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(More Potatoes)   Older women who are attracted to younger men are called "cougars". Older men who are attracted to younger women are called "all of them"   (morepotatoes.com) divider line
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2019-03-15 07:11:50 AM  
Young attractive women?

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2019-03-15 07:59:57 AM  
I've never lusted for a young girl, or a young anything. My tastes in objectification run to dudes in their mid-30s to mid-50s, reasonably well-built, and cut. Chest hair is also a plus, usually.

So no, not "all."
 
2019-03-15 08:33:41 AM  
It's like you're in your backyard, and you feel something squish beneath your feet and look down and realize you've stepped directly on one of your dog's steaming hot turds. And that quick sinking revulsion sinks in, and you step back from it and feel another squish and look down and, oh yes, your second foot has just squished a second, even bigger turd. And you twist away from it and are actually making small panicked noises in your throat now but your turd-crusted feet get tangled and you fall and your hands go out to break your fall and there, it's right there in front of you, you can see it but you can't do anything about it, and your hand that's out to break your fall lands fully on yet a third turd, and now it's two turd feet and one turd hand and you groan and roll back and feel something squish in the small of your back and you can't see it, you don't know for sure, but you know. You know.

That's the image this blog brings to mind every time it's linked here. Which is a lot of times.
 
2019-03-15 08:43:35 AM  
Not really, I find myself attracted to women my own age and men who are a bit older.
 
2019-03-15 08:45:51 AM  
Your blog still sucks, subby, and I'm still not giving you clicks.
 
2019-03-15 08:53:56 AM  
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2019-03-15 09:02:16 AM  
At this point, you have to admire the dedication required.

In the last few weeks, I've gone from curiosity to disinterest, annoyance, exasperation, bewilderment, morbid fascination, and finally a zen-like state of acceptance, all the while forming a strong sense of kinship with my fellow complaining farkers.

I raise my glass to you, subby!
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2019-03-15 09:02:21 AM  
Ok, I clicked the link this king 'this crap hasto have gotten a little bit funnier...

WRONG
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2019-03-15 09:18:29 AM  
*thinking*
*has to*

Ugh.
 
2019-03-15 09:46:55 AM  
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2019-03-15 09:53:03 AM  
First off, "cougars" aren't simply attracted to  younger men. They are actively "out on the prowl" at college/young professional bars looking to get laid by younger men.  Most middle aged people find younger people physically attractive regardless of gender or orientation.

Secondly, I have pretty much always been attracted to women near my age or older. The thought of dating a 22 year old is awful.

Finally, this little blog that keeps shiatting all over the feed is like Deep Thoughts, but if someone had beaten Jack Handey repeatedly in the head with a claw hammer, forced him to write a bunch, then only kept the worst ones.
 
2019-03-15 10:01:08 AM  
Why does this terrible blog keep getting greened?
 
2019-03-15 10:08:05 AM  
18 to 80
sick lame or crazy
(not now Mrs h would be annoyed)
 
2019-03-15 10:12:56 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Why does this terrible blog keep getting greened?


Presumably, Subby self-greens to try and drive traffic to their sucky blog.
 
2019-03-15 10:24:39 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Why does this terrible blog keep getting greened?


It's clearly marked as being totally potatoes.

Don't hit yourself x3
 
2019-03-15 10:28:29 AM  
Really old women who are into younger guys are called saber-toothed tigers.

/Saw some at a bar in Palm Springs.
 
6 days ago  

mr lawson: [thesocietypages.org image 472x407]


What's it mean if you're off of the right side of that chart?
 
6 days ago  

Gleeman: mr lawson: [thesocietypages.org image 472x407]

What's it mean if you're off of the right side of that chart?


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6 days ago  

mrparks: Giant Clown Shoe: Why does this terrible blog keep getting greened?

It's clearly marked as being totally potatoes.

Don't hit yourself x3


This shiat is potatoes, p-o-t-a-n-a-s
 
6 days ago  
I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.
 
6 days ago  

Ecobuckeye: mrparks: Giant Clown Shoe: Why does this terrible blog keep getting greened?

It's clearly marked as being totally potatoes.

