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(CNBC)   Facebook loses its "heart and soul." And no, it wasn't a cat   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, new Facebook employees, Chris Cox, Facebook's mission, former employees, ex-employee, incredible story teller  
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1266 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Mar 2019 at 9:05 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-15 08:43:45 AM  
This article is coming out a bit late, as I left Facebook last year.
 
2019-03-15 08:54:23 AM  
Facebook: Not even once.
 
2019-03-15 09:07:53 AM  
A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.
 
2019-03-15 09:17:18 AM  
Go fark yourself Zuckerberg
 
2019-03-15 09:17:34 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.


It is.
 
2019-03-15 09:22:36 AM  

AquaTatanka: ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.

It is.


Damn straiight!  If not us, who?  YouTube? Twitter?  Instagram?  Pinterest?  Yeah, right.
 
2019-03-15 09:23:26 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.


Have you seen the test of the internet??
 
2019-03-15 09:24:23 AM  

snoproblem: AquaTatanka: ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.

It is.

Damn straiight!  If not us, who?  YouTube? Twitter?  Instagram?  Pinterest?  Yeah, right.


Wow. Looked at that way...it's even more depressing.
 
2019-03-15 09:25:01 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.


***FARTING NOISES***
 
2019-03-15 09:27:19 AM  
Da da duh da
Da da da duh
 
2019-03-15 10:08:51 AM  
I guess if you work there and like the guy it's SAD. But isn't he resisting all the efforts to protect privacy? That's not a good thing is it?
 
2019-03-15 10:10:46 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.

***FARTING NOISES***


Bad username. BAD.
 
2019-03-15 10:11:47 AM  
Miracles are not happening.
 
6 days ago  
Just leave its litterbox outside without cleaning it, it will come back.
 
6 days ago  

AquaTatanka: ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.

It is.


It isn't?
 
6 days ago  

ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.


Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the Internet.  Also the seat of inventive wit on the Internet.

Fark is familiar with the back sides of a lot of things.
 
6 days ago  
Every Monday, Cox has welcomed new hires at the headquarters in Menlo Park, California, as part of their orientation. He would talk to them for half an hour or more, explaining Facebook's mission to connect every human in the world, according to former employees.

I wonder if he realized that connecting every human has lead to death and destruction?
 
6 days ago  
Facebook employees are sad about the departure of a legitimately evil man, because he gave good speeches in which he did nothing but lie to them.

And the world keeps spinning.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Psychohazard: ThomasPaineTrain: A website that started as a "hot or not" game had a soul? Next thing you'll tell me is that Fark is the seat of erudition and culture on the internet.

Have you seen the test of the internet??


It's pretty bad out there. There are very good reasons we keep coming to Fark.

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6 days ago  
"He was an incredible story teller and could bring you to tears when talking about new features and how important they were," a former Facebook executive told CNBC.

What the fark is wrong with people?
 
6 days ago  
So is this the road to their dreams? Is Zucks telling him thank you for goodbye? Is all of this part of the promise made a few days ago? This private communications thing--is it going to put China in their hands? Or are they tired of being blasted as a bridge of spies to disrupt the western world?

\and I don't even own any of their albums
\\where is the Fark I used to know?
 
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