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(Ranker)   Johnny Depp fans recently took to social media in an effort to "uncancel" the actor after learning about the lawsuit. Like it or not, here are a few of the most questionable things Depp has done that make him look like a jerk   (ranker.com) divider line
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2019-03-15 12:12:21 PM  
This guy must have pictures and/or a great agent because his success far exceeds his "talent".
 
2019-03-15 12:24:41 PM  
Yeah, he's a bit of a douchebag, but his ex wife made up stories about him abusing her.  She has admitted it under oath recently.  She also abused her partner in a previous relationship.  She defamed him and messed up his career and then made a big show about donating her divorce settlement, all to make herself look good and further her own career.

Every ex of Depp says he was never violent to any of them.  The only "evidence" of Depp being violent to Heard, are bruises on her arms, consistent with a guy trying to hold off a crazy biatch attacking him.

I won't post it here, but you can look up photos of his nearly severed finger* that she slashed with a broken wine bottle.  That chick is nuts.

*Photo also shows how disgustingly filthy Johnny Depp's hands are.  The dude is an absolute dirty slob.
 
2019-03-15 12:55:32 PM  
Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.
 
2019-03-15 01:00:54 PM  
Dude is not perfect, and he almost certainly lives under a constant haze of abused chemical substances, but i don't think he's a bad guy.    I also don't think he will ever get clean either, so his story to me, is actually a bit sad.     He's talented, and so the best i can hope for is that he continues to showcase his talent in his work.
 
2019-03-15 01:08:50 PM  
He's a jerk because his manager scammed him out of $25M? He trashed a hotel?

This author SUCKS.
 
2019-03-15 01:09:36 PM  
Maybe he should have patched things up with Winona.
 
2019-03-15 01:16:49 PM  
What the hell does "cancel" mean in this context?  It's like these terms just pop up on social media and I have no idea where they came from.

/i sound old
//get off my damn lawn
//feel free to clap back if you wish
 
2019-03-15 01:23:45 PM  

Bslim: Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.


Two things for the next Fantastic Beasts movie:

1. J. K. Rowling hands off the screenplay. She pooched the last film in a way we thought only George Lucas (The Phantom Menace) or Steven Moffat (most of Doctor Who series 9) could. Take a break, Jo. You're gassed.

2. Recast Grindelwald. Depp's way past through his use-by date, and with the amount of makeup involved, Warners could make anybody into that character.
 
2019-03-15 01:29:11 PM  

Bimmer Jones: Bslim: Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.

Two things for the next Fantastic Beasts movie:

1. J. K. Rowling hands off the screenplay. She pooched the last film in a way we thought only George Lucas (The Phantom Menace) or Steven Moffat (most of Doctor Who series 9) could. Take a break, Jo. You're gassed.

2. Recast Grindelwald. Depp's way past through his use-by date, and with the amount of makeup involved, Warners could make anybody into that character.


Still pissed off Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp.
 
2019-03-15 01:29:20 PM  
I guess they had to put together something because the "he beats his wife" is rapidly falling apart?
 
2019-03-15 01:29:43 PM  

Bimmer Jones: Bslim: Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.

Two things for the next Fantastic Beasts movie:

1. J. K. Rowling hands off the screenplay. She pooched the last film in a way we thought only George Lucas (The Phantom Menace) or Steven Moffat (most of Doctor Who series 9) could. Take a break, Jo. You're gassed.

2. Recast Grindelwald. Depp's way past through his use-by date, and with the amount of makeup involved, Warners could make anybody into that character.


3. Don't make it.
 
2019-03-15 01:29:52 PM  
But Depp didn't create a shiatty webpage like Ranker did with that article. So Depp isn't that bad.
 
2019-03-15 01:36:04 PM  
You forgot one very important thing mate, I'm captain Jack Sparrow.
 
2019-03-15 01:55:09 PM  

NOLAhd: Bimmer Jones: Bslim: Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.

Two things for the next Fantastic Beasts movie:

1. J. K. Rowling hands off the screenplay. She pooched the last film in a way we thought only George Lucas (The Phantom Menace) or Steven Moffat (most of Doctor Who series 9) could. Take a break, Jo. You're gassed.

2. Recast Grindelwald. Depp's way past through his use-by date, and with the amount of makeup involved, Warners could make anybody into that character.

Still pissed off Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp.


The next big twist? Grindlewald's Depp face was a con job too! He was really Jude Law the whole time!

/and then they mocap Heath Ledger into the role, and the Dr. Parnassus circle will be complete.
 
2019-03-15 01:55:21 PM  

fastfxr: He's a jerk because his manager scammed him out of $25M? He trashed a hotel?

This author SUCKS.


He's also a jerk because his ex-wife didn't get the dogs vaccinated before going to Australia. Nothing in that little anecdote indicates that he had any involvement in the situation. Either the author is incompetent and left that out, or the author is unethical and is accusing him of something that he didn't actually do.

Oh, and he spends money.

He's done some shiatty things, but at least he didn't make this shiat list. Nor did he submit it to Fark.
 
2019-03-15 02:07:23 PM  
He Displayed Some Biphobic Tendencies In The Run Up To His Divorce From Amber Heard

Huh?  I always thought he was bi.
 
2019-03-15 02:25:53 PM  

fastfxr: He's a jerk because...[h]e trashed a hotel?


I have it on good authority that thrashing hotel rooms doesn't make you a jerk, it makes you a rock star.
 
2019-03-15 02:35:54 PM  
Is his hammy Grindenwald on that list? God he's just terrible in that role.

hopefully there will be no 3rd movie since Grimwad did not do well at the BO
 
2019-03-15 02:38:12 PM  
Makeup Johnny Depp
Youtube TvgZLIg3iVo
 
2019-03-15 02:46:16 PM  

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That is pretty amazing.
 
