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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)   For a guy who had just been roused while sleeping in his car in the Wendy's drive-thru, Florida Man made a valiant effort to slip the beer can into his pocket while being questioned   (fox4now.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Automobile, Driving, Tristan Perry, Body camera video, Vehicle, 19-year-old Lee County man, English-language films, Truck  
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2019-03-15 06:10:00 PM  
Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.
 
2019-03-15 06:19:43 PM  
No kidding--nicest cops ever.
 
2019-03-15 06:29:24 PM  
Body camera video released Friday shows Perry slumped over and unresponsive in the driver's seat of a car, which was still in drive.

That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control
 
2019-03-15 06:30:53 PM  
Bernie Sanders is in Florida today?
 
2019-03-15 06:40:15 PM  

Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.


Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpewpew*
 
2019-03-15 06:54:09 PM  

berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control


That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/c​o​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

Raw video I-805 driver passed out
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2019-03-15 06:57:51 PM  

berylman: Body camera video released Friday shows Perry slumped over and unresponsive in the driver's seat of a car, which was still in drive.

That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control


His foot fell asleep too.
 
2019-03-15 07:02:14 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.

Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpew

They should've assumed that he was armed since he had a security shirt on.
 
2019-03-15 07:05:21 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: ClavellBCMI: Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.

Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpew
They should've assumed that he was armed since he had a security shirt on.


But he was white, so he automatically became one of the "good guys possibly with guns", instead of "an assumed ex-felon in illegal possession of a firearm ready, willing, and able to kill every whitey they see".
 
2019-03-15 07:07:43 PM  

lordargent: berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control

That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/co​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

[YouTube video: Raw video I-805 driver passed out]


Thanks a lot, dude. It's gonna be a month before my cortisol is back to just "I'm getting divorced" levels.

Any driver who drove past and successfully didn't kill any of those people should get a "get out of minor infraction free" card.
 
2019-03-15 07:16:10 PM  

quo vadimus: lordargent: berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control

That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/co​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

[YouTube video: Raw video I-805 driver passed out]

Thanks a lot, dude. It's gonna be a month before my cortisol is back to just "I'm getting divorced" levels.

Any driver who drove past and successfully didn't kill any of those people should get a "get out of minor infraction free" card.


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2019-03-15 07:16:11 PM  
"Is that a beer can in your pocket, sir?"

"No, 'm jus happy t' shee ya osshifer!"
 
2019-03-15 07:18:20 PM  
Can't knock it till you tried it.
 
2019-03-15 07:24:13 PM  

Warthog: quo vadimus: lordargent: berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control

That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/co​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

[YouTube video: Raw video I-805 driver passed out]

Thanks a lot, dude. It's gonna be a month before my cortisol is back to just "I'm getting divorced" levels.

Any driver who drove past and successfully didn't kill any of those people should get a "get out of minor infraction free" card.

[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]


Because of the background I'm just flinging a guess that it's a sports reference I'm clueless about? :/
 
2019-03-15 07:39:31 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.

Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpewpew*


Fark off. STFU and log out. This is a tired trope.
 
2019-03-15 07:40:50 PM  

quo vadimus: Warthog: quo vadimus: lordargent: berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control

That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/co​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

[YouTube video: Raw video I-805 driver passed out]

Thanks a lot, dude. It's gonna be a month before my cortisol is back to just "I'm getting divorced" levels.

Any driver who drove past and successfully didn't kill any of those people should get a "get out of minor infraction free" card.

[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]

Because of the background I'm just flinging a guess that it's a sports reference I'm clueless about? :/


https://www.si.com/college-basketball​/​2019/03/07/jim-boeheim-cleared-fatal-a​ccident-syracuse
 
2019-03-15 07:55:28 PM  

WTFDYW: ClavellBCMI: Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.

Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpewpew*

Fark off. STFU and log out. This is a tired trope.


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2019-03-15 08:29:16 PM  

WTFDYW: ClavellBCMI: Warthog: Those were remarkably respectful cops, who seemed perfectly OK not shooting him when he reached for his waistband and into his pockets.

Driver was white, so no need to immediately approach the car with weapons drawn and fingers on the trigger while screaming "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!! GUN!! GUN!!" *pewpwepewpewpewpew*

Fark off. STFU and log out. This is a tired trope.


What did he/she said was wrong? Trade skin with me for a few months and see if you have that same attitude.
 
2019-03-15 08:32:09 PM  

Warthog: quo vadimus: Warthog: quo vadimus: lordargent: berylman: That's some impressive autonomic foot to brake control

That ain't nothing...

This one is from a few years ago...

https://gossiponthis.com/2015/03/31/co​p-rescues-drunk-woman-passed-out-car-s​an-diego-freeway-video/

[YouTube video: Raw video I-805 driver passed out]

Thanks a lot, dude. It's gonna be a month before my cortisol is back to just "I'm getting divorced" levels.

Any driver who drove past and successfully didn't kill any of those people should get a "get out of minor infraction free" card.

[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]

Because of the background I'm just flinging a guess that it's a sports reference I'm clueless about? :/

https://www.si.com/college-basketball/​2019/03/07/jim-boeheim-cleared-fatal-a​ccident-syracuse


Welp thanks a lot for adding to the list of "totally obvious but we're all pretending otherwise" that is pushing me closer and closer to... "eating more cheeseburgers while crying myself to sleep at night"*

*which is definitely not a euphemism for people's revolution against the privileged where we hang and torture them for their crimes against decen
 
2019-03-15 11:57:31 PM  
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2019-03-16 01:03:11 AM  
That's not a DUI in my State that's a Physical Control. They cops here have to see you driving while drunk. Being on private property and stopped isn't a DUI.
But then again it's Florida......To-go jail beer in his pocket.
 
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