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(Metro)   Bride who claimed that her $200 bouquet never arrived forgot everyone takes picture of nonsense like flowers at a wedding   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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6289 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2019 at 6:39 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-15 06:26:05 PM  
That's farking awesome. There are lots of people that will try to scam a business any way they can. I love it when they get caught.
 
2019-03-15 06:46:26 PM  
Idiots like this make it hard for trusting people like me.   Wtf
 
2019-03-15 06:46:47 PM  
chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.
 
2019-03-15 06:48:56 PM  
Really scam someone over that, I guessing this was the least of her costs

/she probably stiffed the waiters at the rehearsal dinner
//and the waiters at the reception
///cheap all around, but with expensive tastes
 
2019-03-15 06:51:45 PM  
You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...
 
2019-03-15 06:54:11 PM  
Makes me wonder who else she tried to scam from that day.
 
2019-03-15 06:55:24 PM  
If you are going to run a scam do it for more than $200..
 
2019-03-15 06:57:44 PM  
It's only things. The company should have just given it to her, since she obviously wanted it so much.
 
2019-03-15 06:59:31 PM  
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2019-03-15 07:00:19 PM  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.
 
2019-03-15 07:01:43 PM  
£100 is ~$133. Subby must be a nostalgic Brit.
 
2019-03-15 07:13:43 PM  
The flowers were Photoshopped in. Duh.
 
2019-03-15 07:17:30 PM  
"Wedding flowers" from Man Stroke Woman
Youtube 6ff13zZ0h0k
 
2019-03-15 07:17:38 PM  
NO FLOURS! FAKE NEWS! SAD!
 
2019-03-15 07:18:46 PM  
"I didn't get the flowers."
"I have a picture of them."
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2019-03-15 07:18:49 PM  
She's a keeper, not
 
2019-03-15 07:19:31 PM  
"Oh no no no, I didn't say the flowers were never received. I said they were never retrieved. That was it. Yeah, I threw them into the air for the bridesmaids to catch and, uh... they... landed on a bird. Like a condor or something. That was it. And it just flew off with them, y'know? Just... just flew right off. Anyway, I think I'm owed a refund since there was no warning about not throwing them onto an ostrich. Or whatever that bird was I said. Clearly your fault."
 
2019-03-15 07:22:46 PM  
Okay. Having been the guy puking up money to pay for a wedding, $200 is nothing.

This story baffles me.
 
2019-03-15 07:29:44 PM  
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2019-03-15 07:43:20 PM  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


You wot, mate?

Came here to say chavs gonna chav, news at 11, pip pip, cheerio!
 
2019-03-15 07:57:45 PM  
Moloko - Forever More (Live 11000 Clicks)
Youtube 151r0LrLbN8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKH​bbc​5jOMA
 
2019-03-15 07:59:18 PM  

baronbloodbath: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

You wot, mate?

Came here to say chavs gonna chav, news at 11, pip pip, cheerio!


The Armstrong and Miller Show | Best Of The RAF Pilots
Youtube WK33sl64YNw
 
2019-03-15 08:04:16 PM  
"Are you two lovely lasses from Scotland?"
"It's Wales you bloody arsehole, Wales!"
"Sorry...are you two whales from Scotland?"

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/I'm here all week. Try the veal.
 
2019-03-15 08:38:49 PM  
I'd have filed charges against the biatch.
 
2019-03-15 09:04:33 PM  

EdgeRunner: "Oh no no no, I didn't say the flowers were never received. I said they were never retrieved. That was it. Yeah, I threw them into the air for the bridesmaids to catch and, uh... they... landed on a bird. Like a condor or something. That was it. And it just flew off with them, y'know? Just... just flew right off. Anyway, I think I'm owed a refund since there was no warning about not throwing them onto an ostrich. Or whatever that bird was I said. Clearly your fault."


Dude, you ever seen a condor in person?  Saw one on top of the Taft CA post office on day.  There is a condor reserve not too far away, you know, as the condor flies.  But anyways, those farkers are HUGE.  They could carry a hobbit.  Maybe Gandalf meant to take the condors.  I don't know I wasn't there.
 
