that didn't ask to feel like it was constantly congested.  How would they feel if they could only take sips from their bong instead of a deep, gurgling gasp?

A whole lot less high, that's what.  Sobriety is a fate worse than death at their age.

Indeed. They rescued a kitty from a shelter. One who probably would have not been adopted otherwise, due to health issues. The fat old lesbian broads deserve a hats off in Caturday thread.

I really like these ladies. Not enough to sign up for social media, but yeah.

Did they?  If so then a hearty "Good job!" to them.

But I re-read the article, CTRL-F'd on "cat", "shelter" and "adopt" and got no hits.


I was rolling off a statement in a previous post. I may be incorrect. I apologise, if so.
 
5 days ago  

it's interesting ...: guestguy: MBooda: Hmph. Lesbians don't need pot to get the munchies.

[pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]

damnit, you didn't include the shot of Colbert losing his mind over that pic.


That was the biggest character break I can remember him having on that show  :D
 
5 days ago  
First two words of TFA

Maine residents

Was the Obvious tag couchlocked?
 
5 days ago  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Two normal people doing normal things.
Holyfarkingshiatballs!!!!


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5 days ago  
And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

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That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.
 
5 days ago  

TomTudbury: And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 760x570]

That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.


They seem fun.
 
5 days ago  

it's interesting ...: TomTudbury: And, frankly, after reviewing TFA, here's the cat in question..

[media4.s-nbcnews.com image 760x570]

That just looks like your standard cat to me. Why did the person who started this segment of the discussion call it an inbred genetic disease cat in the first place.

It's just a big fat happy cat.

/We was trolled.

They seem fun.


I bet they get great weed, too.
 
5 days ago  
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I
Toke up so oftenly?
 
5 days ago  
Would a TF person kindly post this? I have no TF and if'n it's posted 531 posts in, nobody will ever see it..

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And please explain that there are no insults buried in here.
 
5 days ago  

TaintPunchJudy: lycanth: after relocating from Florida to Maine to begin their retirement.

They're doing it wrong.

I feel like anyone leaving Florida is doing it right.


they said it was because they are too fat for the heat in Florida.  They are honest and don't curr
 
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