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2019-03-15 07:57:51 AM  
What we need is a modern take on XXXXXXXXX.
 
2019-03-15 08:00:22 AM  
It's a remake of a remake, that, during filming, we remake it.
 
2019-03-15 08:01:56 AM  
Citizen Kane from the perspective of Rosebud.
 
2019-03-15 08:02:28 AM  
Aliens meets Three's Company on the Titanic
 
2019-03-15 08:04:00 AM  
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. It's about the bus track racing circuit.
 
2019-03-15 08:05:10 AM  
Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.
 
2019-03-15 08:05:50 AM  
A world where dinosaurs are brought back to life through science:  "Billy and the Clonosaurus
 
2019-03-15 08:07:26 AM  

Ambivalence: Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.


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2019-03-15 08:08:12 AM  
Horror movie pitch: Instagram model stalker gets upset when his victim doesn't look like her pictures, so he "fixes" her.
 
2019-03-15 08:08:39 AM  
Picture Fark, but on a 50 foot screen.
 
2019-03-15 08:09:10 AM  
Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times
 
2019-03-15 08:10:49 AM  
90 minutes of baby animals falling over adorably.
 
2019-03-15 08:20:14 AM  
Snatch with women.
 
2019-03-15 08:21:13 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Horror movie pitch: Instagram model stalker gets upset when his victim doesn't look like her pictures, so he "fixes" her.


I think I've seen that one. Ingrid Goes West - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt596221​0/
 
2019-03-15 08:21:46 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Snatch with women.


Title suggestion: Penis.
 
2019-03-15 08:24:16 AM  
the passion of the christ, retold through the medium of synchronized swimming
 
2019-03-15 08:25:07 AM  

iron de havilland: Uchiha_Cycliste: Snatch with women.

Title suggestion: Penis.


Title card:
Guy Ritchie's Penis
 
2019-03-15 08:25:53 AM  
It's like Firefly set in the American West.
 
2019-03-15 08:28:27 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times


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liam neeson gets his family stollen, has a merry christmas
 
2019-03-15 08:29:29 AM  

holdmybones: Ambivalence: Desperate screenplay writer with a catastrophic case of writer's block, goes on a social media site to solicit ideas for his next movie. Everything goes horribly wrong. And then the murders begin. And in the end we learn he was dead the entire time.

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I wasn't pitching a movie, I was providing foreshadowing of the movie subby is already in!

/scary music
 
2019-03-15 08:29:38 AM  
"The Three Amigas", now give me my money.
 
2019-03-15 08:29:55 AM  
"Its a buddy comedy with Tom Cruse and John Travolta where they run a singles bar called "Beards"".
 
2019-03-15 08:33:03 AM  
Two words: Space Sharks!
 
2019-03-15 08:34:37 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Liam Neeson has his family stolen.

/this sentence has already worked wayyyy too many times


In a twist, it turns out that Liam Neeson has stolen his own family.
 
2019-03-15 08:34:39 AM  
A killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. His best friend is a talking pie.
 
2019-03-15 08:35:08 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "The Three Amigas", now give me my money.


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2019-03-15 08:36:13 AM  
Failed real estate developer, former casino owner and reality TV show host, wholly unqualified idiot and generally unpleasant racist runs for President and beats over-qualified woman and proceeds to run the country in to the ground.

/nah...non one would buy that.  Too unrealistic.
 
2019-03-15 08:40:17 AM  
"A 110-minute long take of a man struggling to dislodge his testicles from the slats of his chair using the limited tools he has within arm's reach."
 
2019-03-15 08:43:02 AM  

bluenote13: Failed real estate developer, former casino owner and reality TV show host, wholly unqualified idiot and generally unpleasant racist runs for President and beats over-qualified woman and proceeds to run the country in to the ground. arrogant woman who failed to campaing properly, took her opponent for granted, and assumed she'd win on name recognition alone.


FTFY.

/Just because I criticize her doesn't mean I voted for or support him, so don't waste your outrage on me.
 
2019-03-15 08:43:29 AM  
Four strangers share an autonomous cab from the airport to their hotel; the cab goes rogue, holding them captive and terrorizing them.
 
2019-03-15 08:49:12 AM  
Danny DeVito as Sisypus.
 
2019-03-15 08:51:42 AM  
Diabetics start a terror organization to bring down Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk.
 
2019-03-15 08:52:06 AM  
Remake of Withnail and I starring Aubrey Plaza.
 
2019-03-15 08:52:25 AM  
The Fifthe Element but underwater during Ancient Rome in an alternative steampunk timeline, with dragons.
 
2019-03-15 08:52:59 AM  
A young boy growing up in terror of the huge old mental hospital taking up the hillside, that he walks by everyday going to school, the escapee horn goes off at least once a week, and he has to face his fears when as a boy scout, he is forced to face his fears when the troop decides to pay a visit to a ward in the decaying facility.

/ Overbrook
 
2019-03-15 08:54:51 AM  
The first extrasolar human colonists struggle to build a viable colony in an new solar system lightyears away from help.
 
2019-03-15 08:55:18 AM  
Gil meets boy and boy spanks girl.
 
2019-03-15 08:55:22 AM  
Remake of the Lord of the Rings trilogy that takes place entirely in a shopping mall.
 
2019-03-15 09:05:46 AM  
Just Two People.
 
2019-03-15 09:07:25 AM  
A rag tag group of misfits plan a heist of unobtainium only to steal a van filled with macguffins only to be
thwarted by a red herring.
/got nuthin
 
2019-03-15 09:17:44 AM  
"Superman, but we'll work it like we give a damn."
 
2019-03-15 09:18:29 AM  
"What a twist!"
 
2019-03-15 09:22:32 AM  
One of my stories from the Fark Fiction Anthology.
 
2019-03-15 09:24:34 AM  
Two solid hours of Gilbert Godfrey just being himself at people.
 
2019-03-15 09:52:25 AM  
A biopic of Charles Darwin focusing on his secret life as the percussionist for a progressive rock band.
 
2019-03-15 09:56:09 AM  
Twin sisters looking for love marry twin pilots - The Right Brothers
 
2019-03-15 10:00:28 AM  
Picture 'Romeo and Juliet', only this time it ends in tragedy.

/I know, not mine.  But everyone steals in Hollywood.
 
2019-03-15 10:16:07 AM  
The Martian, but on the ocean floor instead of on Mars, and starring Aubrey Plaza instead of Matt Damon.
 
2019-03-15 10:18:30 AM  
An adaptation of Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic by Terry Jones.
 
2019-03-15 10:21:02 AM  
Penny Pan - an all female reimagining of Peter Pan
 
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