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(Radio.com)   NYPD chief says reports in tabloids that a body cam recorded an officer giving oral sex to her partner were a premature publication   (wcbs880.radio.com) divider line
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2019-03-15 09:26:05 AM  
Operation Deny and Bury, successful.
 
2019-03-15 09:58:56 AM  
It was just an on the job trial of that new penis go pro.
 
2019-03-15 10:05:57 AM  
When will it be on Youporn?
 
2019-03-15 10:06:17 AM  
He also blamed the police officers who spread the rumor.

If police officers in your department were falsely spreading rumors, it should be little problem for an organization that possesses significant investigative resources to discover exactly who those officers are. They're spreading malicious falsehoods, impugning the integrity of other officers and the department, lying, and doubtlessly violating many other official policies. So if it's all fake, punish them publicly to prove it.

Don't want to do that? It happened, and you're the liar.
 
2019-03-15 10:07:44 AM  
Premature huh?

Maybe the officer needs to think about basketball next time
 
2019-03-15 10:09:04 AM  
.....so no Adam-12 huh?
 
2019-03-15 10:09:59 AM  
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2019-03-15 10:12:23 AM  
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2019-03-15 10:12:46 AM  
Anders Behring Breivik must die
 
2019-03-15 10:13:39 AM  
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2019-03-15 10:13:42 AM  
So a large organization is going to have rumors and possible sexual activity among its employees?  Color me shocked!
 
2019-03-15 10:13:59 AM  
Like any good rumor....there has to be some truth based to it to make it believable.

I think the NYPD is trying to cover it up. It happened. Of course there's no body cam proof. It's been deleted. Wouldn't be the first time, nor the last.

Its not rocket science brain surgery here ya know....
 
2019-03-15 10:15:07 AM  

watching the trump bubble grow: Anders Behring Breivik must die


I think you're lost.
 
2019-03-15 10:15:28 AM  
Pics or it didn't ...oh.

// does that count as a cop getting (a) shot on duty?
 
2019-03-15 10:16:20 AM  
So, it was a hoax?
From the post, "The alleged audio indicated that the female officer was gushing to her lover about the apparent sex act as they basked in the afterglow, according to the sources. It was later determined that neither audio nor video existed of the alleged incident."

So...where did the "hoax" audio come from?  Who reported it?  How was it later determined that neither audio nor video existed?

Also, post:  phrashing.jpg
 
2019-03-15 10:20:53 AM  
No doubt in my mind. Just glad they were f*cking each other and not a citizen.
 
2019-03-15 10:22:10 AM  
Nice  (blow) job if you can get one.
 
2019-03-15 10:22:58 AM  
I hope this press conference was like that scene from Police Academy where Lassard gave his speech from the podium...

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2019-03-15 10:24:50 AM  
Apparently the sergeant's wife heard the tape?
 
2019-03-15 10:25:53 AM  

OldRod: Premature huh?

Maybe the officer needs to think about basketball next time



So you're going to slowdown ejaculation while being stimulated  by thinking of tall men....
 
2019-03-15 10:26:43 AM  
Sooo, one of the cops involved is a friend or relative of the police chief. Is that what I should take away from this?
 
2019-03-15 10:30:47 AM  

wejash: Apparently the sergeant's wife heard the tape?


Her tragic and unsolved death will occur in about four weeks.
 
2019-03-15 10:33:31 AM  
Corporal Walter O'Reilly unavailable for comment.
 
2019-03-15 10:38:41 AM  

Virtually_Human: Operation Deny and Bury, successful.


And this is what happens when you take every opportunity to destroy the public's trust in you. Honestly, he could be right, it may never have happened and what he presented is the truth. But at the same time since the story is completely believable and everyone fully expected NYPD to lie about it, no one is going to believe them.

At least some minority didn't get shot this time, so there's an upside to this.
 
2019-03-15 10:39:41 AM  
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2019-03-15 10:45:46 AM  
The policewoman involved is probably under a gag order.
 
2019-03-15 10:50:27 AM  
Blow
 
2019-03-15 10:59:12 AM  
So the video in question has been nuked, a replacement video has been hacked to show the correct time  and embedded verification codes has been substituted, so there is no question of a 'missing video', and the sergeant got ripped a new one.

