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(The Scottish Sun)   Anonymous well-known female celeb 'wants to have a baby with a sperm donor after series of bad romances'. Liz Taylor unavailable for comment   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-15 11:43:12 AM  
Somebody is tired or writing break up songs?
 
2019-03-15 11:49:17 AM  

edmo: Somebody is tired or writing break up songs?


Somebody is tired of guys just being Friends.

/feel so dirty for engaging in this bullshiat
 
2019-03-15 12:24:31 PM  
Unidentified random woman considered in vitro fertilization after a string of failed relationships.

It's not news, it's fark.com
 
2019-03-15 12:28:23 PM  
An insider told the paper: "This woman is extremely well known and very popular with the men.

The insider went on to add: "However, she's definitely British hot."
 
2019-03-15 12:29:23 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Unidentified random woman considered in vitro fertilization after a string of failed relationships.

It's not news, it's fark.com


Of all the fark.coms in the world, it's certainly the fark.com-iest.
 
2019-03-15 12:29:46 PM  
Taylor Swift
 
2019-03-15 12:30:21 PM  
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2019-03-15 12:33:28 PM  
"There are plenty of ways to get pregnant without being tied down to a man."

Well for starters, we could just tie you down by yourself...
 
2019-03-15 12:38:57 PM  
Yeah, "extremely well-known" celebrity by British tabloid standards is like... the third girl kicked off of Love Island who thought Brexit was a type of birth control.
 
2019-03-15 12:40:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "There are plenty of ways to get pregnant without being tied down to a man."

Well for starters, we could just tie you down by yourself...


If she is by herself... How would that work
 
2019-03-15 12:48:24 PM  
Well-known female celeb. Scottish Sun.

Is it "Susan Boyle"?
 
2019-03-15 12:50:34 PM  

MagicChicken: Well-known female celeb. Scottish Sun.

Is it "Susan Boyle"?


Nah, she's too hot for British hot.

WHAT?
COME AT ME!
AAAHHHHH, SHADDUP!
 
2019-03-15 12:53:58 PM  

browniepoints999: Taylor Swift


I've been donation because of her for years.
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2019-03-15 12:57:43 PM  
Fb- is the father.
 
2019-03-15 12:59:24 PM  
Lady GaGa or Taylor Swift are my guesses.
 
2019-03-15 01:05:42 PM  
Tired of a series of short term relationships with monomaniacal, thoughtless and careless partners, she decides a child is a better option.

Must be an actress... certainly not a psychologist...
 
2019-03-15 01:06:25 PM  
Mug of sperm is packed and ready to go, just need your address Mystery Mommy!
 
2019-03-15 01:10:03 PM  

Bslim: MagicChicken: Well-known female celeb. Scottish Sun.

Is it "Susan Boyle"?

Nah, she's too hot for British hot.


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2019-03-15 01:10:43 PM  
Hey guys, what's happenin here?
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/There's something happenin here...
 
2019-03-15 01:11:39 PM  
Lena Dunham?
 
2019-03-15 01:37:14 PM  
Tara Reid?
 
2019-03-15 01:44:58 PM  
Lindsay Lohan?
 
2019-03-15 01:56:31 PM  
Ive donated sperm to a lot of female celebrities over the years, none of them have appreciated it.
 
2019-03-15 02:00:49 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: Ive donated sperm to a lot of female celebrities over the years, none of them have appreciated it.


That's b/c it always arrives "postage due," you cheap fark.
 
2019-03-15 02:01:52 PM  
Ariana, maybe? idk
 
2019-03-15 02:07:59 PM  
Sounds like the Paps are so bored they are inventing scenarios.
 
2019-03-15 02:23:26 PM  
Poor Becky. She should never have done the marijuana
 
2019-03-15 02:25:02 PM  
If it's Karen Gillan (I'm taking the Scottish part literally) I'll make my donation the old fashioned way.  In a napkin.

/Self reported
//I'll see my way out
///Threesies
 
2019-03-15 02:54:12 PM  

JimmySlicings: Fb- is the father.

Ah, the classics!
 
2019-03-15 03:13:58 PM  
Halle Berry?
 
2019-03-15 03:25:23 PM  
Gwyneth Paltrow
 
2019-03-15 03:33:38 PM  
What a Bad Romance may sound like:
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Youtube qrO4YZeyl0I
 
2019-03-15 03:36:02 PM  
Actress not singer.
 
2019-03-15 04:35:42 PM  
Iggy Azalea?
 
2019-03-15 07:21:25 PM  
caitlyn jenner?
 
2019-03-15 07:53:27 PM  

Saiga410: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "There are plenty of ways to get pregnant without being tied down to a man."

Well for starters, we could just tie you down by yourself...

If she is by herself... How would that work


No idea.

But the video would sell well
 
2019-03-15 07:56:26 PM  

johnnygew: Hey guys, what's happenin here?
[img.fark.net image 480x360]
/There's something happenin here...


What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a jar over there,
Telling me that it's rude when I stare

/it's time I stop, now
 
2019-03-15 08:06:00 PM  

Ghost Roach: johnnygew: Hey guys, what's happenin here?
[img.fark.net image 480x360]
/There's something happenin here...

What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a jar over there,
Telling me that it's rude when I stare

/it's time I stop, now


What's that sound?
Everybody look who's fapping now
 
2019-03-15 10:59:01 PM  

Wellon Dowd: browniepoints999: Taylor Swift

I've been donation because of her for years.[img.fark.net image 160x638]

[img.fark.net image 850x1276]


Seriously? What the fark (I'm sure the filter will change what I wrote but damn?) is wrong with you?
 
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