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(Nola.com)   So there I was, hanging out in the darkest depths of the Gulf with my giant isopod buddies, when scientists started dropping dead alligators on us   (nola.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Ocean, Alligator, Deep sea, dead alligator, Craig McClain, Giant isopods, Oceanography, Abyssal zone  
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1547 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Mar 2019 at 8:20 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
Headline sounds like a line from a Talking Heads song.
 
5 days ago  
LUMCON

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is that where people get together to cosplay joanna lumley characters?
 
5 days ago  
Oh that's terrifying.gif
 
5 days ago  

usernameguy: Headline sounds like a line from a Talking Heads song.


I'd say more like King Missile
 
5 days ago  
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Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!
 
5 days ago  
Those are basically the same thing as the little roly-polys in your back yard.
 
5 days ago  
Isopod thread!
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5 days ago  
Here's its little cousin. Say "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

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5 days ago  
Isopods are what Deep Ones eat.
 
5 days ago  
"Free Alligator"
 
5 days ago  
FTFA: McClain wanted to see what unfolded if he introduced a rare calorie-rich reptile to the abyssal seafloor, a dark and nearly lifeless place with little food for the few critters dwelling there.

Couldn't he have just used one of the gators we have zillions of down in Florida?  Why'd it have to be a rare one?  Maybe the common ones aren't nutritious enough, but hell, we eat them.  Do deep sea isopods think they're better than us?
 
5 days ago  
 Kaiju lice?
 
5 days ago  

usernameguy: Headline sounds like a line from a Talking Heads song.


I put my comment for this thread in the thread above this one by mistake, it's a play on a Sade song.

/ pouts instead of typing it again
 
5 days ago  
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Alligators? What's the matter, they ran out of souls to feed the.
 
5 days ago  

usernameguy: Headline sounds like a line from a Talking Heads song.


Reminded me of this:
Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
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5 days ago  

FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!


Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?
 
5 days ago  

Coelacanth: Isopods are what Deep Ones eat.


We don't eat our pets!
 
5 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?


Because carrion eaters build up so many bad things in thier bodies, the only worse thing to eat would most likely be a polar bear liver. And, if no one is eating it, there is most likely a good reason.
 
5 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?


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5 days ago  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Coelacanth: Isopods are what Deep Ones eat.

We don't eat our pets!


User name checks out.
 
4 days ago  
Isopods can just fark straight off. I'm serious.
 
4 days ago  
"Once a hole was opened we observed giant isopods actually going inside the alligator," McClain said.

Sleep tight
 
4 days ago  

Skail: FTFA: McClain wanted to see what unfolded if he introduced a rare calorie-rich reptile to the abyssal seafloor, a dark and nearly lifeless place with little food for the few critters dwelling there.

Couldn't he have just used one of the gators we have zillions of down in Florida?  Why'd it have to be a rare one?  Maybe the common ones aren't nutritious enough, but hell, we eat them.  Do deep sea isopods think they're better than us?


They weren't uncommon, the researchers just couldn't be bothered to cook them.
 
rxs
4 days ago  

AppleOptionEsc: Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?

Because carrion eaters build up so many bad things in thier bodies, the only worse thing to eat would most likely be a polar bear liver. And, if no one is eating it, there is most likely a good reason.


What do you think crawfish, lobsters, and crabs eat?
 
4 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?


In Japan they actually do. And they're apparently delicious.
 
4 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?


I would try it, why not. But the insides don't look any more appealing than the outsides. They don't have the nice meaty tail of a shrimp or lobster, so it's more of a crab or prawn-head situation, and the legs are quite small. Maybe they taste good but they don't promise much of a meal.
 
4 days ago  

rxs: AppleOptionEsc: Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?

Because carrion eaters build up so many bad things in thier bodies, the only worse thing to eat would most likely be a polar bear liver. And, if no one is eating it, there is most likely a good reason.

What do you think crawfish, lobsters, and crabs eat?


Let's not forget shrimp, they like old dead stuff too.
 
4 days ago  

Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?


No.  Honest-to-Cthulhu phobia of woodlice, and a big sumbiatch like that is a definite no-go for me.  Don't care if it's dead, drowned in butter & tastes like king-maine-rock-yabby-crabby-scampi, get it the fark away from me.

Old Bay might help a bit.  A BIT.
 
4 days ago  

8tReAsUrEz: Barricaded Gunman: FrancoFile: [pbs.twimg.com image 640x480]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Okay all you shrimp & lobster eaters... if a restaurant boiled one of these up and brought it to your table on its back, would you crack open one of those 14 delicious legs and start eating?

And if not, why?

In Japan they actually do. And they're apparently delicious.


Well tfa described them as tasting like old fried chicken and faux sea food. So, I guess?
 
4 days ago  
real isopod hours
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