The female officer has been reassigned to a location where she can be blackmailed by someone with a lot more authority than a mere sergent.

And life continues as normal within the NYPD, who can do nothing wrong.
 
2019-03-15 11:02:48 AM  
Can we bring that Nazi brevik up on some world court charges
 
2019-03-15 11:16:53 AM  

watching the trump bubble grow: Can we bring that Nazi brevik up on some world court charges


I mean, you aren't wrong, but you are in the wrong thread.
 
2019-03-15 11:19:14 AM  

watching the trump bubble grow: Can we bring that Nazi brevik up on some world court charges


Take it to TFD you idiot.
 
2019-03-15 11:42:05 AM  
Why did they have Jeffery Ross read the chief's statement?
 
2019-03-15 11:55:54 AM  

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Depends on how hot she was. I, uh, I mean, uh, we need to keep vigilant against police misconduct.
/or Miss Conduct, amirite?
 
2019-03-15 11:57:54 AM  

Pocket Ninja: He also blamed the police officers who spread the rumor.

If police officers in your department were falsely spreading rumors, it should be little problem for an organization that possesses significant investigative resources to discover exactly who those officers are. They're spreading malicious falsehoods, impugning the integrity of other officers and the department, lying, and doubtlessly violating many other official policies. So if it's all fake, punish them publicly to prove it.

Don't want to do that? It happened, and you're the liar.


Somewhere there's a timeline extant where Pocket Ninja still only posts hysterically funny humour, as happened once what now feels like many decades ago. Sadly this is not that timeline. :(
 
2019-03-15 11:59:47 AM  
So this video, it's shot in POV method?

Who was the one wearing the camera?

/asking for a friend.
 
2019-03-15 12:24:27 PM  
Of all the farking non-issues regarding cops and body cams...
Shame on the media outlets that care about this. Shaaaaaaaaame.
 
2019-03-15 12:32:51 PM  

wickedragon: Shame on the media outlets that care about this. Shaaaaaaaaame


Nah, I'm all for any news outlet that's not ashamed to say Blow Job. We need more newscasts that advertise that blow jobs are good, healthy and a great way to alleviate stress.

Right Elisa?

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2019-03-15 02:57:13 PM  

Shagbert: Pocket Ninja: He also blamed the police officers who spread the rumor.

If police officers in your department were falsely spreading rumors, it should be little problem for an organization that possesses significant investigative resources to discover exactly who those officers are. They're spreading malicious falsehoods, impugning the integrity of other officers and the department, lying, and doubtlessly violating many other official policies. So if it's all fake, punish them publicly to prove it.

Don't want to do that? It happened, and you're the liar.

Somewhere there's a timeline extant where Pocket Ninja still only posts hysterically funny humour, as happened once what now feels like many decades ago. Sadly this is not that timeline. :(


They(PN)are wrong or unfunny?
 
2019-03-15 03:10:26 PM  
Monahan furiously rebutted the claims,
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"He said "rebutted".
 
2019-03-15 03:19:50 PM  

steklo: wickedragon: Shame on the media outlets that care about this. Shaaaaaaaaame

Nah, I'm all for any news outlet that's not ashamed to say Blow Job. We need more newscasts that advertise that blow jobs are good, healthy and a great way to alleviate stress.

Right Elisa?

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That's totally Academy Award winner Olivia Colman.
 
2019-03-15 03:27:14 PM  
What, lots of cops drive in Hummers these days.
 
2019-03-15 07:55:29 PM  

silverfoxx1974: Shagbert: Pocket Ninja: He also blamed the police officers who spread the rumor.

If police officers in your department were falsely spreading rumors, it should be little problem for an organization that possesses significant investigative resources to discover exactly who those officers are. They're spreading malicious falsehoods, impugning the integrity of other officers and the department, lying, and doubtlessly violating many other official policies. So if it's all fake, punish them publicly to prove it.

Don't want to do that? It happened, and you're the liar.

Somewhere there's a timeline extant where Pocket Ninja still only posts hysterically funny humour, as happened once what now feels like many decades ago. Sadly this is not that timeline. :(

They(PN)are wrong or unfunny?


Some of PNs post are serious now because of the world we live in, rather than pure comedy from the world we lived in.
 
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