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(Metro)   Bride who claimed that her $200 bouquet never arrived forgot everyone takes picture of nonsense like flowers at a wedding   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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6168 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2019 at 6:39 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
That's farking awesome. There are lots of people that will try to scam a business any way they can. I love it when they get caught.
 
5 days ago  
Idiots like this make it hard for trusting people like me.   Wtf
 
5 days ago  
chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.
 
5 days ago  
Really scam someone over that, I guessing this was the least of her costs

/she probably stiffed the waiters at the rehearsal dinner
//and the waiters at the reception
///cheap all around, but with expensive tastes
 
5 days ago  
You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...
 
5 days ago  
Makes me wonder who else she tried to scam from that day.
 
5 days ago  
If you are going to run a scam do it for more than $200..
 
5 days ago  
It's only things. The company should have just given it to her, since she obviously wanted it so much.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.
 
5 days ago  
£100 is ~$133. Subby must be a nostalgic Brit.
 
5 days ago  
The flowers were Photoshopped in. Duh.
 
5 days ago  
"Wedding flowers" from Man Stroke Woman
Youtube 6ff13zZ0h0k
 
5 days ago  
NO FLOURS! FAKE NEWS! SAD!
 
5 days ago  
"I didn't get the flowers."
"I have a picture of them."
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5 days ago  
She's a keeper, not
 
5 days ago  
"Oh no no no, I didn't say the flowers were never received. I said they were never retrieved. That was it. Yeah, I threw them into the air for the bridesmaids to catch and, uh... they... landed on a bird. Like a condor or something. That was it. And it just flew off with them, y'know? Just... just flew right off. Anyway, I think I'm owed a refund since there was no warning about not throwing them onto an ostrich. Or whatever that bird was I said. Clearly your fault."
 
5 days ago  
Okay. Having been the guy puking up money to pay for a wedding, $200 is nothing.

This story baffles me.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


You wot, mate?

Came here to say chavs gonna chav, news at 11, pip pip, cheerio!
 
5 days ago  
Moloko - Forever More (Live 11000 Clicks)
Youtube 151r0LrLbN8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKH​bbc​5jOMA
 
5 days ago  

baronbloodbath: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

You wot, mate?

Came here to say chavs gonna chav, news at 11, pip pip, cheerio!


The Armstrong and Miller Show | Best Of The RAF Pilots
Youtube WK33sl64YNw
 
5 days ago  
"Are you two lovely lasses from Scotland?"
"It's Wales you bloody arsehole, Wales!"
"Sorry...are you two whales from Scotland?"

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/I'm here all week. Try the veal.
 
5 days ago  
I'd have filed charges against the biatch.
 
5 days ago  

EdgeRunner: "Oh no no no, I didn't say the flowers were never received. I said they were never retrieved. That was it. Yeah, I threw them into the air for the bridesmaids to catch and, uh... they... landed on a bird. Like a condor or something. That was it. And it just flew off with them, y'know? Just... just flew right off. Anyway, I think I'm owed a refund since there was no warning about not throwing them onto an ostrich. Or whatever that bird was I said. Clearly your fault."


Dude, you ever seen a condor in person?  Saw one on top of the Taft CA post office on day.  There is a condor reserve not too far away, you know, as the condor flies.  But anyways, those farkers are HUGE.  They could carry a hobbit.  Maybe Gandalf meant to take the condors.  I don't know I wasn't there.
 
5 days ago  

jmr61: I'd have filed charges against the biatch.


Me too.

If you steal from me, no matter how small the amount, I'm hitting you with everything I possibly can.

I hate thieves and that's what this woman is.  And over $whatever for the flowers I'd gladly never expect it back to see her with a criminal record.
 
5 days ago  
Should have charged her double.
 
5 days ago  
"Jordanne has since deleted her Facebook page and her husband Sean, also from Port Glasgow, said he had consulted a solicitor."

To get a divorce from the thieving biatch, I hope?
 
5 days ago  
Stupid, stupid biatch.
 
5 days ago  

iron de havilland: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...

Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.


Thanks for the clarification. I was going to ask if it was chavs or pikeys. Now I know a new word for regional trash.
 
5 days ago  

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


Also kind of gross how much the groom is marrying a sturdy little mini-me of his mother, too.
 
5 days ago  
Now the UK government will go after the flower maker for making money while on disability.
 
5 days ago  

Huntceet: iron de havilland: Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...

Scotland.

Neds, not chavs.

/Also, pretty sure £100 is closer to about a buck fifty these days.

Thanks for the clarification. I was going to ask if it was chavs or pikeys. Now I know a new word for regional trash.


FWIW I happened to catch an episode of Countdown the other day, and in Susie Dent's origin of words segment, she was covering various terms of endearment, like bloke, pal and the like, and I think she said "chav" is ultimately Kent dialect along the lines of scamp, or similar.

/"Pal" comes from Romani, "bloke" from the Irish/Welsh traveller language Shelta.
 
5 days ago  

interstellar_tedium: Really scam someone over that, I guessing this was the least of her costs

/she probably stiffed the waiters at the rehearsal dinner
//and the waiters at the reception
///cheap all around, but with expensive tastes


It's called champagne taste on a beer budget.
 
5 days ago  

farkturf: "Jordanne has since deleted her Facebook page and her husband Sean, also from Port Glasgow, said he had consulted a solicitor."

To get a divorce from the thieving biatch, I hope?


Probably.

Or else a metric shiat-ton of other people from the wedding who returned money because tuxedos, flowers, cakes, placecards, etc., "never showed up" have suddenly begun calling them
 
5 days ago  
The proper punishment for this is to have the courts forcibly divorce her and bar her from having contact with the ex husband.  Make sure to stream it all on youtube as a warning to other scammers.  Pull a scam, and your current life is over.  Also bar her from marrying ever again and sterilze her.  Make her die alone, covered in cat piss.
 
4 days ago  
She also claimed she hadn't 'scammed' them and the payment had simply 'gone over her head'.

Um, no...you specifically said they didn't arrive. Not that you "forgot" to pay for them. You paid for them, then called and asked for your money back.

If there was a way to make money calling these idiots out for their lame excuses there would be a lucrative business available.
 
4 days ago  
That's just awful. How can a person be so...Oh. Metro.
Never happened, then.
 
4 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: The proper punishment for this is to have the courts forcibly divorce her and bar her from having contact with the ex husband.  Make sure to stream it all on youtube as a warning to other scammers.  Pull a scam, and your current life is over.  Also bar her from marrying ever again and sterilze her.  Make her die alone, covered in cat piss.


Damn.Take no prisoners.
 
4 days ago  

Nick Nostril: chav
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower​-class taste.


By Port Glasgow standards, these people are quality.
 
4 days ago  

Natalie Portmanteau: You know it's chavs when the mother inaw is 12 years older than the bride to be...


You know you're a chav when you worry about your 13 year old daughter smoking because of the effect it might have on her baby.
 
4 days ago  

jaylectricity: She also claimed she hadn't 'scammed' them and the payment had simply 'gone over her head'.

Um, no...you specifically said they didn't arrive. Not that you "forgot" to pay for them. You paid for them, then called and asked for your money back.

If there was a way to make money calling these idiots out for their lame excuses there would be a lucrative business available.


It's called "Law Firm, P.A."
 
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