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5 days ago  
What we need is a modern take on XXXXXXXXX.
 
5 days ago  
It's a remake of a remake, that, during filming, we remake it.
 
5 days ago  
Citizen Kane from the perspective of Rosebud.
 
5 days ago  
Aliens meets Three's Company on the Titanic
 
5 days ago  
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. It's about the bus track racing circuit.
 
5 days ago  
Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.
 
5 days ago  
A world where dinosaurs are brought back to life through science:  "Billy and the Clonosaurus
 
5 days ago  

Ambivalence: Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.


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5 days ago  
Horror movie pitch: Instagram model stalker gets upset when his victim doesn't look like her pictures, so he "fixes" her.
 
5 days ago  
Picture Fark, but on a 50 foot screen.
 
5 days ago  
Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times
 
5 days ago  
90 minutes of baby animals falling over adorably.
 
5 days ago  
Snatch with women.
 
5 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Horror movie pitch: Instagram model stalker gets upset when his victim doesn't look like her pictures, so he "fixes" her.


I think I've seen that one. Ingrid Goes West - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt596221​0/
 
5 days ago  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Snatch with women.


Title suggestion: Penis.
 
5 days ago  
the passion of the christ, retold through the medium of synchronized swimming
 
5 days ago  

iron de havilland: Uchiha_Cycliste: Snatch with women.

Title suggestion: Penis.


Title card:
Guy Ritchie's Penis
 
5 days ago  
It's like Firefly set in the American West.
 
5 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times


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liam neeson gets his family stollen, has a merry christmas
 
5 days ago  

holdmybones: Ambivalence: Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.

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I wasn't pitching a movie, I was providing foreshadowing of the movie subby is already in!

/scary music
 
5 days ago  
"The Three Amigas", now give me my money.
 
5 days ago  
"Its a buddy comedy with Tom Cruse and John Travolta where they run a singles bar called "Beards"".
 
5 days ago  
Two words: Space Sharks!
 
5 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times


In a twist, it turns out that Liam Neeson has stolen his own family.
 
5 days ago  
A killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. His best friend is a talking pie.
 
5 days ago  

HotWingConspiracy: "The Three Amigas", now give me my money.


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5 days ago  
Failed real estate developer, former casino owner and reality TV show host, wholly unqualified idiot and generally unpleasant racist runs for President and beats over-qualified woman and proceeds to run the country in to the ground.

/nah...non one would buy that.  Too unrealistic.
 
5 days ago  
"A 110-minute long take of a man struggling to dislodge his testicles from the slats of his chair using the limited tools he has within arm's reach."
 
5 days ago  

bluenote13: Failed real estate developer, former casino owner and reality TV show host, wholly unqualified idiot and generally unpleasant racist runs for President and beats over-qualified woman and proceeds to run the country in to the ground. arrogant woman who failed to campaing properly, took her opponent for granted, and assumed she'd win on name recognition alone.


FTFY.

/Just because I criticize her doesn't mean I voted for or support him, so don't waste your outrage on me.
 
5 days ago  
Four strangers share an autonomous cab from the airport to their hotel; the cab goes rogue, holding them captive and terrorizing them.
 
5 days ago  
Danny DeVito as Sisypus.
 
5 days ago  
Diabetics start a terror organization to bring down Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk.
 
5 days ago  
Remake of Withnail and I starring Aubrey Plaza.
 
5 days ago  
The Fifthe Element but underwater during Ancient Rome in an alternative steampunk timeline, with dragons.
 
5 days ago  
A young boy growing up in terror of the huge old mental hospital taking up the hillside, that he walks by everyday going to school, the escapee horn goes off at least once a week, and he has to face his fears when as a boy scout, he is forced to face his fears when the troop decides to pay a visit to a ward in the decaying facility.

/ Overbrook
 
5 days ago  
The first extrasolar human colonists struggle to build a viable colony in an new solar system lightyears away from help.
 
5 days ago  
Gil meets boy and boy spanks girl.
 
5 days ago  
Remake of the Lord of the Rings trilogy that takes place entirely in a shopping mall.
 
5 days ago  
Just Two People.
 
5 days ago  
A rag tag group of misfits plan a heist of unobtainium only to steal a van filled with macguffins only to be
thwarted by a red herring.
/got nuthin
 
5 days ago  
"Superman, but we'll work it like we give a damn."
 
5 days ago  
"What a twist!"
 
5 days ago  
One of my stories from the Fark Fiction Anthology.
 
5 days ago  
Two solid hours of Gilbert Godfrey just being himself at people.
 
5 days ago  
A biopic of Charles Darwin focusing on his secret life as the percussionist for a progressive rock band.
 
5 days ago  
Twin sisters looking for love marry twin pilots - The Right Brothers
 
5 days ago  
Picture 'Romeo and Juliet', only this time it ends in tragedy.

/I know, not mine.  But everyone steals in Hollywood.
 
5 days ago  
The Martian, but on the ocean floor instead of on Mars, and starring Aubrey Plaza instead of Matt Damon.
 
5 days ago  
An adaptation of Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic by Terry Jones.
 
5 days ago  
Penny Pan - an all female reimagining of Peter Pan
 
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