Don't hit yourself x3

This shiat is potatoes, p-o-t-a-n-a-s


You're trying to trick me into clicking it, and it won't work. I am very intelligence.
 
6 days ago  

Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.


I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...
 
6 days ago  

Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.


Dealing with teenage girls' drama was tough enough in high school, I cannot understand why someone would have any desire to go through that again.
 
6 days ago  

bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...


All well and good, but I didn't think the point of dating a much younger girl is conversation on life experiences and their take on the politics of Brexit.
 
6 days ago  

SirEattonHogg: bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...

All well and good, but I didn't think the point of dating a much younger girl is conversation on life experiences and their take on the politics of Brexit.


In my world, intelligence and kindness beat looks by a mile.  If I allude to Samuel Beckett and she thinks I'm talking about Thomas Beckett, that's salvageable; if she gives me a blank look, I change the topic to her shoes or hair and look for a way out...
 
6 days ago  

SirEattonHogg: bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...

All well and good, but I didn't think the point of dating a much younger girl is conversation on life experiences and their take on the politics of Brexit.


Dating means more than once, right?
 
6 days ago  

bigfatbuddhist: SirEattonHogg: bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...

All well and good, but I didn't think the point of dating a much younger girl is conversation on life experiences and their take on the politics of Brexit.

In my world, intelligence and kindness beat looks by a mile.  If I allude to Samuel Beckett and she thinks I'm talking about Thomas Beckett, that's salvageable; if she gives me a blank look, I change the topic to her shoes or hair and look for a way out...


username checks out ;p
 
6 days ago  

HempHead: SirEattonHogg: bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...

All well and good, but I didn't think the point of dating a much younger girl is conversation on life experiences and their take on the politics of Brexit.

Dating means more than once, right?


How much money ya got?
 
6 days ago  

MagicBoris: At this point, you have to admire the dedication required.

In the last few weeks, I've gone from curiosity to disinterest, annoyance, exasperation, bewilderment, morbid fascination, and finally a zen-like state of acceptance, all the while forming a strong sense of kinship with my fellow complaining farkers.

I raise my glass to you, subby!
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I like to imagine it being spoken by Steven Wright after he'd been punched in the head very hard several times in succession.
 
6 days ago  

bigfatbuddhist: Great_Milenko: I remember a comedian saying that all teenage girls have a built in defense mechanism to deter older men from chasing them.  And that would be their personalities.

I was talking to a young girl who was commuting from the same slug line I was.  The conversation started okay, but, after about fifteen minutes, it became pretty obvious that she was kind of vacuous.  Made my wife at the time look like an intellectual...


Talking to them never crossed my mind.
 
6 days ago  
And yet, how does that difference correlate with finances?    Unless the cougar is in a relationship with a male of similar age and cheating, I think that men are much more likely to be able to afford a partner with less financial resources.

Add that to the difference in fertility for those looking to have children, and it's just a factor of circumstances.

Men who are actively looking for younger women usually have a trade-in planned at some later date.
 
6 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: It's like you're in your backyard, and you feel something squish beneath your feet and look down and realize you've stepped directly on one of your dog's steaming hot turds. And that quick sinking revulsion sinks in, and you step back from it and feel another squish and look down and, oh yes, your second foot has just squished a second, even bigger turd. And you twist away from it and are actually making small panicked noises in your throat now but your turd-crusted feet get tangled and you fall and your hands go out to break your fall and there, it's right there in front of you, you can see it but you can't do anything about it, and your hand that's out to break your fall lands fully on yet a third turd, and now it's two turd feet and one turd hand and you groan and roll back and feel something squish in the small of your back and you can't see it, you don't know for sure, but you know. You know.

That's the image this blog brings to mind every time it's linked here. Which is a lot of times.


This! This, so very much This.
Thank you Ninja for summarizing More Potatoes so perfectly.

/and for providing a much needed lunch hour laugh.
 
6 days ago  
Geez folks. There is a difference between 'attracted to' and 'willing to date'.

I'd prefer to date women my age, but I want 22 year olds in my porn.
 
6 days ago  
I like younger women.  Luckily, at my age those younger women are in their 40's.
 
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