2019-03-15 09:07:26 PM  

jmr61: I'd have filed charges against the biatch.


Me too.

If you steal from me, no matter how small the amount, I'm hitting you with everything I possibly can.

I hate thieves and that's what this woman is.  And over $whatever for the flowers I'd gladly never expect it back to see her with a criminal record.
 
2019-03-15 09:14:40 PM  
Should have charged her double.
 
2019-03-15 09:19:44 PM  
"Jordanne has since deleted her Facebook page and her husband Sean, also from Port Glasgow, said he had consulted a solicitor."

To get a divorce from the thieving biatch, I hope?
 
2019-03-15 09:27:00 PM  
Stupid, stupid biatch.
 
2019-03-15 09:42:28 PM  

iron de havilland: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...

Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.


Thanks for the clarification. I was going to ask if it was chavs or pikeys. Now I know a new word for regional trash.
 
2019-03-15 09:53:49 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


Also kind of gross how much the groom is marrying a sturdy little mini-me of his mother, too.
 
2019-03-15 09:59:07 PM  
Now the UK government will go after the flower maker for making money while on disability.
 
2019-03-15 10:07:16 PM  

Huntceet: iron de havilland: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...

Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.

Thanks for the clarification. I was going to ask if it was chavs or pikeys. Now I know a new word for regional trash.


FWIW I happened to catch an episode of Countdown the other day, and in Susie Dent's origin of words segment, she was covering various terms of endearment, like bloke, pal and the like, and I think she said "chav" is ultimately Kent dialect along the lines of scamp, or similar.

/"Pal" comes from Romani, "bloke" from the Irish/Welsh traveller language Shelta.
 
2019-03-15 10:11:30 PM  

interstellar_tedium: Really scam someone over that, I guessing this was the least of her costs

/she probably stiffed the waiters at the rehearsal dinner
//and the waiters at the reception
///cheap all around, but with expensive tastes


It's called champagne taste on a beer budget.
 
2019-03-15 10:13:31 PM  

farkturf: "Jordanne has since deleted her Facebook page and her husband Sean, also from Port Glasgow, said he had consulted a solicitor."

To get a divorce from the thieving biatch, I hope?


Probably.

Or else a metric shiat-ton of other people from the wedding who returned money because tuxedos, flowers, cakes, placecards, etc., "never showed up" have suddenly begun calling them
 
2019-03-15 11:10:59 PM  
The proper punishment for this is to have the courts forcibly divorce her and bar her from having contact with the ex husband.  Make sure to stream it all on youtube as a warning to other scammers.  Pull a scam, and your current life is over.  Also bar her from marrying ever again and sterilze her.  Make her die alone, covered in cat piss.
 
2019-03-16 12:07:26 AM  
She also claimed she hadn't 'scammed' them and the payment had simply 'gone over her head'.

Um, no...you specifically said they didn't arrive. Not that you "forgot" to pay for them. You paid for them, then called and asked for your money back.

If there was a way to make money calling these idiots out for their lame excuses there would be a lucrative business available.
 
2019-03-16 12:18:39 AM  
That's just awful. How can a person be so...Oh. Metro.
Never happened, then.
 
2019-03-16 01:22:02 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: The proper punishment for this is to have the courts forcibly divorce her and bar her from having contact with the ex husband.  Make sure to stream it all on youtube as a warning to other scammers.  Pull a scam, and your current life is over.  Also bar her from marrying ever again and sterilze her.  Make her die alone, covered in cat piss.


Damn.Take no prisoners.
 
2019-03-16 03:21:25 AM  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


By Port Glasgow standards, these people are quality.
 
2019-03-16 03:46:54 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


You know you're a chav when you worry about your 13 year old daughter smoking because of the effect it might have on her baby.
 
2019-03-16 08:13:16 PM  

jaylectricity: She also claimed she hadn't 'scammed' them and the payment had simply 'gone over her head'.

Um, no...you specifically said they didn't arrive. Not that you "forgot" to pay for them. You paid for them, then called and asked for your money back.

If there was a way to make money calling these idiots out for their lame excuses there would be a lucrative business available.


It's called "Law Firm, P.A."
 
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