2019-03-15 02:48:45 PM  

Mikey1969: fastfxr: He's a jerk because his manager scammed him out of $25M? He trashed a hotel?

This author SUCKS.

He's also a jerk because his ex-wife didn't get the dogs vaccinated before going to Australia. Nothing in that little anecdote indicates that he had any involvement in the situation. Either the author is incompetent and left that out, or the author is unethical and is accusing him of something that he didn't actually do.

Oh, and he spends money.

He's done some shiatty things, but at least he didn't make this shiat list. Nor did he submit it to Fark.


pretty much all of this
 
2019-03-15 02:50:54 PM  
The common theme of the stories seems to be alcohol. And the negative themes seem to be those that come with drinking all the time.
 
2019-03-15 03:07:26 PM  
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: hopefully there will be no 3rd movie since Grimwad did not do well at the BO

______________________________________​__________

You'll get your wish (for now.)

But you'll get this in its stead.  (Filming at the same time/place that Beasts III was supposed to.)

______________________________________​________

The upcoming live-action/hybrid feature adaptation of the animated series 'Tom and Jerry' will begin filming June 10th in Warner Bros. Studios, Leavesen.
Casting has already begun for the role of the character Kayla, who teams up with Tom to stop the pesky Jerry from ruining an important event for herself.
Here is the shortlist of actors in the mix for the role:
Olivia Cooke ('Bates Motel,' 'Ready Player One')
Zoey Deutch ('The Disaster Artist,' 'Zombieland 2: Double Tap')
Becky G ('Empire,' 'Power Rangers')
Yara Shahidi ('Tales of Arcadia,' 'Grown-ish')
Kelly Marie Tran ('Star Wars: The Last Jedi,' 'Sorry For Your Loss')
Isabela Moner ('Sicario: Day of the Soldado,' 'Dora the Explorer')
Moreover, Tim Story ('Ride Along' and 2000's 'Fantastic Four' franchises) will direct 'Tom and Jerry.' His next film is Warner Bros. 'Shaft' reboot, starring Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Roundtree, and Jessie T. Usher, releasing June 14th.
As an aside, Story was talking to Warner Bros. executives about what he had interest in doing next. So, when the cartoon property was brought up, he immediately mentioned his admiration for the characters and how he'd love tackling that property, especially having worked in animation before.
Additionally, the plan is to shoot in the real world with 2D animated versions of the familiar cat and mouse pair. Since Tom and Jerry didn't speak and relied on physical comedy to draw laughs, this version will stick to that style and not cast actors to voice the duo.
Further, the screenplay is from Bryan Schulz & Cornelius Uliano ('The Peanuts Movie'), and Kevin Costello ('Brigsby Bear').
Meanwhile, filming might wrap sometime in mid-to-late September. Cinematographer Alan Stewart (Guy Ritchie's Aladdin' and 'Bush') is also onboard the project.
Warner Bros. will release the film on April 16th, 2021.
 
2019-03-15 03:13:24 PM  

Mikey1969: fastfxr: He's a jerk because his manager scammed him out of $25M? He trashed a hotel?

This author SUCKS.

He's also a jerk because his ex-wife didn't get the dogs vaccinated before going to Australia. Nothing in that little anecdote indicates that he had any involvement in the situation. Either the author is incompetent and left that out, or the author is unethical and is accusing him of something that he didn't actually do.

Oh, and he spends money.

He's done some shiatty things, but at least he didn't make this shiat list. Nor did he submit it to Fark.


Don't forget that he *allegedly* punched a crewmember, or that he made a tasteless comparison to being raped 8 farking years ago.

It's a celebrity-focused article on a clickbait site. It's definitively "the author is unethical."

Up next on Ranker, "Someone absolutely DESTROYS (controversial figure) with this one worn-out talking point. Also, it's not actually ranked and our site name has lost all meaning."
 
2019-03-15 03:15:59 PM  
I liked the Rolling Stone article better..
 
2019-03-15 03:53:40 PM  

Hypnotic Harlequin: fastfxr: He's a jerk because...[h]e trashed a hotel?

I have it on good authority that thrashing hotel rooms doesn't make you a jerk, it makes you a rock star.


It can also mean "Hey, we haven't tried having sex on top of that yet!"

But usually it just means you brought the kids along.

/these two examples are often connected and occur in that order
 
2019-03-15 03:54:25 PM  
 
2019-03-15 04:35:21 PM  

fastfxr: He's a jerk because his manager scammed him out of $25M? He trashed a hotel?

This author SUCKS.


Per the article (grains of salt) the manager tried to talk him out of things that cost the $25 million.

Regarding being biphobic:  having a spouse be gay or bi should be grounds for divorce if you didn't know it going in.
 
2019-03-15 04:40:48 PM  

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So, I mean, you're still getting it on with a women and she happens to be able to make herself look like Johnny Depp.........Seems like a win win.
 
2019-03-15 05:02:24 PM  

Dibikad: Jingle Strangle: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/TvgZLIg3​iVo?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&enablejsapi=1&orig​in=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid​=1]

So, I mean, you're still getting it on with a women and she happens to be able to make herself look like Johnny Depp.........Seems like a win win.


I think she can transform into a number of other people too.
 
2019-03-15 05:43:31 PM  
Poorly constructed hit piece.

2/10
 
2019-03-15 05:49:11 PM  
If he's been canceled why do I keep seeing those cologne ads he's in?
 
2019-03-15 10:10:05 PM  
Give me a two hour interview and I can do a 10 point listicle about any one of you.
 
2019-03-15 10:13:42 PM  

Trik: I liked the Rolling Stone article better..


Yeah just goes to show that money isn't everything. It was a fair article I thought.
 
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